Memorable Quotes from Sam J. Jones
5 quotesConfrontation Amidst Imminent Danger
Flash Gordon
I demand to see the governor! I can hardly breathe in this thing!
Klytus
Yes... you don't look well. And I'm told you refused your final meal. The chef will be upset...
Flash Gordon
Tell em to go to hell!
Klytus
Maybe just as well. Gas works more quickly on an empty stomach. Any final requests?
Flash Gordon
Yes, let me see Dale. Right away.
Klytus
Oh, dear. How pathetic. Yes, I anticipated that.
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A Nostalgic Approach to Partying
Sam Jones
We are gonna party like the eighties.
Ted
Show us how, Flash.
Sam Jones
Easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
Ted
God, Johnny, I've got so much energy. We'd better start doing stupid shit.
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Challenge to Prove Strength and Identity
Ted
If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.
John
Are you gonna do it?
Sam Jones
I'm gonna punch through!
Ted
Come on Sam! Do it!!
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A Kingdom Offered in a Desperate Bargain
The Emperor Ming
You want to destroy me.
Flash Gordon
It's the only way to save Earth.
The Emperor Ming
What if l granted you a kingdom?
Flash Gordon
If you what?
The Emperor Ming
Ming the Merciless, ruler of the universe, offers Flash Gordon of Earth a kingdom of Mongo, to rule over as his own.
Flash Gordon
You're crazy. Why would you do that?
The Emperor Ming
Because I've never before met your like. You're a hero, don't you see that? Who better to rule a kingdom? Your moon is very close now. Earth's end might come within hours.
Flash Gordon
You'd call off the attack?
The Emperor Ming
I could.
Flash Gordon
Everyone would be saved?
The Emperor Ming
Yes... and no. After the earthquakes and tidal waves, they won't be quite the human beings you remember. They'll be more flexible. Easier for you to rule, in the name of Ming.
Flash Gordon
You mean slaves.
The Emperor Ming
Let's say they'll be satisfied with less.
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A Conversation About Reality and Dreams
Flash Gordon
This isn't happening, Dale. We're not here. It's just a bad dream.
Dale Arden
Oh, I agree completely. Why we'll wake up any minute in Dark Harbor and have a laugh about all this.
Flash Gordon
Only next time I won't just ask the maitre d your name. I'll walk over and talk to you.
Dale Arden
You promise?
Flash Gordon
I promise. Cross my heart and hope to...I really will talk to you.
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