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Nigel Bruce Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Nigel Bruce

9 quotes
Commentary on Guest Preferences and Arrangements
Dr. Angus McLean There's a good guest... brings his own cook and his own bedroom!
Urban Wildlife Observations
Dr. Angus McLean I've seen more game in the streets of ].
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Nostalgia and Frustration in Familiar Times
Calvero's partner If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window!
Postant Here we are again, lads, just like old times!
[enters]
A Conversation About Personal Space
Inquisitive Stranger I say there, has something happened?
[Watson is lying in the street in order to reconstruct a murder - a stranger stops and stares]
Dr. Watson Definitely. Would you mind moving back a few paces?
Inquisitive Stranger Eh, not at all.
Dr. Watson Thank you.
Inquisitive Stranger Perhaps I could find a doctor?
Dr. Watson I'm a doctor. What's the matter with you?
Inquisitive Stranger I'm all right. I was thinking of you.
Dr. Watson Why?
Inquisitive Stranger But... But, aren't you ill?
Dr. Watson Certainly not. I'm dead.
Inquisitive Stranger Well. I'm afraid I must be getting off.
Dr. Watson Don't let me detain you. Stupid fellow.
A Culinary Debate Among Friends
Dr. John H. Watson Try some of this curry. It's excellent.
Sherlock Holmes Steak and kidney pudding, please.
[ignoring him and speaking to the waiter]
Major Duncan-Bleek Of course, the Bengal curry doesn't compare with that of Madras. It's the quality of the mutton that makes the difference, don't you think?
Dr. John H. Watson The, uh... the meat's unimportant. It's the spices that make the difference. Don't you agree with me Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes What?
[he hasn't been paying attention to the discussion]
Dr. John H. Watson I say, we-we-we were discussing curry.
Sherlock Holmes Oh, yes, curry! Horrible stuff!
Dr. John H. Watson Oh, really? One man's meat is another man's poison.
Reflection on the Status Quo
Dr. Angus McLean As Gladstone said, "stat-us quo, stat-us quo.
Discussion of a Significant Diamond's History
Lady Margaret Carstairs My husband gave it to me on our fifth wedding anniversary.
Sherlock Holmes 423 carats, isn't it?
Lady Margaret Carstairs The original diamond was over 700 carats.
Sherlock Holmes Really?
Lady Margaret Carstairs Your father had it cut. Less ostentatious.
[to her son]
Dr. John H. Watson Less ostentatious? It's as big as a duck's egg.
Suspicion in Sherlock Holmes' Investigation
Sherlock Holmes Did you discover anything, Watson?
Dr. John H. Watson Yes. He's a very suspicious character. He tried to put me off the scent.
Sherlock Holmes From the little I heard, he seemed reasonably successful.
Elementary Observations in Deduction
Sherlock Holmes Very effective, my dear Watson!
Dr. Watson Elementary, my dear Holmes, elementary.