Strange Brew - The Challenge of Credibility in Court
Claude Elsinore:
And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge:
For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding.
Claude Elsinore:
Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
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My Boyfriend's Back - Miscommunication in a Medical Emergency
Dr. Bronson:
I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your boy is very sick. He's lost a massive about of blood, and his pulse and retinal response are poor, and as you can see there's an axe sticking out of his head.
Big Chuck:
He's not sick, you idiot! He's dead!
Dr. Bronson:
Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I could make the diagnosis?
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Sixteen Candles - Forgotten Birthday Acknowledged in Family Conversation
Jim Baker:
I was just upstairs, and I couldn't sleep. I feel like a real jerk, honey. We forgot your birthday. I bet you're really P.O.'d, huh?
Samantha:
No, it's okay. I'm not really all that upset anymore.
Jim Baker:
This wedding is really turning this entire house inside out. And I just came down to tell you that we did remember.
Samantha:
Thanks, Dad.
Jim Baker: [Sighs]
Happy birthday. Is something else wrong?
Samantha:
No, why?
Jim Baker:
I don't know, I just get the feeling that something's bothering you. Something other than your birthday.
Samantha:
No, I'm fine. Really.
Jim Baker:
I think I know what it is. It has to do with a certain guy? I know, honey. I know. We're all upset that Ginny's marrying a bohunk. What's the matter?
Samantha: [Sighs]
I meant Jake.
Jim Baker:
Jake? Wait a minute. I thought she said his name was Rudy.
Samantha:
Forget it.
Jim Baker:
Forget what? Who's Jake?
Samantha:
He's a boy, Daddy. It's nothing. Okay? Just forget it, please.
Jim Baker:
Come on, Sam. We're not communicating.
Samantha:
It's extremely embarrassing, okay?
Jim Baker:
What's embarrassing?
Samantha:
Sitting in the dark with your dad, telling him about your love life.
Jim Baker:
I'm afraid you lost me again, Sam.
Samantha:
Jake is a senior, and he's beautiful and perfect. I like him a real lot, and he doesn't like me. Okay?
Jim Baker:
Oh.
Samantha:
And he's got this incredible girlfriend. I'm just this ridiculous dork that's following him around like a puppy.
Jim Baker:
Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha:
Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker:
Mike is a dork.
Samantha:
But so am I.
Jim Baker:
Well, if it's any consolation, I love you. And if this guy can't see in you all the beautiful and wonderful things that I see, then he's got the problem.
Samantha:
I know. It just hurts.
Jim Baker:
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call em something else.
Samantha:
But if I were Ginny, I'd have this guy crawling on his knees.
Jim Baker:
Well, let me tell you something about Ginny. Now, I love her as much as I love you. But she's a different person. Sometimes I worry about her. When you're given things kind of easily, you don't always appreciate them. With you, I'm not worried. When it happens to you, Samantha, it'll be forever.
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