Girls Will Be Girls - Aging and Self-Perception Among Friends
Stevie:
Mom, no one will hire you!
Evie:
Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.
Coco:
Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.
Stevie:
I think you know.
Evie:
My attitude?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
My drinking?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
Chronic lateness?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
Never learned my lines?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
The kleptomania?
Stevie:
No.
Evie:
I spread disease?
Stevie:
No!
Evie:
Then what?!
Stevie:
That little thing where you ran over a family of four while drunk off your ass?
Evie:
It was a family of six! I only killed four. And what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard!
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Girls Will Be Girls - The Effects of Morphine in Everyday Life
Coco:
Evie, have you ever been on morphine?
Evie:
Once, when I had my eyes done. Then every day for 10 years after that.
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Girls Will Be Girls - Reflections on a Tragic Loss
Varla: [Varla's mother]
Did you know her ?
Evie:
Goodness, yes! We were ... we were always running into each other at auditions. She had such a bright future, too! We were all so shocked when she offed herself.
Coco:
Evie!
Evie:
Oh, I'm sorry, passed herself away.
Varla:
Well, they shipped me off to Arkansas right after, so ... I have so many questions. What was she like?
Coco:
Very sweet.
Evie:
Uh-huh. And a big pothead!
Coco:
Evie!
Evie:
LOVED cock!
Coco:
EVIE!
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Girls Will Be Girls - Secret Past Revealed Between Friends
Coco:
Oh, Evie, when I was at Vassar, I became ... with child. And I had ... a procedure.
Evie:
That's your big secret? An abortion?!
Coco:
Have you had one?
Evie:
Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!
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Girls Will Be Girls - Introduction of Characters Varla and Coco
Varla:
Hello! You must be Yoo-Hoo.
Coco: [''correcting her'']
Coco.
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Girls Will Be Girls - Considering a Dog Instead of Kids
Coco:
What do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?
Evie:
I'm sorry, have I been staring?
Coco:
I'm thinking of getting one. I mean, let's face it, at this point I'm probably never going to have kids.
Evie: [''Coco smiles'']
Oh, Coco, it's not too late. I'm kidding! A dog sounds fun.
Coco:
It sounds depressing, is what it sounds. "Do you have kids?" "No, but I have a dog." "Well it's the same thing, you crazy barren old hag.
Evie:
This new roommate will cheer you right up!
Coco:
I just hope she's not too loud. Or happy. Happy people always make such a racket.
Evie:
Coco, she came by and she was a peach.
Coco:
Were you drunk?
Evie:
It was 12 noon! Of course I was drunk.
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Girls Will Be Girls - Wishing for a Headache-Free Morning
Evie:
Jesus, I wish someone could tell me how to just once wake up without a splitting headache!
Coco:
You could drink less.
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Girls Will Be Girls - Coco's Frustration in Girls Will Be Girls
Coco: [''after her third dog dies'']
Oh, COME ON!
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Girls Will Be Girls - Fear Melts Away in Unexpected Moments
Coco:
When that doctor walked in my fear melted like ... snow in a ... melter.
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Girls Will Be Girls - A Moment of Frustration and Exclamation
Coco: [''placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one'']
FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
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