Memorable Quotes from Milo Ventimiglia
6 quotesFrat Boy's Wild Reaction to Baldness
Frat Boy Milo
Oh my god! Did you see his head? He's got a...he's bald! I got a wild one! I got a wild one! Whoo hoo hoo!
[after ripping off Malcolm's toupee, revealing his bald head, giving him a noogie]
Frat Boy Milo
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
Officer Fluzoo
Nobody noogies my brother!
[standing behind Milo; grabs him, and gives him a rather violent noogie]
Frat Boy Milo
My brain! My brain! B.U.!
[Fluzoo throws Milo over the roof, who ends up landing in a bush]
Malcolm
Hey man, I had that one.
Officer Fluzoo
I know you did, big brother.
Malcolm
Get out of here!
Officer Fluzoo
Don't hit me!
[flinches, terrified]
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Wrestling Team Dynamics and Personal Choices
Bo
You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy?
Jimmy
Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle.
Bo
I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley!
Jimmy
Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now?
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Unexpected Dog Discovery
Bo
What the fuck was that?
Jimmy
My dog.
Bo
What kinda dog do you have?
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The Burden of Unnatural Attraction
Jimmy
It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure.
Bo
Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.
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Frat House Tensions Escalate Among Characters
Roxanne Feder
Excuse me, why are you here? What's the matter?
Frat Boy Milo
I tell you what is the matter. These old townies trashed our frat house! And nobody treats our good-times headquarters with disrespect!
[mocking Roxanne; frat boys laugh, speaking in normal accent; all frat boys yell "Yeah!"]
Braden Higgins
They didn't do it. Me do it.
Frat Boy Milo
Don't try and cover for him, Z-Dog!
Lenny Feder
Who's Z-Dog?
Frat Boy Andy
We know they're trying to get back at us for making them do the naked plunge in our swimming hole.
Deanne McKenzie
Your swimming hole? I've been swimming at the quarry since I was eight years old.
Frat Boy Andy
Apparently, everybody in this crap town has been swimming there since they were eight years old. I guess nobody wants to leave this dump because they're too busy sucking! We'll finish later.
[all frat boys cheer, Andy and Milo do their handshake, but stop in the middle]
Frat Boy Milo
You promise?
Frat Boy Andy
I promise.
[touching Milo's cheek]
Frat Boy Milo
Okay.
Dickey Bailey
Hey, smart guy! Lenny Feder left this town, moved to Hollywood, made big bucks, probably more money than all you brainiacs put together ever will. But guess what? He came back here. Cause this beautiful town is his home. And it always will be his home.
[looks at Lenny, who nods of approval, Dickey raises his beer, and takes a drink]
Frat Boy Milo
Well, that was just a moving testament to this community, bro! But we didn't come here to hear any lame speeches. We came here to kick some old, smelly ass!
[frat boys cheer, Milo turns around and bends over, and Andy slaps his butt three times]
Lenny Feder
Fellas, we may be old.
Marcus Higgins
We may be smelly.
Deanne McKenzie
We may have a penis.
[she, Roxanne, and a drunk woman point at Beefcake Kitty]
Eric Lamonsoff
But the only ones getting their ass kicked around here is gonna be you spoiled, privileged, uppity, preppy D-bags.
Kurt McKenzie
You hear that? Now let's get BUSY!!
[everyone starts fighting]
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