Memorable Quotes from Val Kilmer
100 quotesNaming a Child with Humor
Chris Knight
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.
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First Encounter with Fear
Jim Morrison
It was the first time I tasted fear. I musta been about four, like a child is just like a flower, his head is floating in the breeze.
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Expressions of Love Between Simon and Emma
Simon Templar
Tell me you love me.
Emma Russell
I love you.
Simon Templar
Simon.
Emma Russell
I love you Simon.
Simon Templar
Miracle three.
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Power Struggle in Academic Pressure
Jerry Hathaway
I want five megawatts by mid-May. Look, I don't care if you're arrogant. I don't care if you're disrespectful. But your attitude's distracting Mitch, and that I won't have. The rules have changed. I want it by mid-May.
Chris Knight
I think that you're just forgetting about one little detail, and that's that I am out of here. I'm gone, I'm history, I'm Casper, I'm graduating.
Jerry Hathaway
To graduate, you need my course, dear boy. So it seems I have something to say about what you do and where you go. So from now on you and Mitch are going to spend every waking moment in the lab. You will solve my power problem, and you will solve it by my deadline.
Chris Knight
OK, if you think that by threatening me, you can get me to be your slave, well... that's where you're right, but - and I'm only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Jerry Hathaway
I'm not kidding, Chris.
Chris Knight
Neither am I, Jerry.
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The Duality of Identity and Performance
Jim Morrison
I go out on a stage and I howl for people. In me they see what they want to see—some say the Lizard King, whatever that means, or some black-clad leather demon whatever that means... but really I think of myself as a sensitive, intelligent human being but with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most crucial moment... a fake hero... The joke the gods played on me... it's okay, I accept the joke... and smile. Death old friend, death and my cock, I can forgive my injuries in the name of wisdom, luxury, romance. Words got me the wound and will get me well. All join now in lament of my cock, a tongue of knowledge in the feathered night. Boys get crazy in the head and suffer. I sacrifice my cock on the altar of silence.
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Desperation in a Bizarre Situation
Montgomery
Who do you think you're going to call, hmm? What are you going to say when you get someone on the horn? "Mayday, mayday, I'm being held by a pig lady"?
[When Edward attempts to use a radio for help]
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The Importance of Effective Combat Training
Scott
What they gotcha teachin here, young sergeant?
Jackie Black
Edged weapons, sir. Knife fighting.
Scott
Don't you teach em knife fighting. Teach em to kill. That way, they meet some sonofabitch who studied knife fighting, they send his soul to hell.
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A Declaration of Reality and Difference
Doc Holliday
You're no daisy, you're no daisy at all.
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A Loaded Derringer and Its Limitations
Harry
Oh Wow. Woo. It's tiny. Is this real?
Gay Perry
Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded. I call it my faggot gun.
Harry
Because...
Gay Perry
Because it's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. You asked, chief.
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A Knife's Unwelcome Gift
Grace
Nice knife.
Scott
Yeah. Got it off an East German fella.
Grace
He give it to ya for a gift?
Scott
No. As I recall, he was... rather reluctant to part with it.
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A Bad Movie Scenario Unfolds
Nick Rivers
Listen to me, Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary Flammond
I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.
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Unspoken troubles and unexpected discoveries
Nick Rivers
Are you in some kind of trouble with the police?
Hillary Flammond
Some things are much better left unsaid.
Nick Rivers
Like what?
Hillary Flammond
Well, you know... sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue and you put it in your purse, then a little while later you have to reach in there for your lipstick or something, and your hand gushes into it, and it goes all over...
Nick Rivers
Okay, okay, you're right, you're right. Some things are better left unsaid.
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Returning Home After a Long Journey
Jackie Black
We got the girl back.
Scott
Yeah. She just took the long way home.
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Emotional Moments Among Marines
Grace
Yeah, I always knew you Marines were a weepy buncha motherfuckers.
Scott
I got something in my eye.
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Frustration with Academic Focus and Lack of Fun
Chris Knight
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
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Uncertainty in Love and Loyalty
Kate
I don't understand. I'm your woman, you get killed, where's it leave me?
Doc Holliday
Without a meal ticket I suppose.
Kate
... You bastard.
Doc Holliday
I'm leaving now darling.
