The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - A Conversation About Personal Space
Inquisitive Stranger: [Watson is lying in the street in order to reconstruct a murder - a stranger stops and stares]
I say there, has something happened?
Dr. Watson:
Definitely. Would you mind moving back a few paces?
Inquisitive Stranger:
Eh, not at all.
Dr. Watson:
Thank you.
Inquisitive Stranger:
Perhaps I could find a doctor?
Dr. Watson:
I'm a doctor. What's the matter with you?
Inquisitive Stranger:
I'm all right. I was thinking of you.
Dr. Watson:
Why?
Inquisitive Stranger:
But... But, aren't you ill?
Dr. Watson:
Certainly not. I'm dead.
Inquisitive Stranger:
Well. I'm afraid I must be getting off.
Dr. Watson:
Don't let me detain you. Stupid fellow.
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