Scooby-Doo

Celebrating Success and Playful Banter

Daphne We did it!

Fred Yes, we did.

Daphne Fred, cut it out!

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

The Importance of Image and Manners

Daphne Guys, come on! Remember what I told you?

Shaggy Never pick your nose in public?

Daphne No... but that's good, too.

[beat]

Scooby Image is everything.

Daphne Yes! Image is everything. The whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face. They're costumes.

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Scooby-Doo

Team Dynamics and Miscommunication Among Friends

Velma Fred, I can't believe you took credit for my plan again.

Fred Velma.

Daphne Some plan. The ghost pawed me for an hour and a half.

Fred Daph, look. It's not our fault you always get kidnapped.

Daphne I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you say that to me.

Velma Oh, please. You come with your own ransom note. Hey, my glasses!

[Daphne angrily snatches Velma's glasses off her face in retaliation]

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Scream 2

Relationship Drama Unfolds Among Friends

Cici's Friend I love those guys. Are they still together? I haven't seen it in, like, three weeks.

[on phone]

Cici Cooper No, they broke up again.

Cici's Friend Really?

[on phone]

Cici Cooper Mm-hmm. Sarah found out that Bailey slept with Gwen. She dumped him, like, two episodes ago.

Cici's Friend I wish she'd get her shit together.

[on phone]

Cici Cooper Hold on. Someone's calling. Omega Beta Zeta.

[hangs up the call to her friend; shifts to talk to someone]

Phone Voice Hello?

Cici Cooper Yes?

Phone Voice Who is this?

Cici Cooper Cici. Who's this?

Phone Voice Who do you think?

Cici Cooper Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on. Ted's on the other line. He sounds drunk. I'll call you back.

[shifts to her friend's call]

Cici's Friend That shit only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici.

[on phone]

Cici Cooper Okay, All right. I'll call you back. Okay, Ted. You sound loaded. What's up?

[shifts back to someone's call]

Phone Voice Who's Ted?

Cici Cooper Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought you were someone else.

Phone Voice That's okay. I am.

Cici Cooper Who are you calling for? Nobody's here.

Phone Voice Where is everybody?

Cici Cooper We're cosponsorlng the acid rain mixer at Phi Gamma Alpha tonight.

Phone Voice Why aren't you there?

Cici Cooper I'm "sober sister". I need to be here in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride.

Phone Voice That's too bad.

Cici Cooper Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?

Phone Voice What if I said you?

Cici Cooper What if I said goodbye?

Phone Voice Why would you want to do that?

Cici Cooper Why do you always answer a question with a question?

Phone Voice I'm inquisitive.

Cici Cooper Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone?

Phone Voice Do you want to die tonight, Cici?

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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Unmasking the Evil Figure in Mystery Inc.

Male Reporter Mystery Inc., do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?

Velma Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is…

Evil Masked Figure/Heather NO!

Daphne Heather Jasper-Howe.

Scooby Uh-huh. Huh?

Female Reporter #1 But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.

Daphne You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. Ned.

[to Heather; Instead of looking at Patrick, who has braced himself for exposure, Daphne points at someone else]

Scooby Huh?

Daphne When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure, he quickly changed into her costume.

Female Reporter #2 But why did she do it?!

Velma Because Heather Jasper-Howe is actually… (Pause for effect.)

Scooby Huh?

Velma …Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

[a female police officer, Shaggy, Daphne, and Wickles get shocked]

Gretchen Saunders Female Reporter #3 But how do you know this?

Velma A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.

Shaggy So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.

Scooby Yeah.

Fred He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us.

Daphne Then he framed poor hideous Old Man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.

Wickles As if you getting the lead in ] wasn't enough!

[[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady]

Jacobo I was an excellent Eliza, and you were to acty!

Wickles And stealing my tater tots!

Jacobo You kept saying you felt puffy!

Fred And the real identity of Ned is…

Ned Ow!

Fred Ned!

Scooby Huh?

Jacobo I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling punks and their dumb dog!

Ned You were a dude this whole time?

Jacobo Of course, dummkopf.

Ned But we cuddled.

[upset]

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Cruel Intentions

Desire for Adoration and Control

Kathryn Merteuil Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

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Cruel Intentions

Kathryn's Ambition for Cecile's Reputation

Kathryn Merteuil When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of the New York area.

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Cruel Intentions

A Bold Invitation to Explore Desire

Kathryn Merteuil She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

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Cruel Intentions

Understanding Human Nature and Change

Kathryn Merteuil People don't change overnight, you and I are two of a kind.