Kate
You bastard!
Doc Holliday
Have you no kind word to say to me before I ride away?
Doc Holliday
I calculate not.
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Trust and Betrayal in Uncertain Circumstances
Laura Newton
Did my father send you?
Scott
That's right.
Laura Newton
Why? Why? He wants me dead.
Scott
He sent me.
Laura Newton
One man.
Scott
One riot, one Ranger." You ever heard that?
Laura Newton
], King of Sparta... when a neighboring state would plead for military aid, would send one man.
[[Leonidas I|Leonidas]
Scott
Well, there you go.
Laura Newton
You ever hear that?
Scott
No. I think we went to different schools.
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Consequences of Recognition in Dangerous Situations
Burch
She dyed her hair. They see that red hair, what do they do, her hair grows out, when they see that red hair? Somebody recognizes her? What do they do when they realize who they took?
Scott
They kill her.
Burch
You're fuckin'-A right, they kill her.
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Contemplating the Effects of Gravity Change
Chris Knight
Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.
[to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down]
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The Power of Touch and Sensation
Virgil Adamson
The world is invisible to me - with my touch it comes alive. But only one thing at a time. But when it's raining, I feel everything at once. Sometimes, I wish it could rain inside rain all around us.
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Gratitude in Uncertain Circumstances
Laura Newton
Thank you.
Scott
For what?
Laura Newton
For coming for me.
Scott
Ah, what the hell.
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Unwavering Loyalty in Mission-Driven Context
Burch
What about if we had to go off the meter? I need a man, a man who can unquestioningly follow orders.
Scott
The door is closed sir.
Burch
I need to ask you to do something.
Scott
I am here to get the girl back, sir. And there is nothing I will not do to get the girl back.
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Introduction of August Christopher
Simon Templar
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named for ], who coined my favorite phrase, Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.
[[St. Augustine]
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Existence and Consciousness in The Doors
Jim Morrison
Hey! I am the Lizard King. I can do anything! Raise your hands if you understand! Alive, any of you alive—let's take a poll—how many of you know you're really alive?! BULLSHIT! Plastic soldiers in a miniature dirt war! C'mon! How many of you people know you're alive? How many of you people know you're really alive!
[numerous people raise their hands and yell]
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Critique of Conformity and Control
Jim Morrison
You're all a buncha fucking slaves!
[to audience]
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Identity and Legacy in Faith
Simon Templar
My name is ]. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith.
[[Thomas More]
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The Paradox of Wealth and Poverty
Simon Templar
My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a ] who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Ran off to live in the forest, in the nude.
[[w:Bruno of Cologne|Saint]
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Dreams and Uncommon Experiences Among Friends
Mitch
You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning...
Chris Knight
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch
No...
Chris Knight
Why am I the only one who has that dream?
Mitch
Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight
You've seen him too?
Mitch
Who is he?
Chris Knight
Hollyfeld.
Mitch
Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris Knight
Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch
To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris Knight
Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch
Yeah...
Chris Knight
Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
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The Essence of Rock and Roll Life
Jim Morrison
What's a rock and roll band for man, if you can't party all night and do bad things?
[to John]
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Invitation to a Collective Experience
Jim Morrison
Is everybody in?... Is everybody in?... Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin...
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Judgment and Hypocrisy in Human Nature
Montgomery
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgement ye judge, ye shall be judged. And with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam that is in thine own eye and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote of thy brother's eye. Neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet... and then, give not that which is holy unto the dogs.
[Gone insane. Imitating Dr. Moreau]
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Veterinarian or Doctor: A Question of Identity
Edward Douglas
Are you a doctor?
Montgomery
Well, I'm more of a vet.
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Reaching for the Horizon Beyond Our Grasp
Virgil Adamson
I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.
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Unnecessary Introductions in Tough Conversations
Curtis
My name's Curtis.
Scott
Do I need to know that? If I want camaraderie, I'll join the Masons.
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Friendship and Forgiveness in Adversity
Doc Holliday
Ed, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it. There. Now we can be friends again.
[Pulls his guns out of his holsters, initially in a threatening manner, then places them down on the poker table]
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Poet and Muse Connection
Jim Morrison
I'm the poet and you're my muse.
[to Pam]
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Dismissal of Presence
Doc Holliday
Oh, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now.
