A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

"Bring protection."Movie
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A Million Ways to Die in the West
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R 1 hr 56 minMay 30th, 2014Comedy, Western
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Plot
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Movie Details

Theatrical Release:May 30th, 2014
On DVD & Blu-ray:October 7th, 2014 - Buy DVD
Movie Budget:$40,000,000
Movie Box Office Gross:$86,400,000 (Worldwide)
Original Language:English
Production Companies:RGB Media, Fuzzy Door Productions, MRC, Bluegrass Films

A Million Ways to Die in the West Quotes

Importance of Safety in Uncertain Situations

Taglines: Bring protection.

A Million Ways to Die Explained

Clinch: [after Clinch shoots him and distracts him long enough for the venom to kick in; drowsily] What's happening to me...?
Albert: [as Clinch succumbs to his death, slowly lying down; cut to flashback with Albert and the Indians putting snake venom in a bullet; cut to present] You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights...and, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream, and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's-