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Patrick Ewing Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Patrick Ewing

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Space Jam
Unexpected Encounter at Michael's House
Daffy Duck The view back here stinks!
[they stop digging]
Bugs Bunny Whoa!
[Stops and sees the house; Bumps into Daffy]
Daffy Duck Ow! What?
Bugs Bunny We're right in front of Michael's house.
Daffy Duck I knew that.
Bugs Bunny Shh! Okay, let's go in dis way.
Daffy Duck I say, let's go in that way!
Bugs Bunny He just never learns.
Daffy Duck Now let me see. I must be very, very close. Mother...
[Lights up a lighter and sees Charles, who is growling at him.; Nervously]
Bugs Bunny Nice digs. Well, well. I wonder who dat could be?
[As he fixes the rug, he hears knocking on the door.]
Daffy Duck Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
[Dizzy; Falls down]
Bugs Bunny Shh. Everyone's sleeping.
[Whispering]
Daffy Duck I knew that.
[Gets up]
Bugs Bunny Come on, come on. We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.
[Closes the front door]
Bugs Bunny Nope. Nothing in here.
[Opens the right door and peaks; Closes the door]
Daffy Duck Nope. Ahh, but a very nice dinette set.
[Opens the left door and peaks; Closes the door]
Bugs Bunny Eh-eh. Not here. Let's look upstairs.
[Peaks through another door; Closes the door]
Daffy Duck Yes. Oh, fearless leader.
Daffy Duck So, he needs his special underwear...
[Sees Jasmine sleeping]
Bugs Bunny Shh!
Daffy Duck Sorry. You think she's got enough toys?
[Quietly]
Bugs Bunny Speaking of toys, you know all of those mugs and, uh, t-shoits and lunchboxes wit our pictures on em?
Daffy Duck Yeah.
Bugs Bunny You, uh, ever see any money from all that stuff?
Daffy Duck Not a cent.
[Scoffs]
Bugs Bunny Hmm, me neither.
Daffy Duck It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed.
[Sighs]
Bugs Bunny We have found the trophy room! Now spread out and soich the place.
Daffy Duck Yes, sahib. Oh, brother. Here I am, in the peak of my form, playing second banana to some sort of harebrain...
[Bows; Turns on the lamp, muttering to himself]
Bugs Bunny Yap, yap, yap. Hmm. This could be useful. Aha!
[Sees the North Carolina bag; Grabs the bag]
Daffy Duck If this were a union job, I'd... Yes, that's very nice.
[Digging out the drawers from the dresser]
Bugs Bunny Hmm. Oh, one of his shoes. Where is that other shoe? Where are you? Eureka! Come to papa.
[Sees the sneaker; Puts the sneaker in the bag and looks around; Singsongy; Sees the sneaker on the stand; Gets the chair and climbs on it]
Bugs Bunny Oops!
[Nearly slips and the trophy falls]
Daffy Duck What a fuzz foot. You are so clumsy!
[Annoyed]
Bugs Bunny Catch, feather head.
[Reaches the shoe and pushes it off]
Daffy Duck Thanks.
[Catches it with the bag]
Bugs Bunny Well, time to go.
Daffy Duck Did we get everything?
Daffy and Bugs The shorts!
[Realizing]
Bugs Bunny In there?
[Sees the door to the closet]
Daffy Duck Okay, I'll check. I found... the shorts. The pain. I'm right behind ya, pal.
[Walks to the door; Opens the door, and sees Charles growling at him, who has the shorts in his mouth, then Daffy closes the door and gets scared; Then Charles breaks down the door and makes it fall on Daffy.; Dizzy; coming out from the door; Then he runs up to Bugs]
Bugs Bunny Uh, that's none too reassuring.
Daffy Duck Nice puppy. How's about a bone? No dice.
[Pulls out a bone; Charles doesn't take it]
Bugs Bunny What about a nice holiday ham? He ain't buying it. Uh, can't we talk this over, rover?
[Pulls out a ham; Charles doesn't take it either]
Daffy Duck Roll over, ]!
[Hugging Bugs, scared; [w:Beethoven (film)|Beethoven]
Bugs Bunny Ooh! The kids are here.
[Sees the kids]
Jeffrey Jordan Give it to me, Charles!
Jeffrey Jordan Here you go, Bugs.
Bugs Bunny Thanks, kid.
[Chuckling; Gives him a thumbs up]
Marcus Jordan Shoo! Shoo!
[To Charles]
Daffy Duck Bad dog! That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children!
Jeffrey Jordan Hey, where you going?