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Poker Skills and Witty Retorts
Ike Clanton
What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
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The Path to Becoming a Saint
Emma Russell
After all, you are my personal saint.
Simon Templar
You have to be a very good, and usually very dead person to become a saint. And more importantly, you need to work three miracles. Now, get to work.
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The Paradox of Cold Fusion and Happiness
Simon Templar
If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right.
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Doc Holliday Comments on Kate's Attire
Doc Holliday
Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
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Seeing Beyond Sight: A Personal Reflection
Virgil Adamson
Growing up blind - I had two dreams. One was to see. The other - to play for the New York Rangers. After the miracle of my short period of sight - I realize - I'd rather play for the Rangers. It's not that it was so awful - I saw many things - some good, some back some that I'm already forgetting. But I realized that our eyes aren't what make us see. We only live in darkness when we don't look - look at what is genuine about ourselves - genuine about others - you don't need eyes for that.
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A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Wyatt Earp
It's not your problem, Doc. You don't have to mix up in this.
Doc Holliday
That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me!
[Glares at Wyatt]
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A Tense Exchange of Commands
Jack Johnson
Nobody move!
Doc Holliday
Nonsense! By all means, move.
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Defiance in the Face of Consequences
Doc Holliday
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
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Confrontation Escalates Among the Earp and Ringo
Virgil Earp
What do you want, Ringo?
Johnny Ringo
I want your blood...and I want your souls. And I want em both right now.
Wyatt Earp
We don't want any more trouble.
Johnny Ringo
Well, you've got trouble! And it starts with you.
[points to Wyatt]
Wyatt Earp
I'm not gonna fight you, Ringo, there's no money in it. Sober up. C'mon boys.
[opens his coat, showing he's not armed; Earp brothers start to walk away]
Johnny Ringo
Wretched slugs. Don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?!
Doc Holliday
I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.
[steps forward, one gun in a shoulder holster in full view, holding his other behind his back]
Johnny Ringo
Alright, lunger, you go to hell. I'll put you outta your misery!
Doc Holliday
Say when!
Curly Bill
Johnny, don't!
Curly Bill
Don't mind him. He's just drunk, that's all.
[chuckles]
Johnny Ringo
No! I want them spitting blood!
Curly Bill
Easy, son, easy. Now ain't the time! I tell you, boys, even I'm worried what's going to happen once Ringo runs this outfit. God have mercy!
[Johnny staggers away and runs into some coffins at the funeral parlor, knocking them over]
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Acknowledging Personal Hypocrisy
Doc Holliday
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.
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Critique of Animal Rights Activism
Montgomery
Animal rights activists drove him out of the States. Got so bad, you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights.
[On Dr. Moreau]
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Authenticity in Expression and Appearance
Jim Morrison
I like a man who wears his soul on his face.
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The Challenge of Perception and Reality
Curtis
I saw the sign. Sir.
[draws the Picasso symbol on the hood of a car]
Scott
You saw the sign? You were up for a week. You coulda seen Jack Ruby. You don't know what you saw your first time out.
Curtis
Sir, I know what I saw.
Scott
You didn't see no sign baby, cause she wasn't there. The hardest thing, y'know what it is? It isn't going in the door, it's coming out. You ever come down offa drugs? The most powerful drug in the world is adrenaline. I told you everything I know. Stand down.
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Unexpected Encounters at a Funeral
Harmony's Dad
Do I know you?
Gay Perry
No. Just in town for the funeral.
Harmony's Dad
What do you want?
Gay Perry
Well, I was going to go to the zoo, but it was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal.
Harmony's Dad
Son of a... Who do you think you're talking to? I buried my daughter today!
Gay Perry
No. You buried her twenty years ago. Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
Harmony's Dad
Who are you? I loved my girl.
Harmony's Dad
You fucker! If I could get out of this bed...
Gay Perry
Yeah? Well, you can't.
Harmony's Dad
You bastard! Old man that can't defend himself. Big tough guy.
Gay Perry
Yeah, that's right. Big tough guy.