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Cruel Intentions

The Importance of Friendships and Rivalries

Kathryn Merteuil Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

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Scooby-Doo

Daphne Rejects Damsel-In-Distress Stereotype

Velma Daphne, are you OK?

Daphne I am so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.

Fred Uh, where's Shagster?

Shaggy Like, I'm right here, man.

Scooby Me, too.

Shaggy Hey, Scooby-Doo, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again, huh?

Scooby Yeah!

[chuckles]

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Cruel Intentions

Questioning Choices and Masculinity

Kathryn Merteuil You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

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Cruel Intentions

Power Dynamics in Relationships

Kathryn Merteuil You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with.

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Scooby-Doo

Scrappy's Confidence in Facing Ghosts

Scrappy Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!

Scooby Hey!

Scrappy Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at em! I'll rack em! I'll sock em!

Fred Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Scrappy Sure, there are. And when I find them, I'll give them a dose of puppy power! Ta-da!

[starts peeing on Daphne]

Daphne Oh, god! He's peeing on me!

[gasps; disgusted]

Scrappy Ooh.

Velma That little egomaniac had flipped his lid.

[voiceover]

Fred Scrappy, I told you, no urinating on Daphne!

[angrily]

Scrappy It was an accident!

Fred You were marking your territory!

[angrily]

Scrappy You don't have the scrote for this job, pally! Now listen up, losers. The time has come to appoint me your unquestioned leader. Either that, or I'm outta here!

Scooby Hmm...

[while they look at each other]

Scrappy What's the idea? You can't do this to me! People adore me! Ow! I’m as cute as a ]. I'll get my own TV show.

[gets kicked off the Mystery Machine van, rolls away; kicks the suitcase; [The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girl]

Scooby-Doo

Mystery of the Enchanted College Students

Velma What's the problem, exactly?

Mondavarious I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?

Daphne They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.

Mondavarious Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.

Cruel Intentions

Exploring a World of Excess and Temptation

Kathryn Merteuil Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?

Cruel Intentions

Desire for Control and Frustration

Kathryn Merteuil I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Scooby-Doo

Familiar Faces and Tense Interactions on the Island

Brad Carol! Hey Carol, how's the island?

Carol Are you tricking on me?

[with an angry tone]

Brad Carol, it's me. It's Brad. We've known each other since we were, like, three--

Carol Back off my grill, son.

[suddenly lifts up Brad in air]

Brad CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[screaming in pure terror as Mystery Inc. watches in horror]

Mondavarious I'm terrified. And if the young people come off the barge, the people I love the most, they are in danger.

Velma I'm gonna solve this one first.

Fred Not before I solve it first.

Mondavarious Well done.

Daphne You guys are gonna look like total, total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

Scream 2

Phone Call Inquiry in Omega Beta Zeta

Dawnie Omega Beta Zeta.

Phone Voice Is Cici there?

Dawnie Mm-hm. Who's calling?

Phone Voice It's Ted.

Dawnie It's your ill-conceived boyfriend. Okay, so, I'll see you later, and don't forget to set the alarm. Bye.

[to Cici; Gives her the phone]

Cici Cooper Hello, Ted.

Phone Voice You wish it was Ted. "Don't forget to set the alarm.

[Cici's eyes widen in shock]

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Recognition and Mockery from Bystanders

Boy on bike #1 Hey!

Scooby Huh?

Boy on bike #1 Nice job last night.

Both boys on bikes Losers!

Daphne Quick, we need to think of a comeback.

[to the gang]

Boy on bike #2 What dorks!

Daphne Hey! Shut up!

[to the boys]

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Questioning Wickles About Monster Links

Velma Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you a few questions about your ties to recent monster attacks.

Wickles I don't know nothing about no monsters.

Daphne Well, then how come there was randomonium on the floor of your mansion?

Wickles There's- there- there's randomonium all over the place! Look it! I come home with it in my shorts!

Fred Are you continuing the work of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?

Wickles Old pal"? Jacobo? We hated each other! And in the prison cafeteria, he used to steal my tater tots! And he got the lead in ].

[[w:My Fair Lady|My Fair Lady]

Velma Then why did we find the monster book in your library?

Wickles Wait a second... You're the runts that vandalized my home! Which one of you stole my toilet brush?!

Sarah Michelle Gellar Quotes

Memorable Quotes from Sarah Michelle Gellar

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