Memorable Quotes from Reno Wilson
2 quotesConfrontation and Tension Among Characters
Orlando
Yo, Chevy...
Chev
Where's Verona? Talk!
Orlando
What about?!
Chev
Don't fuck with me!
Orlando
I'm not! Just calm down!
Chev
Don't tell me to calm down!
Orlando
Fuck, man!
Henchman
Orlando? You all right? Hey, there's ] with a gun up in here!
[[w:White trash|a white nigger]
Orlando
Just be still, motherfuckers! You see that? I'm trying to help you here, man.
Chev
I gotta find Ricky Verona.
Orlando
Why would I know where Verona is?
Chev
Yeah, yeah. You don't know, but you're gonna tell me. Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the fuckin toilet! I'm gonna fucking kill him!
[''All henchman come thronging into washroom pointing all their guns at Chev'']
Orlando
Whoa! Put your guns down! The white man is cool! The white man is... The white man is cool! Y'all like ]. Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something. We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner. Chevy? You had a question? Or a point to make?
[[w:Somali Civil War|them Somalia niggers]
Chev
Where's Verona?
Orlando
Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona. You pulled the ] job together.
[[w:Kane Spring, California|Anselmo]
Chev
Don't fuckin bullshit me!
Orlando
Easy! Easy! Easy! All right? Look, you're operating under a false pretence. Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together. Ricky fucked me on the Anselmo job. In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000.
Chev
Not how I heard it.
Orlando
But that's the way it is. So, you see, I don't know where Verona is. If I did, I'd probably be there right now, beating ] off his ass.
[[w:Gucci|the Gucci]
Chev
All right. All right. That's what I'm talking about. That's almost civilized.
Orlando
Shit, dude. What's wrong with you?
Chev
Just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando
Now you're gonna insult me.
Chev
Come on, I don't have time! Just give me something. I'm really dying, here.
Orlando
I can see that.
Chev
I'm really fucking dying!
Ọrlạṇdo
You saying ]?
[[w:List of cocaine analogues|this is medicinal-use coke]
Çhev
Ṭhạṭ's rịght.
Orlando
Well?!
Chev
What?!
Orlando
This shit ain't free, nigga. That's enough. What, you gonna do the shit right here? Oh God! Chevy... What the... oh, that's good, that's good. That's good right? Why you looking for Verona anyway?
[''Chev throws out some dollar bills''; ''Chev opens coke bag spilling contents on floor'']
Chev
Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me. This is about Don Kim. What do you know about it?
Orlando
I know you pulled the trigger.
Chev
Of course I pulled the trigger. Why wouldn't I pull the fuckin trigger?
Orlando
Whoa... yo, Chelios, you good?
Chev
This shit ain't working.
Orlando
Excuse me?
Chev
I know what I have to do.
Orlando
Well, shit. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. What is it you gotta do?
Chev
I gotta kick some black ass.
Orlando
What?! Shit! There he goes again.
Chev
]?!
[[w:Reverse racism|Who wants white meat; ''Chev fights Orlando's associates while going to his car and drives off'']
Orlando's associates
You ain't got shit, motherfucker! Put that fuckin twig down, bitch! Faggot! Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
Chev
Doc? What's up, Doc?
[''Answers phone'']
Ricky
You motherfucker! Why aren't you dead yet?! What the fuck you doing?!
Chev
Coming for you. Fucking believe me. Whatever.
Ricky
I'll be waiting, but you won't make it. You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging. Soon as you're underground. I forgot to say so on ] I left.
[[w:List of James Bond villains|that gay James Bond tape]
Chev
What and then you're gonna rape my grandmother? Blah blah fuckin blah you lịttle mug. You listen to me. What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did? Your whole crew is history!
Pursuing police cruiser
Driver, pull over!
Chev
Fuck! Great.
Ricky
You talking about Carlito? Because me and Carlito, we're boys now. We're tight.
Chev
Tight, like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade?
Ricky
That's snappy. But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios? Admit it. We'll see.
Pursuing police cruiser
Pull over!
Chev
Know what the best part is? Sorry, must go. Bye-bye. Yeah. Doctor Miles. Fuck! What took you so long? Jesus Christ. Sorry Chevy I just got the message. Okay. Forget it. Listen, I'm dying! I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit. What? You've gotta fucking do something for me.
Doc Miles
What are your symptoms?
Chev
It's like I'm slowing down.
Doc Miles
Stuck in tar. Blurred vision?
Chev
Yeah.
Doc Miles
Dizzy?
Chev
Sure.
Doc Miles
Any pain in your chest?
Chev
Not really. I feel good right now.
Doc Miles
What are you doing?
Chev
Driving through a mall cops chasing me.
Doc Miles
The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive.
Chev
Having a little trouble hearing you.
Doc Miles
You got to keep moving, Chevy.
Chev
Explain.
Doc Miles
If I'm right they gave you the “Beijing cocktail”. It's very nasty shit. It works on ], blocks ]. The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant. Meaning if you stop you die.
[[w:adrenal gland|the adrenal gland; [w:Sensory neuron|it's receptors]
Chev
Hang on.
Doc Miles
Jesus! What... Are you there? Are you okay?
Chev
What'd you say Doc? If you stop, you die!
Doc Miles
That's what I'm trying to do. Keep moving, keep the blood pumping. Chevy, you there?
Chev
Every time I slow down it's like my veins start to rust.
Doc Miles
Did you take anything?
Chev
Couple grams of coke.
Doc Miles
That's a start.
Chev
I'll be in L.A. In an hour.
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Family Bonds in Unconventional Relationships
Orlando
You my nigga. Can't get no bigger. ], we're like a family, man. We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right? We look out for our own.
[[w:Music of Los Angeles#After 2000|L.A. Underground]
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