11 quotes
Kitchen Intercourse Complications Amidst Singing
Andrew
We can't have intercourse in the kitchen! There's a man in the next room singing The Lord's Prayer!
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A Humorous Exchange on Flying and Medicine
Maxwell
Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew
Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose.
Maxwell
You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew
Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell
He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew
Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell
But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew
I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.
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Trust and Fear in Dangerous Situations
Ariel
Andrew, we'll get killed!
Andrew
No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew... Trust me anyhow.
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Art Appreciation and Humorous Reactions
Leopold
I had the privilege of escorting Ariel through the Sistine Chapel for the first time in her life and explaining to her exactly why ]'s ceiling was indeed great.
[[Michelangelo]
Ariel
When ] first laid eyes on it, he fainted.
[[w:Raphael|Raphael]
Andrew
Had he eaten?
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Invention of a Fish Bone Apparatus
Leopold
So, you're an inventor, eh?
Andrew
Crackpot inventor.
Adrian
Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell em about that.
Andrew
It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish.
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A Doctor's Unusual Record of Success
Andrew
He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient! Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.
[about Maxwell]
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Confronting Truth and Deception
Andrew
I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?
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Belief in the Spirit World Discussed by Doctors
Maxwell
I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
Andrew
Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.
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The Paradox of Love and Sex
Andrew
Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.
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The Importance of Listening in Communication
Ariel
He taught me a lot...
[about Leopold]
Andrew
Like what?
Ariel
Like how to listen to ].
[[Mozart]
Andrew
With your ears, right?
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