Memorable Quotes from Sharlto Copley
29 quotesFriendship Tested in Frustration
Wikus Van De Merwe
I've been friends with you for fucking 19 years, man! Fuck off! What are you watching, man?! Fuck off!
[on the phone, after his call is aborted; to an observer]
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A Call to Return to the Girls
Martin Battles
Go back to the girls.
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Falling Tank and Exploding Plane Chaos
B.A.
Why are we in a falling tank?!
[wakes up]
Murdock
Because the plane exploded!
B.A.
What pla- What?! When?
Murdock
Recently. The Reapers shot it down!
B.A.
What Reapers?
Murdock
The same ones that are still trying to kill us!
[grins]
B.A.
I blame you, Hannibal!
Hannibal
Technically we're not flying.
B.A.
I know! Cos we're falling, fool!
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A Command to Stay Still
Martin Battles
Don't move, okay?
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A Promise of Support and Resilience
Wikus Van De Merwe
Don't give up on me, Okay? Because I haven't given up on you. Alright?
Tania Van De Merwe
I won't.
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An Unexpected Arrival at the Royal Gathering
Maleficent
Well, well. What a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and... How quaint, even the rabble. I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.
[laughs quietly; laughs maliciously; she stares at a nervous King Stefan]
Stefan
You're not welcome here.
Maleficent
Oh. Oh dear! What an awkward situation.
[whimpers mockingly; laughs; turns as if about to leave]
Leila
You're not offended?
Maleficent
Why, no. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child.
Stefan
No! We don't want your gift!
Knotgrass
Stay away from the princess!
Thistletwit
Yes, stay away!
Maleficent
Listen well, all of you. The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who meet her.
[begins to cast her spell]
Leila
That's a lovely gift.
Stefan
Don't do this.
Maleficent
But... before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel, AND FALL INTO A SLEEP LIKE DEATH! A SLEEP FROM WHICH SHE WILL NEVER AWAKEN!
Stefan
Maleficent, please don't do this, I'm begging you.
Maleficent
I like you begging. Do it again.
[she motions for Stefan to kneel]
Stefan
I beg you.
Maleficent
All right. The princess can be woken from her death sleep, but only by... ...True Love's Kiss. This curse will last till the end of time! No power on Earth can change it!
[she glares at Stefan; short pause]
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Tension in a Critical Moment of Trust
Christopher Johnson's Son
Fuel goes in here!
Christopher Johnson
That's enough! QUIET!
Christopher Johnson's Son
...then we fly away.
Christopher Johnson
I said QUIET! We cannot trust him.
Wikus Van De Merwe
What is he saying about the fuel, is this, are you trying to start this thing? He-he... Are you little fuckers trying to start this, and get away, eh?
Christopher Johnson
Never mind.
Wikus Van De Merwe
Ha-ha. Yeah, you sneaky fuckin prawns, heh? I knew you prawns were intelligent.
Christopher Johnson
Too bad. I could have fixed you.
Wikus Van De Merwe
Wha-- Well-well-wha-what did you say about-about the fixing?
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Parking Dispute Escalates to Threats
B.A.
You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool!
[screams in anguish]
Murdock
You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!
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Denial of Unlikely Relationships
Wikus Van De Merwe
Honey, you have to believe me, I never had sex with a creature. I would never have sex with any fuckin creature.
[to his wife]
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Longing for Earth from Space
James Corrigan
Hey, everybody. Space is great, um... I miss you guys. We're a long way away now. I can't even see, uh, I can't even see Earth anymore.
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Miscommunication in a High-Stakes Situation
Face
Murdock, what did I tell you?
Face and Hannibal
You have to catch him, after you inject him.
Murdock
My bad.
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Conflicting Perspectives on Survival and Violence
Christopher Johnson
Fuck! I thought you said not to kill them?
[after Wikus uses his alien weapon to kill a guard]
Wikus Van De Merwe
He shot at me!
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Confrontation in District 9
Wikus Van De Merwe
You wanna fucking play with me, Koobus?! You fucker!
[in the Exo-Suit]
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Hidden Secrets and Legal Consequences
Wikus Van De Merwe
This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fuckin thing hidden down here? This is, this is very illegal. I mean, this is... this is a fine — if they catch you with it.
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Encountering the Unseen
Martin Battles
I've never seen anything like this.
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Entering Hostile Territory
Martin Battles
We're in his territory now.
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A Promise to Stay Together
Wikus Van De Merwe
Listen. You go ahead; you can make it. I’m gonna…just hold em off here, and I’ll join you soon.
Christopher Johnson
No, we stick together. I’m not leaving you here.
Wikus Van De Merwe
Take your boy and go home, you have to make it. Don’t make me go through all this and not make it, you understand?
Christopher Johnson
I will come back for you.
Wikus Van De Merwe
Go! Go now before I change my mind, man!
Christopher Johnson
Three years, I promise.
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Understanding the Meaning of Diabolo
Martin Battles
Diabolo, it means devil.
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A Simple Observation on Christmas
Wikus Van De Merwe
This is Christmas.
[upon finding a large weapons cache]
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Warning of Consequences from an Unlikely Source
Wikus Van De Merwe
This is basically a guy, and there's three humans here. Basically trying to make a warning, you know, he's saying "I killed three humans, watch out for me.
[pointing at alien graffiti]
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Nothing is Indestructible
Stefan
You failed me.
[After a failed attempt to breach Maleficent's wall of thorns]
Captain
The wall cannot be burned. It is indestructible!
Stefan
NOTHING IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!!! NOT THE WALL, NOT MALEFICENT, NOT EVEN HER CURSE!!
[Enraged]
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Facing Danger with Humor in Battle
Face
She's actually shooting at us!
Murdock
You should see these bullets in 3D!
[pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses]
B.A.
Murdock, get in here!
Murdock
It's like we're actually being shot at!
B.A.
We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
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Frustration with the aliens' situation
Wikus Van De Merwe
Fucking prawns!
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Irony of Space and Confinement
James Corrigan
It's kind of ironic really. So little space in here, and so much space out there.
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The Law of the Jungle
Martin Battles
It's the law of the jungle. It's the only law that matters.
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Rejecting Unnecessary Items and Stereotypes
Wikus Van De Merwe
You don't need that, man. Only sissies wear that. You don't need that.
[to Fundiswa, referring to the face mask]
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Lions and Their Hunting Behavior Explained
Martin Battles
Multiple attacks without eating its prey. Lions don't do that. At least no lion I've ever seen.
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Embracing the Thrill of the Moment
B.A.
Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here!
[overlooking Hannibal's mission plan]
Murdock
This is bat shit insane! It's perfect!
Face
This is beyond nuts, boss.
Hannibal
It gets better.
[laughs]
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Turbulence and Threats in the Air
Murdock
Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane!
[Alarms start beeping]
Face
What the hell is that?!
Murdock
But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!
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