Memorable Quotes from Siobhan Fallon Hogan
6 quotesMrs. Zuckerman Addresses Fern's Behavior
Mrs. Zuckerman
Fern, it's rude to point, you're not going till see that pig again. It's too late.
[Fern: He didn't expecting me!?]
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Surprise at the Spider's Spelling Skills
Mrs. Zuckerman
I mean it was clear as day. T-E-Double R-I, I mean can you believe a spider wrote that? I didn't learn how to spell that word until I was in the 10th grade!
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Domestic Frustration and Alien Intervention
Edgar
I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house, with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead, I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away! I'm eating that, dammit! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God, I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog been hit too much, or ain't been hit enough. I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck! Figures.
[from inside the house; an alien spaceship crashes into his truck. opens the door with a shotgun in his hand, he surveys the wreckage; begins to walk over to the wreckage]
Beatrice
What the heck is it, Edgar?
[comes out to see the wreckage]
Edgar
Get your big butt back in the house!
Bug
Place projectile weapon on the ground.
[unseen]
Edgar
You can have my gun... ...when you pry it ].
[cocks it; [Charlton Heston#Quotes|from my cold dead fingers]
Bug
Your proposal is acceptable.
Beatrice
Edgar, what on earth was that?
Edgar/Bug
Sugar.
Beatrice
I've never seen sugar do that.
Edgar/Bug
Give me sugar. In water. More. More.
[Beatrice holds up the sugar bowl from the kitchen table; she puts a teaspoon of sugar into a glass of water and holds it up; confused, Beatrice adds some more sugar to the glass]
Beatrice
Edgar, your skin is hangin off your bones.
Edgar/Bug
Huh? Oh, yeah. There. Is that better?
[looks at his reflection; grabs his scalp and stretches it back against his skull]
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Feeling Alone and Misunderstood
Fred
Judy moved away. I'm so alone and hurt so much, OH WHHOOAAA WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!
[singing, in bed]
Fred's Mom
Freddie, please! Go to sleep.
Fred
And my heart is broken! And my mom doesn't even care! Whoa oh...
[with his head in his pillow]
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Dreaming of Joy in Quiet Moments
Brenda
Why don't you try to think of something nice, all right?
Selma
It's just so quiet here.
Brenda
What's that got to do with it, Selma?
Selma
You know, when I used to work in the factory... I used to dream that I was in a musical... Because, in a musical, nothing dreadful ever happens.
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A Misunderstanding Behind Closed Doors
Fred's Mom
Fred, open the door!
Fred
Oh. Mom! Sorry. You're strong.
[Fred opens the front door and let's his mom in]
Fred's Mom
Fred, what's going on in here?
Fred
Mom, I though someone was gonna attack me. Although, I don't know why anyone would want to.
Fred's Mom
Maybe because of your voice.
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