The Sundowners - The Journey Beyond Familiarity
Sean Carmody:
Gee, it's gonna be fun. This is the first time I've ever been away from home.
Shearer:
What, with your mom and dad not fifty yards outside that window, and you call that being away from home?
Rupert Venneker:
Certainly. Being out in the world is a state of mind, not of geography. The distance between that tent and this bunker is the longest journey you will ever make in your life.
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The Sundowners - Sailing Skills and Family Banter
Sean Carmody: [on hearing Venneker had been a ship's captain]
Why'd you leave?
Rupert Venneker:
My stomach. I was a notoriously bad sailor.
Sean Carmody:
Dad says you must have been a better sailor than you are a horseman.
Rupert Venneker:
What the devil is he talking about? I was cashiered from the 17th Lancers before he knew one end of a horse from the other! NOT that he does now! Hah!
Sean Carmody:
What does cashiered mean?
Rupert Venneker:
Uh - kind of promotion from the army into civilian life.
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The Greatest Story Ever Told - Miscommunication in a Simple Question
Peter:
Who is it?
James the Younger: [behind the door]
Me.
Peter: [angrily opens the door]
What's wrong with you? When I ask "Who is it", why do you answer "Me"?
James the Younger:
It was me, Peter.
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The Greatest Story Ever Told - A Simple Introduction Between Two Names
Jesus:
What is your name?
James the Younger:
Little James. They called me "little" because I'm the youngest. What is your name?
Jesus:
Jesus
James the Younger: [smiles]
That's a good name.
Jesus: [smiling]
Thank you.
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