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Michael Rooker Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Michael Rooker

36 quotes
Curiosity Sparks Repeated Viewing
Henry What're you doing?
Otis I wanna see it again!
A Reunion in a Disreputable Establishment
Yondu Stakar. It's been some time.
Stakar Ogord It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.
[''Disdainfully''; ''He and his crew start to leave'']
Innkeeper's Wife Sir!
Yondu Stakar!
Stakar Ogord There’s a hundred Ravager factions. You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one.
Innkeeper's Wife Please, sir. Please!
Stakar Ogord Get away from me.
[''Pushing her away'']
Yondu YOU CAN GO TO HELL, THEN! I don't give a damn what you think of me!
[''Shouting after him'']
Stakar Ogord So what are you following us for?!
Yondu Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say!
Stakar Ogord I don't gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don't deal in kids!
Yondu I told you before! I didn't know what was going on!
Stakar Ogord You didn't know cause you didn't want to know, cause it made you rich!
Yondu I demand a seat at the table! I wear these flames, same as you!
[''Desperately'']
Stakar Ogord You may dress like us, but you'll never hear the hordes of freedom when you die, Yondu, and the colours of Ogord will never flash over your grave. If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you're wrong. You broke all our hearts.
[''In a quieter, more sad tone'']
Uncertainty Surrounds Betting Promises
Abe Attell It's all out on bets.
Chick Gandil That's not good enough!
[Shoves Attell]
Abe Attell Hey! Don't worry, you'll get your money soon enough.
Chick Gandil When?
Swede Riesberg And how much?
Abe Attell A hundred grand, like I said. Twenty after each game.
Happy Felsch Wait a minute, that's five games. I thought we were just dumping a few.
Abe Attell No, you lose the first three.
Eddie Cicotte Kerr's pitching the third. He's not with us.
Swede Riesberg So, what? We don't hit for him, he'll fold. He's a busher!
Abe Attell After that, we gotta play it by ear. We gotta make this look good, fellas....
Eddie Cicotte Chick, where's the money I asked for?
[quietly to Gandil]
Chick Gandil Look under your pillow.
Chick Gandil Compliments of Sport Sullivan.
Rowdy Burns' Determination to Beat the Rookie
Rowdy Burns I'm gonna take this rookie, once and for all.
Instruction to Otis in a tense moment
Henry Otis, plug it in.
Challenging the Rookie Driver
Rowdy Burns Ok, I'm going to pull this rookie's chain.
The Ethics of an Easy Fight
Sport Sullivan Look at those hands, ladies. You should have been a pug, Chickie.
Chick Gandil I did some scrapping. Once, I'm standing there in the ring. My eyes are swollen so bad, I can hardly see. All of a sudden, I bust the guy with an uppercut, he goes down. Somebody stuffs fifty bucks in my hand. Fifty bucks. Now, I'm stepping on something, and it's the other guy's teeth. "What does he get?" I ask. The referee bends over and looks, and says, "From the look of this jaw, he gets the liquid diet for six weeks." Now, what we should've done was waltz around for a few rounds, one of us falls, and we split the fifty dollars even and nobody gets hurt.
A Plea for Understanding and Connection
Grant Grant Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that.
JFK
Questioning Credibility in Court Testimony
Bill Broussard None of their testimony is gonna hold up in court, Chief. Hell, all three of them have reputations as low as crocodile piss.
Jim Garrison That bother you, Bill? I always wonder why it is in court if a woman's a prostitute, she has to have bad eyesight.
Media Misinformation and Unseen Threats
The Big T The mainstream media as usual tries to sell you all a load of BULLSHIT!
The Big T Just like that half-man/half-sea creature capsizing fishing vessels in the South China Sea. Like what we were just talking about last week. Some kind of witch-woman who chokes people out with ropes and corks. They are all out there, they are all waiting, and they're all GONNA EAT A FUCKING BREAKFAST UNLESS WE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING!
JFK
Forbidden Conversation Between Agents
FBI Agent Frank Hey, Bill.