[Stops them]
Bugs Bunny Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have a big basketball game coming up, and uh, your dad's gonna play.
Jeffrey Jordan All right!
Bugs Bunny Yeah! But don't tell anybody.
[Jeff nods his head, Bugs and Daffy leave the house.]
Fortune teller I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They force their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a... basketball game against... Bugs Bunny.
Patrick Ewing Bugs Bunny?
[Whispering]
Fortune teller I also see Michael Jordan... being sucked down a golf hole... by furry creatures.
Patrick Ewing That's it. We're outta here.
[Gets up from the chair]
Larry Johnson We're leaving now.
Shawn Bradley Let's try some acupuncture.
Muggsy Bogues Good idea. Bye.
[To Fortune teller]
Stan Podolak This is it! This is it! I don't know where you are, Michael, but wherever you are, you obviously enjoy being there more than spending time with me!
Daffy Duck You better hope this Jordan character still knows how to play hoops.
Bugs Bunny You and me both, brudda.
Daffy Duck Listen, how's this for a new team name? ]!
[[w:The Mighty Ducks|The Ducks]
Bugs Bunny Please. What kind of ] would name their team The Ducks?
[[w:The Walt Disney Company|Mickey Mouse organization]
Daffy Duck So sue me, It's just a suggestion.
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Space Jam
Charles Barkley's Unexpected Encounter with Fans
Teenage girl You're... You're Charles Barkley.
[Surprised; Charles nods]
Teenage girl #2 Who you talking to?
Teenage girl Girls, come on over. Hurry up, hurry. Look! It's Charles Barkley.
[Calling to her friends]
Charles Barkley Hey, can I play?
Teenage girls Sure!
[Agreeing]
Teenage girl You're not Charles Barkley. Just a wannabe who looks like him. Sorry. Break out. You shouldn't even be here! Be gone. Wannabe! Be gone!
Doctor Just a few more tests, gentlemen. Tests for electrolyte levels, glucose, CBC's, RBC's, et cetera. and we've scheduled a 12-lead stress test and neurological battery to include EEG, the reflex test...
Charles Barkley And t-this girl... 5 feet nothing... blocked my shot.
Charles Barkley It wasn't a dream! It really happened!
Larry Johnson And it climbed up my back, and into my brain.
[Stands up]
Psychiatrist Are there any other areas, besides basketball...where you find yourself...
Barry White's voice Yeah.
Psychiatrist ...unable to perform?
Barry White's voice Yeah, yeah.
Patrick Ewing No!
[Sits up, irritated]
Psychiatrist Just asking.
Larry Johnson I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-rayed, laser beamed...
Charles Barkley I promise I'll never swear again. I'll never get another technical. I'll never trash-talk.
Shawn Bradley I've got other skills. I could go back and work on the farm.
Psychiatrist Really?
Shawn Bradley Or maybe... I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again.
[Then it's Muggsy's turn]
Muggsy Bogues What are you saying? That I'm tryna disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy Bogues But I love my mama.
Patrick Ewing Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Muggsy Bogues Hey, maybe there's nothing wrong with us.
Larry Johnson That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads.
Muggsy Bogues We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal, or something to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet.
Charles Barkley I'll never go out with ] again.
[[Madonna]
Golfer What are you doing?
Stan Podolak I'm, uh...I'm fixing a divot.
[Stops and sees him]
Golfer Oh. He's fixing a divot!
[Walking back and yelling to his friends]
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Space Jam
Basketball Game Disruptions and Apologies
Bang Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
Nawt Excuse me.
[They sit down next to a woman and a man.]
Bupkus Ow! Get your feet out of my nose!
Nawt Quiet, they're looking. Hey, it's basketball.
[Shushing, then to Bang and Blanko]
Bang Where?
[Opens the coat]
Blanko Whoa, now what?
Nawt Hey hey!
Pound What, what?
Nawt She's looking again.
Bang Close it up. Close it up.
[Closing the coat]
Blanko Tightly.
Bupkus You poked me again!
[Exclaims; He groans as the woman gets uncomfortable sitting next to them and she turns to her husband.]
Woman fan Sweetheart?
Male fan What?
Woman fan I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
Male fan This is as good as I could get.
Woman fan This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Male fan Honey, will ya just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us.
[Annoyed]
Bang Hey, someone's killing someone.
[Quietly]
Blanko No. Seriously?
Pound Wow, a killer. Let me see.
Nawt There, that's him. The killer! He's big.
[Sees Charles Barkley and points at him]
Blanko He's good.
[Smiling]
Pound He's mine!
[Pushes down Blanko and smiles evilly; Closes the jacket]
Nawt Okay, go get him.
