Horror Express - Innocence Questioned Amidst Danger
Captain Kazan:
Now, anything, anything that moves near that door, kill it!
Dr. Wells:
But what if the monk is innocent?
Captain Kazan:
Ahhh, we got lots of innocent monks!
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Horror Express - Cossack's Integrity Challenges the Devil's Fear
Captain Kazan:
He knows that a horse has four legs. He knows that a murderer has two arms. But still, the Devil must be afraid of one honest Cossack.
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The Greatest Story Ever Told - The Nature of Life and Power
Narrator: [first lines]
In the beginning was the word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. I am He. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through Him, and without Him, was made nothing that has been made. In Him was life, and the life was the light of man. And the light shines on in the darkness, and the darkness grasped it not. The greatest story ever told...
King Herod:
The child of imagination is the child I fear.
John the Baptist: [repeated line]
Repent!
The Dark Hermit - Satan:
A long climb, wasn't it? A long hard climb...You know, some people think the whole of life should be like that, hm..."An easy life is a sinful life". Not so, my friend...A man's life can be as easy as he wishes to make it. And it can be easy, my friend. If one knows the way to power and glory in this world.
Caiaphas:
Jesus of Nazareth, your crimes are so many I scarcely know where to begin.
Pontius Pilate: [to Jesus]
You claim to be the son of God. Which one? Mars? Hercules? Jupiter? Which God are you the son of?
The Centurion: [after Jesus dies]
Truly, this man was the Son of God.
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Capricorn One - Cost of Dusting a Field
Robert Caulfield:
Mr Albaine, how much do you charge to dust a field?
Albain:
Twenty five dollars.
Robert Caulfield:
I'd like to hire your plane.
Albain:
That'll be a hundred dollars.
Robert Caulfield:
You said you charged 25?
Albain:
Twenty five dollars to dust a field, but you ain't got no field because you ain't no farmer, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Robert Caulfield:
Okay, one hundred.
Albain:
One hundred and twenty five.
Robert Caulfield:
What?
Albain:
Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five.
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Capricorn One - Authority and Responsibility in Dialogue
Robert Caulfield:
You in charge here?
Albain:
See that sign there?
Robert Caulfield:
Yes.
Albain:
Well, read it.
Robert Caulfield:
I did.
Albain:
Out loud.
Robert Caulfield:
A&A Crop Dusting Service.
Albain:
You wanna know who I am?
Robert Caulfield:
I bet you're one of the A's.
Albain:
But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smart-ass.
Robert Caulfield:
The first one.
Albain:
Wrong.
Robert Caulfield:
Can I have one more guess?
Albain:
You got it.
Robert Caulfield:
The second one.
Albain:
Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them.
Robert Caulfield:
My name is Caulfield.
Albain:
Hey, I can't help that.
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