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About
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
Theatrical
Jun 29, 2012
DVD / Blu-ray
Dec 11, 2012
Box Office
$549.4M
Budget
$50.0M
Return
11.0x
Director
Writers
Producers
Music
Studio
Universal Pictures, MRC, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films, Smart Entertainment
Trailers & Clips
02:31
Cast
Full credits →M
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
M
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
S
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
J
Joel McHale
Rex
G
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
P
Patrick Warburton
Guy
M
Matt Walsh
Thomas
J
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
A
Aedin Mincks
Robert
B
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
P
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
N
Norah Jones
Norah Jones
S
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
T
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
B
Bretton Manley
Young John
R
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
A
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
J
John Viener
Alix
L
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
R
Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"
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Quotes
See all →A Wish Granted: Ted's Remarkable Return
Ted
I'm alive, Johnny!
[after coming back alive, appearing and sounding retarded]
John
Oh, my god!
Ted
I'm alive! Your magical wish worked!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Conflicting Loyalties and Perspectives on Friendship
Donny
You're mine Ted!
Ted
Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett!
Donny
But I can give you love and rocking horses, and dancing.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