Pound Yeah, watch out.
Suns Player Come on, get back on defense. Come on. Get back on "D", man!
[Pulling Charles by the jersey]
Paul Westphal What are you doing?
Paul Westphal Time-out! Call a time-out!
Suns player What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us!
Nawt Okay, let him in. Open up.
Blanko Open.
Bupkus Wow! He did it!
[happily]
Pound I got it! I got his talent!
[Comes out of the ball and smiles gleefully; Pointing to Charles Barkley's talent]
Bang All right!
Blanko Super.
Paul Westphal Sit down, Chuck.
Charles Barkley Hey, man. I'm fine. I am fine.
[Sits down and grabs a towel]
Paul Westphal No, no, no. I'm playing you too many minutes.
Charles Barkley I'm not tired.
Paul Westphal Go get the doctor.
[To assistant coach]
Knicks Player #1 What's up, man? You all right?
Patrick Ewing Yeah, man.
Knicks Player #1 You sure?
Knicks Player #2 Come on, we're okay. We're okay. You're all right. Come on, let's go.
Referee Come on, Patrick, it's show time.
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Space Jam
Struggles of a Basketball Team
Charles Barkley Guys...we suck.
[Sits down]
Larry Johnson Yeah, man. My grandmother played better than I do.
Muggsy Bogues At least you guys are still tall. I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.
Charles Barkley You got that right.
Larry Johnson That's the only thing that's right.
Patrick Ewing Who's that?
Larry Johnson Who's that?
Muggsy Bogues I don't know.
Michael Jordan Been getting your butts kicked, haven't you?
Muggsy Bogues Who's that?
Charles Barkley It's Mike.
Muggsy Bogues What's up?
Patrick Ewing Hey, man. What you doing here?
Michael Jordan Don't be embarrassed. Just face it. You guys stink.
Larry Johnson Come on, Mike, lighten up.
Michael Jordan I know, and you want your games back, huh? What little games you had to begin with.
Shawn Bradley It's hard enough as it is, Mike.
Charles Barkley Come on, give us a break.
Michael Jordan I'm gonna regret this. Stan, give me the ball.
Larry Johnson Look at that.
Muggsy Bogues Look like something from ].
[[w:List of Star Trek films|Star Trek]
Michael Jordan Touch it.
Shawn Bradley No way. Jose.
[Shaking his head]
Michael Jordan Pat, you want your talent back? You don't have any other choice. Just touch it.
Patrick Ewing I don't know, man.
Larry Johnson Don't touch that, man.
Michael Jordan Okay, you're gonna walk around wit a bad game for the rest of your career. Touch the ball.
Shawn Bradley Be careful, Pat. We've tried everything else.
Patrick Ewing Thank goodness.
Michael Jordan Come on, Charles. Touch it. The rest of you guys. Just touch it.
Larry Johnson Oh, man!
Charles Barkley What was that?
Muggsy Bogues Hey. Hey, I caught it!
[Dribbling the ball and doing the "rock"]
Patrick Ewing Hey, look at Muggsy handle the rock. Handle it, baby.
Muggsy Bogues I can handle that rock again!
[Passes the ball to Larry]
Larry Johnson That's the old Muggs I know.
Patrick Ewing Yeah, get height now. Yeah!
[Larry slam dunks the ball]
Larry Johnson It gave me my powers back!
Charles Barkley That wasn't bad. Let me show you something.
[Takes the ball]
Larry Johnson Let me see. Whoo!
[Charles slam dunks the ball]
Patrick Ewing The Round Mound is back. You wanna see something? Oh, man that felt good.
[Takes the ball; Slam dunks the ball]
Shawn Bradley I got it.
[Slam dunks the ball]
Muggsy Bogues You got it. Yeah, baby.
Charles Barkley Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay? Play some 3-on-3 with us.
Michael Jordan No. I don't think so.
Charles Barkley What are you gonna do, work on that baseball swing?
Patrick Ewing Now leave the baseball player alone, man. You know he doesn't play basketball anymore.
Shawn Bradley You know, he probably doesn't even have it anymore, guys.
Stan Podolak Michael, do you hear them? They don't think you can play the game anymore.
Michael Jordan There's only one way to find out.
Announcer on P.A. The Chicago Bulls welcome back... Michael Jordan!
Larry Bird What's the matter, Bill?
[concerned]
Bill Murray Larry, that could've been me.
Larry Bird Will you get off that kick? It's over. It's done with. You can't play.
Bill Murray Okay. Let's go Bulls!
[Voice breaking]
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.