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About
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Theatrical
Jun 26, 2015
Digital
Dec 1, 2015
Box Office
$215.9M
Budget
$68.0M
Return
3.2x
DVD / Blu-ray
Dec 15, 2015
Director
Producers
Music
Studio
Smart Entertainment, Universal Pictures, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films, MRC
Quotes
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Film Executive
The new Superman is... ]!
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John
FUCK!
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Unexpected Karaoke in a Public Space
Donny
You know... I really love that Neil Diamond. Especially that song they play at the, uh, the (Boston) Red Sox games. It's just so infectious. You just can't help but sing along. ♪ Hands, touching hands, reaching out. Touching me, touching you. Sweet Caroline. ♪
[starts singing]
Ted
♪ Bah bah bah! ♪ FUCK! Crazy son-of-a-bitch!
[suddenly sings out due to temptation; Donny jumps to grab Ted and starts punching him]
Vendor
Hey! What are you doin to that bear?
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Ted Collection
Ted is a 2012 American comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane. The screenplay by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild is from MacFarlane's story. The film stars MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg, Mila...
Cast
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Mark Wahlberg
John
S
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
A
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
J
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
G
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
M
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
S
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
P
Patrick Warburton
Guy
M
Michael Dorn
Rick
B
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
J
John Slattery
Shep Wild
C
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
R
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
D
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
P
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
T
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
J
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
J
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
