Memorable Quotes from Skeet Ulrich
7 quotesConfrontation of Jealousy and Dismissal
Chris
You're just jealous!
Nancy
Jealous? Jealous! You don't even exist to me! You don't exist! You are nothing! You are shit! You don't exist. The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores! Well, you're the whore! And that's gonna stop! Do you understand? Hmm?
Chris
I'm sorry.
[frightened]
Nancy
Oh, he's sorry! He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry! Sorry my ass!
[shouts; kills him]
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Consequences of Association and Defenses Up
Chris
I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes.
[handing Sarah a flower]
Sarah
Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with.
[dropping the flower]
Chris
Yeah, right... wait, did you call me an asshole?
Sarah
Sorry, my defenses are up. People here have been really rude to me.
[chuckles]
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Timing and Commitment in Relationships
Chris
Why didn't you answer the phone?
Sarah
It's three in the morning, Chris.
Chris
Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good reason... hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together.
Sarah
I don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment.
Chris
Oh. Sarah, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I love you. I've never loved anyone before... well, except for my mom and this little puppy I had when I was little...
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Miscommunication and Rejection Among Friends
Sarah
Hey, can I talk to you for a second, Chris?
Mitt
I'm sorry. Chris is really busy, maybe we could set something up for-- nice jacket-- later in the week. What do you think?
Sarah
Why did you lie about me?
Chris
Look, I don't want to go out with you again, okay? Please stop begging. It's pathetic.
Sarah
Hey, Chris, fuck you!
Chris
Nah.
Trey
But I will.
Mitt
She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry!
[looks at Trey as Sarah runs off, upset]
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Seeking Help in Despair
Mr. Bailey
Can I help you?
[Interrupts Chris's continued attempts for his daughter's attention even after rejecting him.]
Chris
No one can help me.
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Confrontation Reveals Truths Between Friends
Sarah
Did you tell your friends?
Chris
...what?
Sarah
That you're a lying sack of shit.
Chris
No... b-but I will.
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Perception and Connection in a Phone Conversation
Chris
Sarah, come on, I mean... you look like you need to talk to somebody anyway.
Sarah
How do you know what I look like? We're talking on the phone.
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