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The Soundscape of Rain and Space
Virgil Adamson
Listening - the rain - it brings out the contours of everything, gives life to a room I can't see. You hear it?...on the roof dripping down the walls on every side. On the right, on the drainpipe, it's drumming with a deeper, steadier sound - - like a timpani - echoing across the room - tells me the room is large - open. You feel it - in your chest? On the left, the rain says...a fire escape, with its own rhythm - ping - ping. Then listen - there...
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Madmartigan's Farewell to a Princess
Madmartigan
Goodbye, Sticks. If you really are a princess, take care of him.
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Understanding the Void Within Ringo
Wyatt Earp
What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday
A man like Ringo has a great empty hole through the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp
What does he need?
Doc Holliday
Revenge.
Wyatt Earp
For what?
Doc Holliday
Being born.
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Standards in Unconventional Requests
Chris Knight
No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight
Not right now.
Susan Decker
A girl's got to have her standards.
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Misunderstanding About Sleep and Its Effects
Gay Perry
Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry
Bad.
Gay Perry
Excuse me?
Harry
Sleep bad. Otherwise, it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Gay Perry
What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.
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The Underestimation of Hatred
Jim Morrison
Hatred is very underestimated emotion.
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Consequences of Good Intentions in Action
Curtis
I fucked up. I tried to help.
Scott
That's usually when people fuck up.
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Desire for Vision and Connection
Virgil Adamson
Amy. I want the chance to see. The chance to see Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, apples, raisins, a buffalo, a carburetor and the man in the moon. But I would give all that up - just to see this face.
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City, Woods, and Desert Reflections
Scott
In the city always a reflection, in the woods always a sound.
Curtis
What about the desert?
Scott
You don't wanna go in the desert.
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Imagination Shapes My Understanding of the World
Virgil Adamson
I may not have been a lot of places - but I read about things, then make an image up here --(points to his head)--that works for me.
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Confrontation Between Doc Holliday and Johnny Tyler
Doc Holliday
Why, Johnny Tyler! You madcap.
Johnny Tyler
...Doc?
[Freezes]
Doc Holliday
Where do you think you're going with that shotgun?
Johnny Tyler
...I-I didn't know you was back in town!
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A Growing Mining Camp's Aspirations
Doc Holliday
Way ahead of yourselves, aren't you, boys? This is just another mining camp.
Behan
Have you seen how everyone dresses? Awful tony for a mining camp. No, sir, the die is cast. We are growing. Be as big as San Francisco in a few years and just as sophisticated.
Doc Holliday
Very cosmopolitan.
[''smirking'']
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Defining Idiocy Through Humor and Sarcasm
Gay Perry
Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry
A picture of me?
Gay Perry
No! The definition of the word "idiot"! Which you fucking are!
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Facing the Serpent: Embracing Fear for Freedom
Jim Morrison
When the serpent appears, his head is ten feet long and five feet wide. He has one red eye and one green eye. He's deadly and he's seven miles long. As he moves—on his scales is written all the history of the world, all people, all actions, all of us our little pictures on the scales, God it's big! -- and it's eating as it moves all the time, devouring, digesting consciousness, power, a monster of energy! We must kiss the snake on the tongue, if it senses our fear, it will eat us instantly. But if we kiss it without fear, the snake will take us through the garden and out the gate. To our freedom -we must ride this snake. To the end of time.
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A Humorous Exchange on Christmas Apologies
Gay Perry
Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Harry
No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
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Love's Transformative Power in The Saint
Emma Russell
I see my angel for the first time. Know my purpose, feel my birth, Hear, at first faintly, then distinctly The sweet strains of our union. Our love heats up the cold universe And gives my tired, desperate hope A reason and season to be revealed.
[reading Simon's journal aloud]
Simon Templar
We, purified by our kisses, are eternally healed.
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The Cycle of Life and Entertainment
Jim Morrison
The movie will begin in five moments," the mindless voice announced. All those unseated will await the next show. We filed slowly, languidly into the hall. The auditorium was vast and silent. As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued, "The program for this evening is not new. You've seen this entertainment through and through. You've seen your birth, your life and death. You might recall all the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?
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The Ongoing Struggle Against Oppression
Hillary Flammond
I'm needed here. For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle.
Nick Rivers
No, Hillary. It is too dangerous for you in Germany, now.
Dr. Flammond
Yes, go with Nick. Don't worry about us. We will hear his music on the "Voice of America". We will hear it in the hearts of people, and in elevators everywhere. And as long as we do, we know we are not alone in our fight.
