Memorable Quotes from Stephanie Mace
1 quoteSearching for an Adrenaline Solution
Chev
I'm looking for something which begins with E.
Pharmacist
]?
[[w:England|England]
Chev
Very funny. No. ].
[[w:History of catecholamine research|Some kind of artificial adrenaline]
Pharmacist
Artificial adrenaline?
Chev
Yeah, I've got heart problems.
Pharmacist
].
[[w:Epinephrine|Epinephrine]
Chev
Yes! Epinephrine. I love you. Epinephrine.
Pharmacist
I can't give you epinephrine.
Chev
Why?! Hey!
Pharmacist
Just a minute.
Chev
Oi! What do you mean... ] nearby] What is this shit?!
[''Noticing [[w:Decongestant|nasal decongestant]
Chester
Nasal spray.
Chev
Miserable bitch! What?!
Chester
Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll get you tweaked, man.
Police
Sure that's the guy?
Hospital staff
Yeah.
Chev
This room's clear.
Hospital security
Yo, yo, yo! Yo! Stop! Stop! Jerk-off!
[''Chev gives chase'']
Chev
Coming through! I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine. Clear the hallway! I'm having a bad day. Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!
[''Points gun at hospital orderly pushing a cart'']
Orderly
You all right?
Chev
Tell me you've got epinephrine! Motherfucker!
Orderly
I don't know. I'll check.
Chev
Get back!
Orderly
Take it easy!
Chev
]?
[[w:American English|Do you understand fucking English]
Orderly
Yes, I just don't know which drawer it's in.
Chev
Come on, look! Give me the fucking epinephrine!
Orderly
I don't know where it is, man!
Chev
What is this, a rest home? What are you doing?! Hurry up! Get back!
Orderly
]. I don't know if I have it, give me a second!
[[w:Health insurance in the United States|We can't treat without insurance]
Hospital security
Put the weapon down!
Chev
What the fuck?! Where the fuck is it? My heart!
Orderly
What?
Chev
My heart!
Orderly
Yeah, yeah.
Hospital security
Drop your weapon now! What do you think you're doing? This is...
Chev
Shut up! You! Gimme the epinephrine? Don't even think about it!
Orderly
]... ]... Epinephrine! Here it is! I've got it! Here you go.
[[w:Albuterol|Albuterol; [w:Barbiturate|Flortab]
Chev
Gimme that.
Orderly
Asshole.
Chev
I'm not gonna tell you again. ...all right? Just be quiet. Juice me.
[''Referring to [[w:Defibrillation|defibrillator paddles]
Orderly
Juice?
Chev
Do it.
Orderly
All right.
Chev
Come on! I haven't got all day. Okay, I need both of them to... give them to me.
Orderly
One. Two. Clear!
Chev
Get the fuck back! Get out! How much of this stuff did he say to take?
[''Orderly defibrillates Chev causing him to shoot backwards into the elevator and the doors close''; ''Chev becomes hyper-adrenalised and runs maniacally out of the hospital'']
Doc Miles
Chevy, we're in the air, man. Did you get the stuff?
Chev
Got it.
Doc Miles
Did you take it?
Chev
Yup.
Doc Miles
You took the whole thing.
Chev
Yup.
Doc Miles
I said 1/5th oḟ ạ syrịṇge. The shit's gonna kill you.
Chev
Right.
Doc Miles
Chest on fire?
Chev
Check.
Doc Miles
But you're cold.
Chev
Check.
Doc Miles
And you've ], don't you?
[[w:erection|got a steel hard on]
Chev
Let me check. Check.
Doc Miles
Your blood vessels are stimulated. ]'s so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life.
[[w:Urethral sphincters|Urinary sphincter]
Chev
Urinary sphincter, check!
Doc Miles
Get some ]. You at the hospital?
[[w:Hydrocodone/paracetamol|Vicodin]
Chev
Negative.
Doc Miles
Get some grass. That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you. This is costing me a fortune. I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land.
Chev
Copy.
Doc Miles
Hey, Chevy? You're a good dude. Been nice knowing you.
Chev
Copy, out.
Newscaster
Some medical emergency. Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake. ] of Chev appears] The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record. He is considered armed and highly dangerous. We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds... ] and steals his firearm]
[''A [[w:Facial composite|particularly well-done police sketch; ''Chev then walks up to [[w:California Highway Patrol|a police highway patrolman on a motorcycle]
Patrolman
Oh, shit!
Chev
Take it easy. Get back, pig!
Patrolman
I... just give me the...
Chev
Come on, then. Let's see you run, piggy. Come on, piggy.
Patrolman
Give me the gun. Let's talk this over.
Chev
Yeah, you want it? There. Let's go, come on.
[''Chev steals the motorcycle with the patrolman hanging and sparks flying from boots and Chev drives off and deliberately crashes the motorcycle'']
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