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A Million Ways to Die in the West

"Bring protection."

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R 2014 · 1h 56m
A Million Ways to Die in the West - Trailer No.1
A Million Ways to Die in the West - Trailer No.1
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As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Theatrical
May 30, 2014
DVD / Blu-ray
Oct 7, 2014
Box Office
$86.4M
Budget
$40.0M
Return
2.2x
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RGB Media, Fuzzy Door Productions, MRC, Bluegrass Films
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Importance of Safety in Uncertain Situations
Taglines Bring protection.
A Million Ways to Die Explained
Clinch What's happening to me...?
[after Clinch shoots him and distracts him long enough for the venom to kick in; drowsily]
Albert You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights...and, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream, and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's-
[as Clinch succumbs to his death, slowly lying down; cut to flashback with Albert and the Indians putting snake venom in a bullet; cut to present]
Ruth Albert! He's dead. You did it.

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