Nick Rivers
They're right, Hillary. And when we get to America...
Hillary Flammond
Who knows what will be then.
Nick Rivers
Everything will be fine.
Hillary Flammond
Things change, people change, hairstyles change...
Nick Rivers
I want you to be with me.
Hillary Flammond
Interest rates fluctuate. Who knows?
NIck Rivers
Don't you want to come with me? If you don't, say it now.
Hillary Flammond
Want! Want more than anything! Take me. Take me with you! Goodbye, Chocolate Mousse. I'll never forget you. Goodbye, Du Quois. Take care of yourself. Goodbye, Deja Vu. I will always remember you. And I'll miss you, most of all, Scarecrow.
[hugging her friends goodbye]
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The Burden of Freedom and Indifference
Jim Morrison
Well uh, it's designed to wear you down y'know... when that rap sheet says the "United States of America versus You" it takes you down day by day, specially when no one really gives a shit about, y'know, the First Amendment that's on trial here... Nobody says anything about that, it's just uh did you take your pants off y'know, I mean that's not what it's about, it's about freedom, that's what it's about... but who cares, right? Freedom exists in a schoolbook.
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A Cold and Its Effects
Nick Rivers
What's wrong with him?
Wagon Driver
Oh, he caught a cold last week and he's just a little hoarse.
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Identity and Self in Conversation
Emma Russell
You're not Martin.
Simon Templar
No.
Emma Russell
What is your name?
Simon Templar
I don't have a name.
Emma Russell
Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
Simon Templar
I don't have a home.
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Perceptions of Blindness and Surprise
Virgil Adamson
Of course, most people avoid the subject. You tell them you're blind and they act surprised. "You're blind? Really? I didn't know - you hide it so well." And then they wave their hand in front of your face just to make sure.
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Exploring Childhood Influences on Adult Relationships
Harry
What is it out here with these women?
Harmony
Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.
Harry
Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular... Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I bet you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.
Harmony
Denmark.
Harry
That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here! I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
Harmony
OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!
Gay Perry
See that? Obedient little bitches too.
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A Conversation on Intelligence and Self-Awareness
Harry
Do you think I'm stupid?
Gay Perry
I don't think you'd know how to feed yourself, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid.
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Names and Their Unusual Meanings
Nick Rivers
Hillary. That's an unusual name.
Hillary Flammond
It's German. It means she whose bosoms defy gravity'.
Nick Rivers
Pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Hillary Flammond
Nick? What does that mean?
Nick Rivers
Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.
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Madmartigan's Humor on Blackroot Benefits
Madmartigan
Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It puts hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks?
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Doc Holliday's Wry Observation
Doc Holliday
Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
[On his deathbed, he notices he has bare feet, despite saying he wanted to die with his boots on]
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Humor in a Service Dog's Performance
Virgil Adamson
Some seeing eye dog, more like sleeping eye dog.
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Reinventing Myths and Taking Back the Planet
Jim Morrison
We gotta take the planet back, reinvent the gods, make new myths.
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Defiance Against Critics
Jim Morrison
Maybe I should always fuck my critics.
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Madmartigan Offers to Turn the Tide
Madmartigan
Let me out of here, Airk. Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you.
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Tending to Wounds and Humor in Crisis
Emma Russell
I'm glad it stopped bleeding. You don't need stitches. We have to disinfect it though.
Simon Templar
You really are an angel.
Emma Russell
Mmm hmm. It's gonna hurt.
[soaking cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and approaching the cut with it]
Simon Templar
AHH! Ha ha...! sorry... I'm sorry... Are you alright?
[surprising Emma, laughing; serious, realizing it wasn't funny]
Emma Russell
Yeah...
Simon Templar
I-I should go.
Emma Russell
No... take off your pants.
Simon Templar
Pardon?
[beat]
Emma Russell
I mean your sweater. There's blood on it. I'll wash it.
[embarrassed]
Simon Templar
Very domestic. There's blood on your blouse as well. I'll wash it. Do you have any wine?
[unbuttons her blouse, revealing her hidden cold fusion notes. He tries to remove them, but she doesn't let him]
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Haunting Influence of Spirits on the Soul
Jim Morrison
The reaction I get now looking back is the soul of the ghosts of those dead Indians—maybe one or two of them were just running around freaking out and just leaped into my soul—and they're still there.
