The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Observations in Deduction
Sherlock Holmes:
Very effective, my dear Watson!
Dr. Watson:
Elementary, my dear Holmes, elementary.
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The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - A Conversation About Personal Space
Inquisitive Stranger: [Watson is lying in the street in order to reconstruct a murder - a stranger stops and stares]
I say there, has something happened?
Dr. Watson:
Definitely. Would you mind moving back a few paces?
Inquisitive Stranger:
Eh, not at all.
Dr. Watson:
Thank you.
Inquisitive Stranger:
Perhaps I could find a doctor?
Dr. Watson:
I'm a doctor. What's the matter with you?
Inquisitive Stranger:
I'm all right. I was thinking of you.
Dr. Watson:
Why?
Inquisitive Stranger:
But... But, aren't you ill?
Dr. Watson:
Certainly not. I'm dead.
Inquisitive Stranger:
Well. I'm afraid I must be getting off.
Dr. Watson:
Don't let me detain you. Stupid fellow.
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Terror by Night - A Culinary Debate Among Friends
Dr. John H. Watson:
Try some of this curry. It's excellent.
Sherlock Holmes: [ignoring him and speaking to the waiter]
Steak and kidney pudding, please.
Major Duncan-Bleek:
Of course, the Bengal curry doesn't compare with that of Madras. It's the quality of the mutton that makes the difference, don't you think?
Dr. John H. Watson:
The, uh... the meat's unimportant. It's the spices that make the difference. Don't you agree with me Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: [he hasn't been paying attention to the discussion]
What?
Dr. John H. Watson:
I say, we-we-we were discussing curry.
Sherlock Holmes:
Oh, yes, curry! Horrible stuff!
Dr. John H. Watson:
Oh, really? One man's meat is another man's poison.
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Terror by Night - Suspicion in Sherlock Holmes' Investigation
Sherlock Holmes:
Did you discover anything, Watson?
Dr. John H. Watson:
Yes. He's a very suspicious character. He tried to put me off the scent.
Sherlock Holmes:
From the little I heard, he seemed reasonably successful.
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Terror by Night - Discussion of a Significant Diamond's History
Lady Margaret Carstairs:
My husband gave it to me on our fifth wedding anniversary.
Sherlock Holmes:
423 carats, isn't it?
Lady Margaret Carstairs:
The original diamond was over 700 carats.
Sherlock Holmes:
Really?
Lady Margaret Carstairs: [to her son]
Your father had it cut. Less ostentatious.
Dr. John H. Watson:
Less ostentatious? It's as big as a duck's egg.
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Bwana Devil - Commentary on Guest Preferences and Arrangements
Dr. Angus McLean:
There's a good guest... brings his own cook and his own bedroom!
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Bwana Devil - Urban Wildlife Observations
Dr. Angus McLean: [[w:Glasgow|Glasgow]
I've seen more game in the streets of ].
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Bwana Devil - Reflection on the Status Quo
Dr. Angus McLean:
As Gladstone said, "stat-us quo, stat-us quo.
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Limelight - Nostalgia and Frustration in Familiar Times
Calvero's partner:
If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window!
Postant: [enters]
Here we are again, lads, just like old times!
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