Sleep with Me - Subversion in Cinema: A Discussion on Top Gun
Sid: [[Top Gun]
You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? ].
Duane:
Oh, come on.
Sid:
Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane:
It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: [[w:Pete Mitchell (Top Gun)|Maverick]
It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got ], all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: [[w:Kelly McGillis|Kelly McGillis]
What about ]?
Sid:
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin A, man!
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Sleep with Me - The Irony of Extended Human Lifespan
Duane:
Do you ever think that we have too much time on our hands? With all the advances made in extending the human life span, that perhaps nature's cruelest irony is that we get progressively stupider and stupider with each passing generation. I mean, some day we'll live for 300 years but we won't be able to sit still for 5 seconds... just a thought.
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Twister - Understanding Tornado Intensity with the Fujita Scale
Preacher:
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?
Bill:
Solid F-2.
Melissa:
See, now you've lost me again.
Bill:
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.
Melissa:
Eats?
Bill:
Destroys.
Lawrence:
The one we encountered back there was a strong F-2, F-3 maybe.
Beltzer:
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.
Haynes:
That would be sweet!
Bill:
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
Melissa: [silence falls over the group]
Is there an F-5? What would that be like?
Preacher:
...The Finger of God.
Melissa:
None of you have ever seen an F-5?
Bill:
...Just one of us.
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Twister - Nickname Origins in a Storm Chasing Crew
Melissa:
I was just wondering why do you call Billy "The Extreme"?
Dusty:
Cause Billy is The Extreme.
Preacher:
Bill is most out-of-control sonofabitch in the gang!
Bill: [Gives Jo a look, who smirks back]
No, I think I came in 2nd.
Dusty:
Oh, I've seen The Extreme in high gear.
Jo: [Leaves to take a shower]
You guys need to come up with some new stories. I'm gonna go clean up.
Dusty:
So we get this one near Daleton right?
Rabbit:
Oh, god.
Dusty:
And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.
Beltzer: [points to Bill]
And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...
Dusty:
He is naked!
Rabbit:
He is buck naked.
Beltzer:
Naked!
Bill: [laughter]
NOT naked! I was not naked!
Beltzer: [whispering into Melissa's ear]
He was without apparel.
Bill:
Half naked.
Dusty: [laughter]
Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? And he just strolls up to the twister, says have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.
Beltzer:
The twister caught it and sucked it right up!
Bill:
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Dusty:
I LOVE THIS GUY!
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Twister - Tornado Chase Decisions in Twister
Beltzer: [on the radio]
Shit. Shit! Hey, are you guys gonna wrap this up pretty soon?
Bill:
WHAT?
Beltzer: [obviously sarcastic; clears his throat]
Oh, nothing I was just wondering if we were gonna chase this tornado, or just catch the next one.
Bill:
SHIT!!
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