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Confronting Betrayal and Manipulation
Philip
Damn your sorceress soul! Keeping me like one of your snakes! I told you not! I told you not!
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The Essence of Music and Summer
Jim Morrison
The music was new black polished chrome and came over the summer like liquid night.
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A Moment of Uncertainty and Recognition
Ivan Tretiak
What?
Simon Templar
What?
Simon Templar
Don't look down. You know who I am?
Ivan Tretiak
No.
Simon Templar
I'm the thief you tried to cheat. And this is your accountant. Talk to him.
[Takes a phone; Gives phone to Tretiak]
Simon Templar
The phone goes the other way, you moron.
Ivan Tretiak
Hello, Tretiak speaking. That money to Zurich, send it now. I said now.Yeah.
[Returns phone to Simon]
Simon Templar
Thank you. You know what the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed.
[Walks away]
Ivan Tretiak
You son of the bitch.
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Reflections on Birth and Memory
Jim Morrison
Actually, I don't really remember being born. It musta happened during one of my blackouts.
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Embracing Individuality and Unconventionality
Jim Morrison
Where's your will to be weird man?
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Unexpected Confession Between Friends
Harry
Perry?
Gay Perry
Yeah?
Harry
I peed on it.
Gay Perry
What? You peed on what?
Harry
I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, ID from that?
Gay Perry
I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry
On the corpse. My question is...
Gay Perry
No, my question, I get to go first: Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
Harry
I didn't intend to! It's not like I did it for kicks!
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Consequences of Ignorance and Recklessness
Philip
A broken neck comes free, you fool!
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Reflections on Haircuts and Life's Mistakes
Jim Morrison
Some of the biggest mistakes in my life have been haircuts.
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A Moment of Clarity in Perception
Virgil Adamson
Just for a second I felt like I could see you - all of you.
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Desperation in Captivity
Madmartigan
Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.
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Friendship and Loyalty in Tough Times
Jack Johnson
Doc, you ought to be in bed. What the hell you doin this for, anyway?
Doc Holliday
Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Jack Johnson
Hell, I've got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday
I don't.
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The Burden of Expectations and Perception
Virgil Adamson
I was better off blind. People don't have these expectations of you you can't live up to. You're blind - fine - they deal with it.
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Confrontation Among Notorious Figures in Tombstone
Curly Bill
Wyatt Earp, huh? Heard of you.
Ike Clanton
Listen now, Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here, savvy?
Wyatt Earp
I'm retired.
Curly Bill
Good. That's real good.
Ike Clanton
Yeah, yeah, that's real good, law dog. Cause the law just don't go around here.
Wyatt Earp
Yeah, I heard you the first time. Winner to the king. $500.
[draws a card, to Curly Bill; Morgan pays Curly Bill out]
Curly Bill
Shut up, Ike.
Johnny Ringo
And you must be Doc Holliday.
[steps up to Doc]
Doc Holliday
That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo
You retired too?
Doc Holliday
Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo
Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate
You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp
He's drunk.
[to Ringo]
Doc Holliday
In vino veritas.
[When I drink, I say the truth]
Johnny Ringo
Age quod agis.
[Do what you do best]
Doc Holliday
Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
[I don't believe drinking is what I do best]
Johnny Ringo
Eventus stultorum magister.
[pats his gun; Fools must learn from experience]
Doc Holliday
In pace requiescat.
[smiles; It's your funeral]
Fred White
Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday
That's Latin, darlin'. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
[to Kate]
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Understanding Roles in Decision-Making
Curtis
They sending you in?
Scott
We'll leave that to our betters.
Curtis
Why don't you ask them?
Scott
Why would I want to know? I ain't a planner, I ain't a thinker. I never wanted to be. You got to set your motherfucker to receive. Listen to me. They don't go through the door, we don't ask why. That's not a cost, it's benefit. Because we get to travel light. They tell me where to go. Tell me what to do when I get there.
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Madmartigan's Warning About Hair Blocking Vision
Madmartigan
Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off.
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Identity and Humor in Relationships
Harry
Still gay?
Gay Perry
Me? No, I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.
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