Michelle BurkeQuotes

Jodi: Hey. Little brother. Is that a beer in your hand?

Mitch: Why, yes it is.

Jodi: Have you had more than one of those tonight?

Mitch: Ah, a few, I guess. Nobody’s counting.

Jodi: [to Julie] Hey.

Julie: [to Kaye] Hey, how’s it going? Hi.

Jodi: [they laugh] Guess I might as well get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me, huh? And uh ,hanging out with people I know? Oh, and what time were you supposed to be home anyway?

Mitch: Oh jeez, I don’t know. A couple of hours ago, I guess.

Jodi: That’s bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know, Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age?

Mitch: Aww.

Jodi: Aww. Hey, don't think for a minute she’s not going to be waiting up for you when you get home. Cause she will be. I’ve been through it. And she is tough.

Mitch: Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.

Jodi: [laughs] What’s that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him?

Kaye: Let’s go smoke that joint.

Jodi: He is in for a surprise.

Jodi: Hey, I got a favor to ask you guys. You know my little brother?

Benny: Yeah, Mitch Kramer.

Jodi: Yeah, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?

Pink: Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.

Jodi: Well, just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.

Benny: OK. I promise.

Jodi: [giggles; leaves] Benny! These guys, I don’t know...

Dawson: There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right?

Benny: Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He’s fuckin’ dead!

Kaye: [[Gilligan's Island] You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the ] episodes without even a hint of irony.

Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl?

Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you?

Shavonne: Gilligan's Island?

Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

Shavonne: Oh my...

Kaye: [[w:Ginger Grant|seductive sex-godess type; [w:Mary Ann Summers|healthy girl-next-door; [w:Gilligan (Gilligan's Island)|geek; [w:The Skipper|overweight middle-aged guy; [w:The Professor (Gilligan's Island)|nerdy scientific type] Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a ], the other a ] type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a ], an ], some ], I mean...

Jodi: The professor... is sexy.

Beldar Conehead: AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?!

Connie Conehead: Under your bed?

Beldar Conehead: UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW!

Connie Conehead: I am staying with Ronnie!

Beldar Conehead: Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!