[intercepting Bill]
Bill Broussard Hey, where you at, Frank? You're wasting your time here. Big Jim gave strict orders. No FBI allowed.
[trying to walk away and ignore him]
FBI Agent Frank It's you I want to, Bill.
Bill Broussard No, no. Boss would fry me in hog fat if he knew I talked to you.
[walking to his parked car and putting some stuff away]
FBI Agent Frank Your boss just got a serious problem, Bill. Real serious. We know what's going on over at your office.
Bill Broussard Yeah, I guess you do.
FBI Agent Frank You got nothing, Bill. I'm talking to you as a friend now. You're riding on the Titanic. Time to jump off before you get destroyed, too, along with Garrison.
Bill Broussard Frank, I don't want to hear this.
[trying to get to his apartment]
FBI Agent Frank We're talking about your career, Bill. Your life. You're a young guy. We know you're working on that Castro thing.
[cornering Bill]
Bill Broussard No, I'm not. No.
[shaking his head]
FBI Agent Frank Yes, you are. Look, we know Oswald didn't pull that trigger. Castro did. But if that comes out, there will be a war. Millions of people will die. And, that's a hell of a lot more important than Jim Garrison. Goddammit, look at me when I talk you! You're too goddamn selfish!
[Slapping Bill, who's trying to escape]
Bill Broussard I can't!
[yelling]
FBI Agent Frank SHUT UP! Shut up! If you got a brain in that thick skull of yours, listen to me. You listen real hard. Now, get in the car.
Protective Instincts and Confrontation
Grant Grant You ain't gonna shoot me, Starla! I told you: You always needed me to protect you! You for damn sure ain't got the balls to--
Discussion on Bootlegging in a Dry County
Anderson Nice to be back in a dry county. When I was Sheriff, about half my take-home pay was from collectin taxes on illegal juice like this, probably works the same here. I think you'd haul in a tidy penny here, winkin at the bootleggers.
Deputy Sheriff Clinton Pell I don't know nothin bout that.
Anderson Yeah. Tidy penny. You got anything stronger than this, Deputy?
[takes a drink; holds up the beer]
Deputy Sheriff Pell No. No, we ain't.
Anderson No? You know in Thornton, Mississippi there's a joint-juice still in every yard. Well, all you need is some corn and sugar, and a pot to boil it in. I tried takin the prints on this old boy one time, and he'd had his hand in the mash barrel, all his life. Well, there's no skin at all on there, there's no prints.
Deputy Sheriff Clinton Pell We ain't too interested in your good ol Mississippi boy stories, Anderson; you ain't from here no more. Why'd you leave, anyway?
Anderson Just wanted a change of scenery. The grits started leavin a bad taste in my mouth.
Frank Bailey Well, if that's how you feel about it, Mr. FBI Man, why don't you drink up that beer and get the hell on outta here, get back to your nigger-commie-lovin bosses up North?
Anderson You must not know my boss. Mr. Hoover? He's not too fond of commies. He'd be on your side there.
Frank Bailey I don't give two shits whose side your Mr. Hoover's on, boy. All I know is we got 5,000 niggers in this county and we ain't registered a vote yet. So you can tell your stiff-suits up there in DC that they ain't gonna change us one bit. Less it's over my dead body. Or a lot of dead niggers.
Anderson You'd kill, Frank? Is that what you're sayin'?
Frank Bailey I wouldn't give it no more thought than wringin a cat's neck. And there ain't a court in Mississippi that'd convict me for it.
Anderson How bout you, Deputy? How're you with wringin necks, huh?
Deputy Sheriff Pell Just keep pushin me, Hoover boy.
Frank Bailey Now you listen here, you cornholin fucker. You tell your queer-loving nigger bosses that they ain't never gonna find those civil rightsers! So you might as well pack up your bags and get your ass on back up North where you belong, boy-
Anderson Now you listen here, shitkicker! Don't you go confusin me with some whole other body. You got your brains in your dick if you think we're just gonna fade away- we're gonna be here til this thing is finished. How bout you, Deputy? That gun of yours just for show, or do you get to shoot people once in a while? Thanks for the beer.
