FRED: The Movie - A Misunderstanding Behind Closed Doors
Fred's Mom:
Fred, open the door!
Fred: [Fred opens the front door and let's his mom in]
Oh. Mom! Sorry. You're strong.
Fred's Mom:
Fred, what's going on in here?
Fred:
Mom, I though someone was gonna attack me. Although, I don't know why anyone would want to.
Fred's Mom:
Maybe because of your voice.
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FRED: The Movie - Feeling Alone and Misunderstood
Fred: [singing, in bed]
Judy moved away. I'm so alone and hurt so much, OH WHHOOAAA WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!
Fred's Mom:
Freddie, please! Go to sleep.
Fred: [with his head in his pillow]
And my heart is broken! And my mom doesn't even care! Whoa oh...
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Charlotte's Web - Surprise at the Spider's Spelling Skills
Mrs. Zuckerman:
I mean it was clear as day. T-E-Double R-I, I mean can you believe a spider wrote that? I didn't learn how to spell that word until I was in the 10th grade!
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Charlotte's Web - Mrs. Zuckerman Addresses Fern's Behavior
Mrs. Zuckerman: [Fern: He didn't expecting me!?]
Fern, it's rude to point, you're not going till see that pig again. It's too late.
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Dancer in the Dark - Dreaming of Joy in Quiet Moments
Brenda:
Why don't you try to think of something nice, all right?
Selma:
It's just so quiet here.
Brenda:
What's that got to do with it, Selma?
Selma:
You know, when I used to work in the factory... I used to dream that I was in a musical... Because, in a musical, nothing dreadful ever happens.
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Men in Black - Domestic Frustration and Alien Intervention
Edgar: [from inside the house; an alien spaceship crashes into his truck. opens the door with a shotgun in his hand, he surveys the wreckage; begins to walk over to the wreckage]
I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house, with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead, I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away! I'm eating that, dammit! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much, or ain't been hit enough. I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck! Figures.
Beatrice: [comes out to see the wreckage]
What the heck is it, Edgar?
Edgar:
Get your big butt back in the house!
Bug: [unseen]
Place projectile weapon on the ground.
Edgar: [cocks it; [Charlton Heston#Quotes|from my cold dead fingers]
You can have my gun... ...when you pry it ].
Bug:
Your proposal is acceptable.
Beatrice:
Edgar, what on earth was that?
Edgar/Bug:
Sugar.
Beatrice:
I've never seen sugar do that.
Edgar/Bug: [Beatrice holds up the sugar bowl from the kitchen table; she puts a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and holds it up; confused, Beatrice adds some more sugar to the glass]
Give me sugar. In water. More. More.
Beatrice:
Edgar, your skin is hangin off your bones.
Edgar/Bug: [looks at his reflection; grabs his scalp and stretches it back against his skull]
Huh? Oh, yeah. There. Is that better?
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