Memorable Quotes from Michael Rapaport
8 quotesUnexpected Betrayal Over a Stogie
Adam Gibson
He smoked my stogie too!?
Hank Morgan
That bastard!
Gibson
Son of a bitch!
Morgan
Son of a bitch!
[imitating Adam]
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Discussion on Virginity and Relationships
Lenny
I told you from day one, the girl was not a virgin!
Kevin
You didn't tell me how many times though!
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Dividing Shares Amongst Friends
Benny
You know what I say? She gets a share, but not a full share.
Tommy
I'd go for that. Yeah.
Denny
Yeah, what if we each get a fourth and she gets, like, a third?
Benny
What are you? Nuts? Then she'd be getting more than us!
Denny
How do you figure?
Benny
Where are you gonna get four fourths and a third? Can't you add?
Denny
I don't do fractions, all right?
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Trust and Reliability in Deep Blue Sea
Tom Scoggins
Who you gonna trust? Me, that's who. You trust me. You know why? Because I'm trustworthy.
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Unexpected Seafood Delivery
Tom Scoggins
Did someone order the fish?
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Discussion of a Rented Car Sale
Denny
Did you get your share?
Tommy
My share of what? Oh, oh, yeah. I got it. I sold some stuff.
Denny
What did you sell?
Tommy
A rented car.
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Discussion on a Historical Film Context
Lenny
You didn't see ]?
[[Schindler's List]
Kevin
No, no. That was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
Lenny
The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
Kevin
They were tough motherfuckers.
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Comparing Intelligence with Humor
Denny
Ray really is a genius, Frenchy.
Frenchy
Compared to you, this chair is a genius, Denny.
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