Slackers - Challenging Societal Expectations of Relationships
Jeff Davis:
We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system. And then, you do things together, you swim, you row, you... boat, you eat, you stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.
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Home Alone - Family Dynamics in a Crisis Situation
Kevin: [has a flashback to what his family told him the night before]
I made my family disappear!
Megan:
Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie:
You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompétents.
Buzz:
Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Jeff:
Kevin, you are such a disease!
Kate:
There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
Frank:
Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kevin: [smiles, to himself]
I made my family disappear.
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Home Alone - Family Conflict Over Pizza Dispute
Kate: [to Kevin]
What is the matter with you?!
Kevin:
He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage and olives and onions and...
Uncle Frank: [cutting him off]
Look what you did, you little jerk!
Kate:
Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin:
Why?
Jeff:
Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin:
Shut up!
Peter:
Kevin, upstairs!
Kate:
Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin: [sarcastically]
Good night, Kevin". Why do I always get treated like scum?
Kate: [to Pizza Boy]
Oh, I am sorry. This house is just crazy. We've got all these extra kids running around. My brother-in-law drove in from Ohio today. It's just nuts.
Kevin:
How come you didn't bring any more cheese pizzas?
Pizza Boy:
Nice tip. Thanks a lot.
Kate:
Thanks.
Harry:
Having a reunion or something?
Kate:
My husband's brother transferred to Paris last year. His kids are still there. He missed the family, so he invited us to Paris so we can be together.
Harry:
You're taking a trip to Paris?
Kate:
Yes, we hope to leave tomorrow morning.
Harry:
Excellent, excellent.
Kate:
If you'll excuse me, this one's a little out of sorts. I'll be right back.
Harry:
Don't worry about me. I spoke to your husband already. And don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.
Kate: [escorting Kevin to the attic after he caused trouble in the kitchen]
There are 15 people in this house. You're the only one who has to make trouble.
Kevin:
I'm the only one getting dumped on.
Kate:
You're the only one actin up. Now, get upstairs.
Kevin:
I am upstairs, dummy. Third floor?
Kate:
Go.
Kevin:
It's scary up there.
Kate:
Don't be silly. Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin:
I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. You know about him. He wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it!
Kate:
Fine. We'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin:
I'm sorry.
Kate:
It's too late. Get upstairs.
Kevin:
Everyone in this family hates me.
Kate:
Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin:
I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!
Kate:
Just stay up there. I don't wanna see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin:
I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either.
Kate: [feeling hurt]
I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin:
No, I wouldn't.
Kate:
Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
Kevin: [runs upstairs in a huff, and Kate closes the door]
I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!
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Home Alone - Struggles with Packing a Suitcase
Kevin:
I don't know how to pack a suitcase. I've never done it once in my whole life!
Jeff:
Tough.
Kevin:
That's what Megan said.
Megan:
What did I say?
Jeff:
You told Kevin "Tough".
Megan:
The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do, shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
Kevin:
I'm not an idiot!
Megan:
Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you.
Jeff:
She's right, Kev.
Kevin:
Excuse me, puke-breath, I'm a lot smaller than you! I don't know how to pack a suitcase!
Linnie:
Hey, I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff.
Jeff:
Shut up, Linnie.
Kevin:
You know what I should pack?
Jeff:
Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water.
Linnie:
Listen, Kev, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents".
Kevin:
What?
Jeff: [throws his bag down the stairs which lands at Harry's feet]
Bombs away!
Linnie:
P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he's gonna wet the bed.
Kevin: [jumps up and down in frustration as Harry looks up at him]
This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone! Did you hear me? I'm living alone! I'm living alone!
Rod: [taps on the spider's tank]
Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?
Buzz:
He just ate a load of mice guts. He should be good for a couple weeks. Is it true French babes don't shave their pits?
Rod:
Some don't.
Buzz:
But they got nude beaches.
Rod:
Not in the winter.
Kevin:
Buzz?
Buzz:
Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
Kevin:
Can I sleep in your room? I don't wanna sleep with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
Buzz:
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! Check it out. Old man Marley.
Rod:
Who's he?
Buzz:
You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer?
Rod:
No.
Buzz:
That's him. Back in 58, he murdered his whole family and half the people on this block... with a snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since.
Rod:
If he's the shovel slayer, how come the cops don't arrest him?
Buzz:
Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. But everyone around here knows he did it. It'll just be a matter of time... before he does it again.
Rod:
What's he doing now?
Buzz:
He walks up and down the streets every night... salting the sidewalks.
Rod:
Maybe he's just trying to be nice.
Buzz:
No way. See that garbage can full of salt? That's where he keeps his victims. The salt turns the bodies into mummies.
Kevin: [whispering]
Mummies!
Buzz: [as Marley spots them, he quickly closes the curtains]
Yeow! Look out!
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York - Repetitive Request for Kevin's Item
Peter:
This Kevin's? Give this to Kevin.
Kate: [tries to pass it to Frank, who waves her off; she passes it to Leslie instead]
Give this... Give this to Kevin.
Leslie:
Give this to Kevin.
Tracy:
Give this to Kevin.
Linnie:
Kevin.
Buzz:
Give this to Kevin.
Rod:
Give this to Kevin.
Sondra:
Give this to Kevin.
Megan:
Give this to Kevin.
Jeff:
Give this to Kevin.
Brooke:
Give this to Kevin.
Fuller: [notices elderly couple standing next to him instead of Kevin; passes bag up the line]
Here you go, Kevin. Kevin's not here.
Brooke:
Kevin's not here.
Jeff:
Kevin's not here.
Megan:
Kevin's not here.
Sondra:
Kevin's not here.
Rod: [passes bag to Linnie, skipping Buzz]
Kevin's not here.
Linnie:
Kevin's not here.
Tracy:
Kevin's not here.
Leslie: [passes bag to Kate, skipping Frank]
Kevin's not here.
Kate: [gives bag to Peter]
Kevin's not here.
Peter: [incredulously]
What?!
Kate: [laughs, but immediately gasps in shock, then screams at the top of her lungs in alarm; faints]
KEVIN!!!!!!!!!
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