Jessica Barth Biography
Jessica Barth is an actress and producer, known for Ted (2012), Ted 2 (2015) and Next (2007). She has been married to Danny Cusumano since 2015. They have one child. She was previously married to Brett Dicksa.
Jessica Barth Movies
Jessica Barth Quotes
Struggles of Parenthood and Citizenship
Ted: [reading notes from mail; [w:Chase Bank|Chase Bank; [w:Discover Card|Discover card; [w:Papa Gino's|Papa Gino's]
Dear Ted, your ] account has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your ] has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a ] rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one.
Tami-Lynn: [sad; looking at baby's shoes]
This poor baby booty. It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here.
Ted:
I don't understand. We would have made such great parents.
Tami-Lynn: [discovers a note]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Teddy!
Ted: [takes his reading glasses off]
What? What's wrong?
Tami-Lynn: [reads it]
Look at this. "Dear Ted, the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you that due to an oversight regarding your legal status, your marriage to Tami-Lynn McCafferty is unrecognized by the state, and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled." Teddy, can they do this to us?
Ted: [snatches the note; reads it, and feels shocked at it]
Let me see that. This is a nightmare.
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