Memorable Quotes from Michael Alaimo
1 quoteCharles Barkley's Unexpected Encounter with Fans
Teenage girl
You're... You're Charles Barkley.
[Surprised; Charles nods]
Teenage girl #2
Who you talking to?
Teenage girl
Girls, come on over. Hurry up, hurry. Look! It's Charles Barkley.
[Calling to her friends]
Charles Barkley
Hey, can I play?
Teenage girls
Sure!
[Agreeing]
Teenage girl
You're not Charles Barkley. Just a wannabe who looks like him. Sorry. Break out. You shouldn't even be here! Be gone. Wannabe! Be gone!
Doctor
Just a few more tests, gentlemen. Tests for electrolyte levels, glucose, CBC's, RBC's, et cetera. and we've scheduled a 12-lead stress test and neurological battery to include EEG, the reflex test...
Charles Barkley
And t-this girl... 5 feet nothing... blocked my shot.
Charles Barkley
It wasn't a dream! It really happened!
Larry Johnson
And it climbed up my back, and into my brain.
[Stands up]
Psychiatrist
Are there any other areas, besides basketball...where you find yourself...
Barry White's voice
Yeah.
Psychiatrist
...unable to perform?
Barry White's voice
Yeah, yeah.
Patrick Ewing
No!
[Sits up, irritated]
Psychiatrist
Just asking.
Larry Johnson
I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-rayed, laser beamed...
Charles Barkley
I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash-talk.
Shawn Bradley
I've got other skills. I could go back and work on the farm.
Psychiatrist
Really?
Shawn Bradley
Or maybe... I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again.
[Then it's Muggsy's turn]
Muggsy Bogues
What are you saying? That I'm tryna disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist
I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy Bogues
But I love my mama.
Patrick Ewing
Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Muggsy Bogues
Hey, maybe there's nothing wrong with us.
Larry Johnson
That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads.
Muggsy Bogues
We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet.
Charles Barkley
I'll never go out with ] again.
[[Madonna]
Golfer
What are you doing?
Stan Podolak
I'm, uh...I'm fixing a divot.
[Stops and sees him]
Golfer
Oh. He's fixing a divot!
[Walking back and yelling to his friends]
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