Never Been Kissed - Office Tension and Feng Shui Concerns
Merkin:
Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'.
Merkin:
I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.
Aldys: [faking "Valley Girl" accent]
Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!
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Charlie's Angels - Dismissal of Another Adaptation from TV
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Charlie's Angels - Angels and the Limits of Flight
Pasqual:
I hear birds can't fly this high.
Dylan:
I hear only angels can.
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Twister - Miscommunication Among Storm Chasers
Jo:
Bill?
Bill:
Why didn't you tell me?
Jo:
Bill, don't!
Joey:
Uh, what?
Jonas: [Bill punches Jonas off his hat and slams him against his D.O.T.3 system]
And what will soon be the center of all studies- Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
Bill:
You son-of-a-bitch! What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out?
Jonas:
Hey guys, get this loser off of me!
Jonas's team member #1:
Alright! Back off! Back off!
Jonas's team member #2:
Put your malfunction, man!
Joey:
Come on, he's not worth it!
Jonas:
What is the matter with you?!
Bill: [Tries to push at Jonas again]
You stole my design, you son of a bitch!
Joey:
Calm down!
Jonas: [Pushes Bill back]
What the hell are you talking about?!
Bill:
DOROTHY. You took her, you damn THIEF!
Jonas: [Realizes what Bill is talking about and smiles]
Oh, I get it. You wanna take credit for my designs, is that it?
Bill:
You're a liar. She was our idea and you know it!
Jonas:
Unrealized idea. Unrealized.
Bill: [Tries to attack Jonas again, Jo helps stop it]
That thing ain't worth shit!
Jo:
Hey! Hey, guys! Bill! Guys! GUYS!!! Oh my guys! Get a grip on yourselves. We both know they'll never get that thing up in the air.
Joey:
That's right!
Jonas:
Well, let me enlighten you people. This baby has satellite com-link. We've got an onboard pulse Doppler, and we've got NEXRAD real-time. Today, we're gonna make history. So stick around, cause the days of sniffing the dirt are over.
Rabbit:
Better than what you sniff.
Bill:
We'll see who gets it first, PAL.
Jonas: [Referring to Bill's new weatherman job; Laughs and walks away]
Oh, and by the way... I really enjoy your weather reports.
Bill: [Tries to go after Jonas again]
JEEZ, YOU SLIME!!! I'm not through with you, yet!
Rabbit:
Alright! Alright!
Bill:
Come on! Come here! Come on! Come on! Get your hands off of me! Let go of me! OKAY!!!
Sanders:
He's a corporate kiss-butt, man!
Jo: [Walks to Bill]
I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Bill: [Glaring at Jo]
ONE DAY. I'll give you one day. Whether she flies or not, I'm gone.
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Twister - Debate Over a Pit Stop Near Wakita
Rabbit:
You know, Jo, some of us couldn't help but notice how close we are to Wakita.
Jo:
No.
Sanders:
Aunt Meg wouldn't mind a pit stop, right?
Jo:
No!
Dusty:
Red meat! We crave sustenance!
Dusty:
F-food!
Rest of the Team:
Food! FOOD!
Jo:
Hey! We're absolutely not going!
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Twister - Map Handling Dispute in Kansas
Rabbit:
Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps.
Sanders:
I didn't fold the maps.
Rabbit:
Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL THE MAPS.
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