Cursed - Unexpected Dog Discovery
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Cursed - The Burden of Unnatural Attraction
Jimmy:
It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure.
Bo:
Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.
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Cursed - Struggling with Identity and a Curse
Jimmy:
No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
Bo:
I know it must feel like that sometimes...
Jimmy:
No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!
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Cursed - Wrestling Team Dynamics and Personal Choices
Bo:
You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy?
Jimmy:
Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle.
Bo:
I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley!
Jimmy:
Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now?
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Grown Ups 2 - Frat Boy's Wild Reaction to Baldness
Frat Boy Milo: [after ripping off Malcolm's toupee, revealing his bald head, giving him a noogie]
Oh my god! Did you see his head? He's got a...he's bald! I got a wild one! I got a wild one! Whoo hoo hoo!
Frat Boy Milo:
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Officer Fluzoo: [standing behind Milo; grabs him, and gives him a rather violent noogie]
Nobody noogies my brother!
Frat Boy Milo: [Fluzoo throws Milo over the roof, who ends up landing in a bush]
My brain! My brain! B.U.!
Malcolm:
Hey man, I had that one.
Officer Fluzoo:
I know you did, big brother.
Malcolm:
Get out of here!
Officer Fluzoo: [flinches, terrified]
Don't hit me!
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Grown Ups 2 - Frat House Tensions Escalate Among Characters
Roxanne Feder:
Excuse me, why are you here? What's the matter?
Frat Boy Milo: [mocking Roxanne; frat boys laugh, speaking in normal accent; all frat boys yell "Yeah!"]
I tell you what is the matter. These old townies trashed our frat house! And nobody treats our good-times headquarters with disrespect!
Braden Higgins:
They didn't do it. Me do it.
Frat Boy Milo:
Don't try and cover for him, Z-Dog!
Lenny Feder:
Who's Z-Dog?
Frat Boy Andy:
We know they're trying to get back at us for making them do the naked plunge in our swimming hole.
Deanne McKenzie:
Your swimming hole? I've been swimming at the quarry since I was eight years old.
Frat Boy Andy: [all frat boys cheer, Andy and Milo do their handshake, but stop in the middle]
Apparently, everybody in this crap town has been swimming there since they were eight years old. I guess nobody wants to leave this dump because they're too busy sucking! We'll finish later.
Frat Boy Milo:
You promise?
Frat Boy Andy: [touching Milo's cheek]
I promise.
Frat Boy Milo:
Okay.
Dickey Bailey: [looks at Lenny, who nods of approval, Dickey raises his beer, and takes a drink]
Hey, smart guy! Lenny Feder left this town, moved to Hollywood, made big bucks, probably more money than all you brainiacs put together ever will. But guess what? He came back here. Cause this beautiful town is his home. And it always will be his home.
Frat Boy Milo: [frat boys cheer, Milo turns around and bends over, and Andy slaps his butt three times]
Well, that was just a moving testament to this community, bro! But we didn't come here to hear any lame speeches. We came here to kick some old, smelly ass!
Lenny Feder:
Fellas, we may be old.
Marcus Higgins:
We may be smelly.
Deanne McKenzie: [she, Roxanne, and a drunk woman point at Beefcake Kitty]
We may have a penis.
Eric Lamonsoff:
But the only ones getting their ass kicked around here is gonna be you spoiled, privileged, uppity, preppy D-bags.
Kurt McKenzie: [everyone starts fighting]
You hear that? Now let's get BUSY!!
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