Memorable Quotes from Scott Thomson
3 quotesUnderstanding Tornado Intensity with the Fujita Scale
Preacher
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?
Bill
Solid F-2.
Melissa
See, now you've lost me again.
Bill
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.
Melissa
Eats?
Bill
Destroys.
Lawrence
The one we encountered back there was a strong F-2, F-3 maybe.
Beltzer
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.
Haynes
That would be sweet!
Bill
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
Melissa
Is there an F-5? What would that be like?
[silence falls over the group]
Preacher
...The Finger of God.
Melissa
None of you have ever seen an F-5?
Bill
...Just one of us.
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Nickname Origins in a Storm Chasing Crew
Melissa
I was just wondering why do you call Billy "The Extreme"?
Dusty
Cause Billy is The Extreme.
Preacher
Bill is most out-of-control sonofabitch in the gang!
Bill
No, I think I came in 2nd.
[Gives Jo a look, who smirks back]
Dusty
Oh, I've seen The Extreme in high gear.
Jo
You guys need to come up with some new stories. I'm gonna go clean up.
[Leaves to take a shower]
Dusty
So we get this one near Daleton right?
Rabbit
Oh, god.
Dusty
And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
Beltzer
And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
[points to Bill]
Dusty
He is naked!
Rabbit
He is buck naked.
Beltzer
Naked!
Bill
NOT naked! I was not naked!
[laughter]
Beltzer
He was without apparel.
[whispering into Melissa's ear]
Bill
Half naked.
Dusty
Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? And he just strolls up to the twister, says have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.
[laughter]
Beltzer
The twister caught it and sucked it right up!
Bill
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Dusty
I LOVE THIS GUY!
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