A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas - Misdirection and Identity in a Humorous Exchange
Harold:
You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar:
You're not gay, motherfucker!
Harold:
At all.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar:
What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris:
Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
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A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas - Heavenly Encounter with Jesus and Neil Patrick Harris
Jesus:
Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Jesus?
Jesus: [Holds up crucifix around his neck]
Christ. I practically run this place.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Oh, for reals?
Jesus:
Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–
Neil Patrick Harris:
Ha-ha, you're one of those.
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Undercover Brother - Defiance Against Stereotypes and Labels
Lance:
I... am not... a SISSYYYYYYYYY!!
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Undercover Brother - Seeking Peace Through Racial Identity
Lance: [to guards]
Let me talk to them. I'm white. We don't want any trouble.
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Undercover Brother - A Character's Unexpected Apology
Lance: [[w:Roots (TV miniseries)|Roots]
I owe all of you a huge apology. I was watching this program... maybe you've seen it. It's called "]"?
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Undercover Brother - Critique of Racial Dynamics in Society
Lance:
Always trying to shut the white man down.
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A Million Ways to Die in the West - Perceptions of Beauty and Affection
Anna: [to Louise; leaves]
How can you be so blind with eyes that big?!
Louise: [flustered]
They're not...that big.
Foy:
My dear, they're practically Chinese!
Louise: [kissing him]
God, I love you!
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The Matrix Resurrections - A Private Joke in The Matrix Resurrections
The Analyst:
How dramatic.
Trinity:
“Tiffany”?
The Analyst:
It was a private joke. An amusement, that’s all.
Trinity: [''Trinity kicks him in the face, severely dislocating his jaw'']
An amusement? Hmm.
Neo:
Whoa.
Trinity:
Kind of like that?
The Analyst: [''Trinity slashes his neck, decapitating him and he falls to floor'']
Okay. Ow. If you hated the name so much, why did you heel like a good little bitch so long?
Neo:
Yeah. Definitely asked for that.
The Analyst: [''He gets up totally healed''; ''Trinity shoves him hard into a wall'']
Oh, god. Can’t you control her?
Trinity:
That was for using children.
Neo:
We have a few questions.
Trinity:
You tried to activate the fail-safe.
The Analyst:
The Suits tried. Obviously, without control of your source code, I knew that was impossible.
Trinity:
So, why haven’t the Suits purged you?
The Analyst:
Because I know the system. I know human beings. And I know you. Right now, you’re feeling good about what you’ve done. You should. It was a victory. Bravo. Now what? You’ve come here to negotiate some kind of deal? You think you hold all the cards, because you can do whatever you want in this world. I say, go for it. Remake it. Knock yourselves out. Paint the sky with rainbows. But here’s the thing. The sheeple aren’t going anywhere. They like my world. They don’t want this sentimentality. They don’t want freedom or empowerment. They want to be controlled. They crave the comfort of certainty. And that means you two, back in your pods, unconscious and alone, just like them.
Neo:
We’re not here to negotiate anything.
Trinity:
We were on our way to remake your world.
Neo:
Change a few things.
Trinity:
I kind of like the “paint the sky with rainbows” idea.
Neo:
Just remind people what a free mind can do.
Trinity:
I forgot. It’s easy to forget.
Neo:
He makes it easy.
Trinity:
That, he does.
Neo:
Something he should think about.
Trinity:
Before we got started, we decided to stop by to say thank you. You gave us something we never thought we could have.
The Analyst:
And what is that?
Trinity: [''A gunshot sound is heard with Neo and Trinity flying away into the sky over the San Francisco harbor'']
Another chance.
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The Matrix Resurrections - Trust Issues Among Programs in The Matrix
The Analyst:
Aye-yi-yi, what a mess. I own that mistake. Shouldn’t have pressed. Women used to be so easy to control. You know there’s no way I can let you two go free. Cannot happen. So, I guess it’s déjà vu all over again. She dies, and it's all your fault.
Smith:
Lies, lies, and more lies.
The Analyst:
Smith?
Smith:
What has the world come to, when you can't even trust a Program?
The Analyst: [Smith knocks the gun from the Analyst's hand]
How...?
Smith:
Tom and I have more in common than you know. Once he got out, let's just say... I was free to be me.
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Gone Girl - Reflecting on Past Relationships
Nick Dunne:
I always wondered why you kept in touch, after everything. You were together for two years in boarding school, right?
Desi Collings:
She was my first serious girlfriend.
Nick Dunne:
Why did you break up?
Desi Collings:
That's a strange question.
Nick Dunne:
Did you treat her bad? Did you cheat on her?
Desi Collings:
That's a rude question.
Nick Dunne:
Let me tell you what Amy told me. She dumped you, you completely unravelled. You stalked her, you threatened her, you attempted suicide in her bed and were institutionalised.
Desi Collings:
Your wife is missing, and you came all this way to tell me this?
Nick Dunne:
Well I thought there might be another side to this story.
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