[while grabbing Bailey by the crotch; after opening his coat and exposing his gun he turns to Deputy Pell; Releases his grip on Bailey, who collapses to the floor, then takes a swig of beer]
Conflict Between Otis and Henry
Otis That little fucking bastard. I oughta kill him. I oughta cut his fucking head off.
Henry That'd be a mistake.
Otis Look who's talking.
Henry (forcefully) Watch your mouth, Otis.
Otis I'm sorry, Henry.
Henry You kill that high school boy, they're gonna slap your ass right back in jail, Otis. That's a promise. I mean, people have seen you together.
Otis I'd still like to kill him, though
Henry I bet you would.
Otis I'd like to kill somebody.
Henry Say that again.
Otis I'd like to kill somebody.
Henry Let's me and you go for a ride, Otis.
Confrontation About Past Actions
Becky Did you really kill your mama?
Henry Huh?
Becky Did you really kill your mama?
Henry I guess I did.
Becky How'd it happen?
Henry I stabbed her.
Becky Otis said you hit her with a baseball bat.
Henry Otis said that?
Becky Yeah.
Henry Well, he's mistaken.
Becky Well don't tell him I told you. He made me promise...she must have treated you real bad.
Henry She was a whore. My mama was a whore. But I don't fault her for that. It ain't what she done, but how she done it. Long as I can remember, she'd bring men up to the house. My daddy was there too, but it didn't matter none to her. She'd make me watch.
Becky That's creepy.
Henry She'd beat me too. A lot. She'd beat me when I wouldn't watch it. And sometimes she'd beat me, and make me wear a dress, and watch her doin it. Then they'd laugh at me.
Becky She made you wear a dress?
Henry You think I'm lyin?
Becky I feel like I know you, like I've known you for a long time. I feel like I've known you forever and ever.
Henry Yeah. I killed my mama. One night. It was my 14th birthday. She was drunk, and we had an argument. She hit me with a whiskey bottle. I shot her. I shot her dead.
Becky I thought you said you stabbed her.
Henry Oh yeah, that's right, I stabbed her.
A Moment of Invitation Between Friends
Otis Where you going?
Henry Nowhere - you wanna come?
The Nature of Violence and Survival
Henry You tellin me you never killed anybody before?
Otis I didn't say that! There've been times when I've had to. But that was different from tonight. Tonight just seemed...wrong.
Henry Open your eyes, Otis! Look at the world! It's either you...or them...you know what I mean.
Access to Guns is Widespread and Easy
Henry Guns are easy to get...I can make a phone call and get a gun. Anybody can get a gun, Otis. My dog can get a gun!
Confidence in Competitive Racing
Rowdy Burns The boy don't have the balls to pass me on the outside.
Life and Death in Unlikely Conversations
Brenda Gutierezz I thought maybe you was dead after the other night.
Grant Grant I am dead. Don't I look it?
A Threat from an Ancient Presence
Grant Grant I've been around a billion years. You think you can fuck with me?
Struggling with Nature and Love
Grant Grant I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kill them pets. Not make Brenda a womb. But it's my nature, ain't it? How can you blame someone for acting according to his own nature? I wanted to tell you what was going on, but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. I never knew love, Starla...
Rocket's Motivations in Saving Quill
Yondu WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING, BOY?!
Rocket I could tell by how you talked about him this Ego's bad news! We’re here to save Quill!
Yondu For what? Huh?! For honor? For love?
Rocket No! I don’t care about those things! I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! I can lord this over him forever!
Rocket What are you laughing at me for?
Yondu You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. I know who you are.
Rocket You don't know anything about me, loser!
Yondu I know everything about you. I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest, but actually, you're the most scared of all.
Rocket Shut up!
Yondu I know you steal batteries you don't need, and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you, cause just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is.
