Memorable Quotes from Parker Posey
19 quotesFashion Choices and Fabric Considerations
Hamilton Swan
Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck.
Meg Swan
Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan
Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
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Conformity and Defiance in Modern Society
Fiona
You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!
Valerie
Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy!
Mr. Moviefone
Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!
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Legacy of Knowledge and Identity
Jor-El
My son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-El. I am your father. By now I will have been dead for many thousands of your years.
Lex Luthor
He thinks I'm his son?
Jor-El
Embedded in the crystals before you is the total accumulation of all literature and scientific fact of dozens of other worlds spanning the twenty-eight known galaxies.
Kitty Kowalski
Can he see us?
Lex Luthor
No, he's dead.
Jor-El
There are many questions to be asked. Here, in this Fortress of Solitude, we will try to find the answers together. So, my son...Kal-El...speak.
Lex Luthor
Tell me everything. Starting with crystals.
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Discussion of Crystals and Island Plans
Lex Luthor
What do you know about crystals?
Lois Lane
They make great chandeliers.
Lex Luthor
This crystal may seem unremarkable, but so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my tastes.
Lois Lane
You're building an island?
Lex Luthor
You're not seeing the big picture here, Miss Lane. Let me enlarge it for you. Not just an island. An entirely new continent. An extinct world, reborn, on our own.
[''brings down another map'']
Lois Lane
Why?
Lex Luthor
Land, Miss Lane. I mean- Kitty, what did my father used to say to me?
[''confused'']
Kitty Kowalski
You're losing your hair?
Lex Luthor
No, before that.
Kitty Kowalski
Get out?
Lex Luthor
He said, "You can print money, manufacture diamonds and people are a dime a dozen, but people will always need land". It's the one thing we aren't making anymore.
Lois Lane
But the United States...
Lex Luthor
Will be underwater. It's simple physics, Miss Lane. Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
[''brings down another map'']
Lois Lane
And the rest of the world will just let you keep it? They'll...
Lex Luthor
They'll... what? I'll have advanced alien technology. Thousands of years beyond what anyone can throw at me. Bring it on!
Lois Lane
But millions of people will die.
Lex Luthor
Billions! Once again the press underestimates me. Come on, let me hear you say it, just once, come on.
Lois Lane
You're insane!
Lex Luthor
No! Not that, no, the other thing. I know it's just dangling off the tip of your tongue, let me hear it just once, please?
[laughing]
Lois Lane
Superman will never-
Lex Luthor
WROOOONNG!!!
Lois Lane
What is that?
Lex Luthor
I think you know exactly what this is. Mind over muscle, Miss Lane. Mind over... Who is that boy's father?
[''noticing Jason's looking at the Kryptonite'']
Lois Lane
Richard.
[swallowing]
Thug
Mr. Luthor, we're reaching the coordinates.
Lex Luthor
Are you sure?
[looking at Lois]
Thug
Yes, sir.
[through the radio]
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Questions About Life After Vampires
Hannibal King
Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at ]. He hates me, doesn't he?
[[w:YMCA|the local "Y"; ''Blade walks away'']
Danica Talos
Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?
Hannibal King
Yeah. Why do you wear that symbol?
[''Referring to crucifix necklace'']
Danica Talos
Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.
Hannibal King
I was there ].
[[w:crucifixion of Jesus|when they crucified him]
Danica Talos
He died for their sins.
Hannibal King
Not mine.
Danica Talos
And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?
Hannibal King
Take it off.
[''Grabs her by hair'']
Danica Talos
Why?
Hannibal King
I will make you a better one. There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God.
[''She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her''; ''Proceeds to continue feeding'']
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Perception of Age and Maturity in Youth
Patricia Eden
You know, what's always fascinated me about ] is how old they looked when they were really just our age.
[to Frank Navasky, at dinner party; [w:Julius and Ethel Rosenberg|Julius and Ethel Rosenberg]
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Pretending and Truth in Relationships
Kitty Kowalski
I was going to pretend the brakes were out! Pretend! Like we talked about! You didn't actually have to do that to them!
[''slaps Lex'']
Lex Luthor
Of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending, especially Superman.
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Unexpected changes and social dynamics at PEN dinner
Patricia Eden
I'm late. Random House fired Dick Atkins. Good riddance. Murray Chilton died. Which makes one less person I'm not speaking to -- (she drains a cup of espresso as a second starts to come out of the machine) Vince got a great review. He'll be insufferable. Tonight, PEN dinner…
[to Joe Fox]
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Debate Over the Bedroom View
Eddie Masler
Have you seen the view from the bedroom? It is really worth seeing.
Jo Malone
No, I have just to.
Eddie Masler
Come on let me... It will take a second.
