Small Time Crooks - Discussion of a Rented Car Sale
Denny:
Did you get your share?
Tommy:
My share of what? Oh, oh, yeah. I got it. I sold some stuff.
Denny:
What did you sell?
Tommy:
A rented car.
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Small Time Crooks - Dividing Shares Amongst Friends
Benny:
You know what I say? She gets a share, but not a full share.
Tommy:
I'd go for that. Yeah.
Denny:
Yeah, what if we each get a fourth and she gets, like, a third?
Benny:
What are you? Nuts? Then she'd be getting more than us!
Denny:
How do you figure?
Benny:
Where are you gonna get four fourths and a third? Can't you add?
Denny:
I don't do fractions, all right?
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Small Time Crooks - Comparing Intelligence with Humor
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Deep Blue Sea - Unexpected Seafood Delivery
Tom Scoggins:
Did someone order the fish?
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Deep Blue Sea - Trust and Reliability in Deep Blue Sea
Tom Scoggins:
Who you gonna trust? Me, that's who. You trust me. You know why? Because I'm trustworthy.
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Mighty Aphrodite - Discussion on Virginity and Relationships
Lenny:
I told you from day one, the girl was not a virgin!
Kevin:
You didn't tell me how many times though!
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Mighty Aphrodite - Discussion on a Historical Film Context
Lenny: [[Schindler's List]
You didn't see ]?
Kevin:
No, no. That was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
Lenny:
The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
Kevin:
They were tough motherfuckers.
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The 6th Day - Unexpected Betrayal Over a Stogie
Adam Gibson:
He smoked my stogie too!?
Hank Morgan:
That bastard!
Gibson:
Son of a bitch!
Morgan: [imitating Adam]
Son of a bitch!
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