Rocket I said shut up!
Yondu I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you!
Rocket I'm serious, dude!
Yondu Just like my own damn parents, who sold me, their own little baby, into slavery! I know who you are, boy! Because you're me.
Rocket ...What kind of a pair are we?
Yondu The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon.
Rocket All right, okay! Good, that's-- Wait. Fight a what?
A Father’s Regret and a Son’s Bond
Yondu He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy. I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. I'm damn lucky you were my boy.
Discussions of Missing Figures and Finances
Lefty Williams I thought you were supposed to be in charge of this thing. What happened to Sullivan?
Chick Gandil He switched hotels, we can't track him down.
Lefty Williams And what happened to Attell?
Chick Gandil Shot his wad in the third game when Kerr won; said he's busted.
Happy Felsch Well, to hell with them, then.
Chick Gandil You two made an agreement!
Happy Felsch Hey, we lose one more and it's over. I've dumped four games; I've only been paid for one.
Chick Gandil Hey, you don't know what these guys are like. Once you're in, you're in! You can't welch on these guys! Your funeral! Assholes...
[Williams and Felsch grin and walk off; throws his glove to the ground]
Swede Riesberg Problems?
[Comes walking up]
Chick Gandil Nah. We still got Eddie.
[Puts on a brave smile]
Betrayal and Transformation in Slither
Grant Grant It's all over, Starla. And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. Till I'm all that is! Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. Won't you, sugarplum?
The Paradox of Consistency and Change
Henry It's always the same and it's always different.
Confrontation and Aggression in Slither
Grant Grant Open this door, you little whore! Don't mess with me, you little slut.
Confrontation Between Rivals in Crisis
Hal Tucker Delmar, from me to you, you're an asshole.
Delmar Yeah? And you're a loud-mouth punk slag, who's about to die.
Hal Tucker Maybe. But in a minute I'll be dead, and you, will always be an asshole.
A Greeting to an Unlikely Companion
Grant Grant Hey there, killer!
Conflicted Affections in a Troubling Relationship
Becky I love you, Henry.
Henry I guess I love you too.
JFK
Questioning the Credibility of Government Institutions
Bill Broussard I don't buy it, Chief. Why would the FBI cover it up? A telex that disappears from every single FBI office in this country?
[after hearing the FBI/Oswald story]
Jim Garrison There's a word, Bill. Orders.
Susie Cox Or a cover up. Jesus, Bill. Don't you have enough proof of the FBI's complicity yet?
Bill Broussard I respect this country's institutions, like you do, Susie! How the hell can you keep a conspiracy going between the mob, the CIA, the FBI, the Army Intelligence, and who the hell knows what else when you can't keep a secret in this room between 12 people? I mean, we got leaks everywhere. We are going to trial, y'all! What the hell do we really got? Oswald, Ruby, Bannister and Ferrie are dead. Shaw? Maybe he's an agent, I don't know. But, as a covert operator in my book, he is wide open for blackmail because of his homosexuality.
Jim Garrison Shaw's our toehold, Bill. I don't know exactly what he is or where he fits, and I don't really care. But I do know he's lying through his teeth and I'm not gonna let go of him.
Bill Broussard And that's why, for those reasons, you're going to trial against Clay Shaw, chief? Well, you're gonna lose! Let's investigate our Mafia leads here in New Orleans. Now, I can buy that a hell of a lot easier than I can the government. Ruby's all mob, knows Oswald, sets him up. Hoffa, Trafficante, Marcello, they hire some guns and they do Kennedy. And, uh, the government doesn't want to open up a whole can of worms because it used the mob to try to get to Castro. Castro assassinated by the mob, by us, sounds pretty wild to John Q. Citizen. So they close the book on JFK. Makes perfect sense to me.
Jim Garrison I don't doubt their involvement, Bill, but at a low level. Could the mob change the parade route? Or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the mob get the FBI, the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? I mean, could the mob get the Warren Commission appointed to cover it up? Could the mob wreck the autopsy? Could the mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the mob used anything but .38s for hits up close? The mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, schedules, times, orders. This was a military style ambush from star to finish. A coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.