Jo Malone
There is no view.
Eddie Masler
Yeah, whatever.
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Vampire Gene Experimentation Revealed
Hannibal King
Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!
[''Stands'']
Asher Talos
Good dog.
[''Picks up the dog'']
Hannibal King
What the fuck?!
Asher Talos
His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
[[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]
Hannibal King
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Asher Talos
Yeah.
[''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood'']
Jarko Grimwood
Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King
Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood
And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!
[''Kicks King'']
Hannibal King
Ow! I was talking... to her!
[''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos'']
Danica Talos
Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?
[''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel]
Hannibal King
How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?
Danica Talos
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King
I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
[''Whispers'']
Jarko Grimwood
Spit it out, ]!
[''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake]
Hannibal King
All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.
[''Grimwood releases him'']
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Aunt's Atlas Sparks Curiosity About New York
Libby Mae Brown
My aunt brought out her atlas that I look at a lot—this big, blue book, n opened up to New York, n it's an island, is really what it is. It's this island full of people of different colors n different ideas, n I can't—it sounds like a lot of fun to me. Y'know we don't see much of that in Blaine. I'd like t maybe meet some guys—some Italian guys, r y'know—watch TV, n stuff.
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Comparison of Grandeur in Cinema
Kitty Kowalski
Wow, that's really something Lex.
Lex Luthor
Wait for it.
Kitty Kowalski
Wow, that's really something, Lex. It's freakin Gone with the Wind.
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The Pursuit of Power Through Technology
Kitty Kowalski
Lex, your friends give me the creeps.
Lex Luthor
] is a creepy place, Kitty. One needs to make creepy friends in order to survive. Even a man with my vast talents is worth less inside than a carton of cigarettes and a sharp piece of metal in your pocket. Do you know the story of ]? No, of course, you don't (as Kitty is about to answer). Prometheus was the ] who stole the ] of ] from the other gods and gave control of it to mortals, in essence, he gave us ], he gave us power.
[[Prison; ''walks over to his bookshelves''; [Prometheus; [Deity|god; [power; [fire; [technology]
Kitty Kowalski
So, we're stealing fire? In the Arctic?
Lex Luthor
Actually, sort of. You see whoever controls technology controls the world. The Roman empire ruled the world because they built roads. The British Empire ruled the world because they built ships. America; the atom bomb. And so on and so forth. I just want what Prometheus wanted.
Kitty Kowalski
Sounds great, Lex. But you're not a god.
Lex Luthor
Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their powers with ]. No, I don't want to be a god, I just want to bring fire to the people. And I want my cut.
[[mankind]
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Tracking Nodes and Unlikely Alliances
Hannibal King
You're gonna be sorry you did that.
Asher Talos
Why? No one's coming for you, King Shit.
[''Kicks him'']
Hannibal King
Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. You like that, huh? ].
[''Asher starts mockingly clapping''; [w:incest|Go fuck your sister]
Danica Talos
Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?
Hannibal King
It's in my left ass cheek. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself...
[Danica slaps him; Danica slaps him; Danica kicks him in the groin]
Danica Talos
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
Hannibal King
No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... now! Huh, this is awkward. Do you have a cell phone?
[''Asher and Danica both have trouble breathing, and Jarko coughs explosively''; ''Jarko coughs a fire ball''; nothing happens; ''Still nothing'']
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The Impact of Lex Luthor's Plan
Kitty Kowalski
Lex?
Lex Luthor
Mmm-hmm?
Kitty Kowalski
Are billions of people really going to die?
Lex Luthor
Yes.
[''casually'']
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Life at the Dairy Queen
Libby Mae Brown
I been workin here at the DQ for about, um, eight months...seven? I dunno, something like that. It's fun. Y'just do the cones, make sundaes, make Blizzards, n put stuff on em, n'... See a lot of people come in; a lot of people come to the DQ—burgers, ice cream. Anything, y'know? Cokes. Just drive in and get a Coke, f yer thirsty.
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Regret Over Missed Opportunity for Revenge
Danica Talos
FUCKING HANNIBAL KING! I should have ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance!
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Desperate Bargains in a Resource Scarcity
Kitty Kowalski
Lex, we only had six of those!
Lex Luthor
Six? I would trade three hundred THOUSAND coconuts and every ounce of your blood, FOR A QUART OF GASOLINE!
[laughs; ''points at their useless helicopter'']
Kitty Kowalski
But what would we have to eat?
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A Comparison of Seeds and Sea Monkeys
Lex Luthor
It's like a seed, and all it needs is water.
[The crystal]
Kitty Kowalski
Like... uhh... sea monkeys?
Lex Luthor
Exactly, Kitty. Like sea monkeys.
[''sighs'']
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