Parker PoseyQuotes

Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!

Valerie: Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy!

Mr. Moviefone: Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!

Patricia Eden: [to Frank Navasky, at dinner party; [w:Julius and Ethel Rosenberg|Julius and Ethel Rosenberg] You know, what's always fascinated me about ] is how old they looked when they were really just our age.

Patricia Eden: [to Joe Fox] I'm late. Random House fired Dick Atkins. Good riddance. Murray Chilton died. Which makes one less person I'm not speaking to -- (she drains a cup of espresso as a second starts to come out of the machine) Vince got a great review. He'll be insufferable. Tonight, PEN dinner…

Libby Mae Brown: My aunt brought out her atlas that I look at a lot—this big, blue book, n opened up to New York, n it's an island, is really what it is. It's this island full of people of different colors n different ideas, n I can't—it sounds like a lot of fun to me. Y'know we don't see much of that in Blaine. I'd like t maybe meet some guys—some Italian guys, r y'know—watch TV, n stuff.

Libby Mae Brown: I been workin here at the DQ for about, um, eight months...seven? I dunno, something like that. It's fun. Y'just do the cones, make sundaes, make Blizzards, n put stuff on em, n'... See a lot of people come in; a lot of people come to the DQ—burgers, ice cream. Anything, y'know? Cokes. Just drive in and get a Coke, f yer thirsty.

Kitty Kowalski: Lex, we only had six of those!

Lex Luthor: [laughs; ''points at their useless helicopter''] Six? I would trade three hundred THOUSAND coconuts and every ounce of your blood, FOR A QUART OF GASOLINE!

Kitty Kowalski: But what would we have to eat?

Kitty Kowalski: Lex?

Lex Luthor: Mmm-hmm?

Kitty Kowalski: Are billions of people really going to die?

Lex Luthor: [''casually''] Yes.

Lex Luthor: [The crystal] It's like a seed, and all it needs is water.

Kitty Kowalski: Like... uhh... sea monkeys?

Lex Luthor: [''sighs''] Exactly, Kitty. Like sea monkeys.

Lex Luthor: What do you know about crystals?

Lois Lane: They make great chandeliers.

Lex Luthor: This crystal may seem unremarkable, but so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my tastes.

Lois Lane: You're building an island?

Lex Luthor: [''brings down another map''] You're not seeing the big picture here, Miss Lane. Let me enlarge it for you. Not just an island. An entirely new continent. An extinct world, reborn, on our own.

Lois Lane: Why?

Lex Luthor: [''confused''] Land, Miss Lane. I mean- Kitty, what did my father used to say to me?

Kitty Kowalski: You're losing your hair?

Lex Luthor: No, before that.

Kitty Kowalski: Get out?

Lex Luthor: He said, "You can print money, manufacture diamonds and people are a dime a dozen, but people will always need land". It's the one thing we aren't making anymore.

Lois Lane: But the United States...

Lex Luthor: [''brings down another map''] Will be underwater. It's simple physics, Miss Lane. Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

Lois Lane: And the rest of the world will just let you keep it? They'll...

Lex Luthor: They'll... what? I'll have advanced alien technology. Thousands of years beyond what anyone can throw at me. Bring it on!

Lois Lane: But millions of people will die.

Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again the press underestimates me. Come on, let me hear you say it, just once, come on.

Lois Lane: You're insane!

Lex Luthor: [laughing] No! Not that, no, the other thing. I know it's just dangling off the tip of your tongue, let me hear it just once, please?

Lois Lane: Superman will never-

Lex Luthor: WROOOONNG!!!

Lois Lane: What is that?

Lex Luthor: [''noticing Jason's looking at the Kryptonite''] I think you know exactly what this is. Mind over muscle, Miss Lane. Mind over... Who is that boy's father?

Lois Lane: [swallowing] Richard.

Thug: Mr. Luthor, we're reaching the coordinates.

Lex Luthor: [looking at Lois] Are you sure?

Thug: [through the radio] Yes, sir.

Kitty Kowalski: [''slaps Lex''] I was going to pretend the brakes were out! Pretend! Like we talked about! You didn't actually have to do that to them!

Lex Luthor: Of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending, especially Superman.

Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex.

Lex Luthor: Wait for it.

Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something, Lex. It's freakin Gone with the Wind.

Jor-El: My son. You do not remember me. I am Jor-El. I am your father. By now I will have been dead for many thousands of your years.

Lex Luthor: He thinks I'm his son?

Jor-El: Embedded in the crystals before you is the total accumulation of all literature and scientific fact of dozens of other worlds spanning the twenty-eight known galaxies.

Kitty Kowalski: Can he see us?

Lex Luthor: No, he's dead.

Jor-El: There are many questions to be asked. Here, in this Fortress of Solitude, we will try to find the answers together. So, my son...Kal-El...speak.

Lex Luthor: Tell me everything. Starting with crystals.

Kitty Kowalski: Lex, your friends give me the creeps.

Lex Luthor: [[Prison; ''walks over to his bookshelves''; [Prometheus; [Deity|god; [power; [fire; [technology] ] is a creepy place, Kitty. One needs to make creepy friends in order to survive. Even a man with my vast talents is worth less inside than a carton of cigarettes and a sharp piece of metal in your pocket. Do you know the story of ]? No, of course, you don't (as Kitty is about to answer). Prometheus was the ] who stole the ] of ] from the other gods and gave control of it to mortals, in essence, he gave us ], he gave us power.

Kitty Kowalski: So, we're stealing fire? In the Arctic?

Lex Luthor: Actually, sort of. You see whoever controls technology controls the world. The Roman empire ruled the world because they built roads. The British Empire ruled the world because they built ships. America; the atom bomb. And so on and so forth. I just want what Prometheus wanted.

Kitty Kowalski: Sounds great, Lex. But you're not a god.

Lex Luthor: [[mankind] Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their powers with ]. No, I don't want to be a god, I just want to bring fire to the people. And I want my cut.

Hannibal King: You're gonna be sorry you did that.

Asher Talos: [''Kicks him''] Why? No one's coming for you, King Shit.

Hannibal King: [''Asher starts mockingly clapping''; [w:incest|Go fuck your sister] Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. You like that, huh? ].

Danica Talos: Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?

Hannibal King: [Danica slaps him; Danica slaps him; Danica kicks him in the groin] It's in my left ass cheek. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself...

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore.

Hannibal King: [''Asher and Danica both have trouble breathing, and Jarko coughs explosively''; ''Jarko coughs a fire ball''; nothing happens; ''Still nothing''] No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... now! Huh, this is awkward. Do you have a cell phone?

Hannibal King: [''Stands''] Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!

Asher Talos: [''Picks up the dog''] Good dog.

Hannibal King: What the fuck?!

Asher Talos: [[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man] His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.

Hannibal King: You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?

Asher Talos: [''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood''] Yeah.

Jarko Grimwood: Precious, isn't he?

Hannibal King: Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.

Jarko Grimwood: [''Kicks King''] And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!

Hannibal King: [''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos''] Ow! I was talking... to her!

Danica Talos: [''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel] Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?

Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?

Danica Talos: And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?

Hannibal King: [''Whispers''] I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Jarko Grimwood: [''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake] Spit it out, ]!

Hannibal King: [''Grimwood releases him''] All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.

Hannibal King: [[w:YMCA|the local "Y"; ''Blade walks away''] Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at ]. He hates me, doesn't he?

Danica Talos: Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?

Hannibal King: [''Referring to crucifix necklace''] Yeah. Why do you wear that symbol?

Danica Talos: Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.

Hannibal King: [[w:crucifixion of Jesus|when they crucified him] I was there ].

Danica Talos: He died for their sins.

Hannibal King: Not mine.

Danica Talos: And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?

Hannibal King: [''Grabs her by hair''] Take it off.

Danica Talos: Why?

Hannibal King: [''She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her''; ''Proceeds to continue feeding''] I will make you a better one. There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God.

Danica Talos: FUCKING HANNIBAL KING! I should have ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance!

Hamilton Swan: Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck.

Meg Swan: Is that not breathing?

Hamilton Swan: Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.

Eddie Masler: Have you seen the view from the bedroom? It is really worth seeing.

Jo Malone: No, I have just to.

Eddie Masler: Come on let me... It will take a second.

Jo Malone: There is no view.

Eddie Masler: Yeah, whatever.