Bill Broussard OK. So now you're saying ] was involved? The President of the United States?
[[Lyndon Johnson]
Jim Garrison I know this, Bill. Lyndon Johnson got $1 billion dollars for his Texas friends, ], to dredge ] for the military in Vietnam.
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Bill Broussard Boss...
Jim Garrison That's just for openers...
Bill Broussard Boss, are you calling the President a murderer?!?
[yelling]
Jim Garrison If I'm so far from the truth, why is the FBI bugging our offices? Huh? Why are our witnesses being bought off and murdered? And why are the federal agencies blocking our extraditions and subpoenas like we were never before?
Bill Broussard I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's some rogue element in the government or something, but you're not...
Jim Garrison With a full-blown conspiracy to cover it up? You ever read Shakespeare, Bill?
Bill Broussard Yeah, I do.
Jim Garrison Julius Caesar? "Brutus and Cassius, they, too, are honorable men." Who killed Caesar? Ten or twelve senators. All it takes is one Judas, Bill. A few people on the inside. Pentagon, CIA, you name it.
Bill Broussard This is Louisiana, chief. How the hell do you know who your daddy is? Cause your mama told ya so. You are taking a crap in the wind, boss. And I, for one, am not going along on this one.
Lou Ivon Boss, I've had my doubts all along about Bill. He's been fighting us all along.
Jim Garrison Well, we need him back.
Al Oser Boss, Broussard wasted a whole damn month trying to prove that mob boys like Jack Ruby and Brady are kind of hooked up with ].
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Lou Ivon I don't trust this guy.
Jim Garrison I will not hear this, gentlemen. Now, I value Bill as much as any person here. It's time we all made room for someone else's ideas, including me. Maybe Oswald is what everybody says he is and I'm just plain dumb about it.
Al Oser I've seen him copying files, leaving here late at night.
[trying to discuss this situation]
Lou Ivon I just don't trust him.
Jim Garrison Didn't you two hear what I said?! I said I will not tolerate infighting among the staff!
Lou Ivon Then I'm afraid I cannot work with Bill Broussard anymore.
Jim Garrison Is this an ultimatum you're giving me, Lou?
Lou Ivon What?!
Jim Garrison Are you giving me an ultimatum?
Lou Ivon Well, if that's what you want to call it. I never thought it would come to this. I guess I am.
[sighs]
Jim Garrison Well, then I won't have any more ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation.
Lou Ivon Well, you sure got it. You are one stubborn son of a bitch. And you... are making a very big mistake.
Susie Cox Boss, aren't you being a little hard?
Jim Garrison No, I don't think I am, Susie. Anyone else?
Sports Rivalry in a Tense Interaction
Store clerk How about those Bears?
Henry Fuck the Bears.
Doubts About Integrity in Baseball
Chick Gandil You go back to Boston and turn seventy grand at the drop of a hat? I find that hard to believe.
Sport Sullivan You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin to throw the World Series? I find that hard to believe.
Chick Gandil You never played for Charlie Comiskey.
Understanding Modus Operandi in Criminal Behavior
Henry If you shoot someone in the head with a .45 every time you kill somebody, it becomes like your fingerprint, see? But if you strangle one, stab another, and one you cut up, and one you don't, then the police don't know what to do. They think you're four different people. What they really want, what makes their job so much easier, is pattern. What they call a modus operandi. That's Latin. Bet you didn't know any Latin, did you kid?
Otis Big fucking deal.
Henry What?
Otis Nothing.
Henry It's like a trail of shit, Otis. It's like the blood droppings from a deer you shot, and all they've got to do is follow those droppings, and pretty soon, they're going to find their deer.
Otis So why did we use a gun?
Henry You can use a gun. I'm not saying you can't use a gun. Just don't use the same gun twice.
A Warning to a Family Member
Henry Don't do that Otis, she's your sister!