Invention of a Fish Bone Apparatus
Leopold:
So, you're an inventor, eh?
Andrew:
Crackpot inventor.
Adrian:
Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell em about that.
Andrew:
It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish.
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Trust and Fear in Dangerous Situations
Ariel:
Andrew, we'll get killed!
Andrew:
No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew... Trust me anyhow.
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Belief in the Spirit World Discussed by Doctors
Maxwell:
I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
Andrew:
Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.
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Marriage Reflections in Uncertainty
Ariel:
How's your marriage?
Andrew:
My marriage is fine.
Ariel:
Yeah?
Andrew:
It's not working, but it's fine.
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The Importance of Listening in Communication
Ariel: [about Leopold]
He taught me a lot...
Andrew:
Like what?
Ariel: [[Mozart]
Like how to listen to ].
Andrew:
With your ears, right?
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Art Appreciation and Humorous Reactions
Leopold: [[Michelangelo]
I had the privilege of escorting Ariel through the Sistine Chapel for the first time in her life and explaining to her exactly why ]'s ceiling was indeed great.
Ariel: [[w:Raphael|Raphael]
When ] first laid eyes on it, he fainted.
Andrew:
Had he eaten?
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A Humorous Exchange on Flying and Medicine
Maxwell:
Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew:
Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose.
Maxwell:
You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew:
Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell:
He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew:
Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell:
But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew:
I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.
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Kitchen Intercourse Complications Amidst Singing
Andrew:
We can't have intercourse in the kitchen! There's a man in the next room singing The Lord's Prayer!
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The Paradox of Love and Sex
Andrew:
Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.
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A Doctor's Unusual Record of Success
Andrew: [about Maxwell]
He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient! Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.
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Confronting Truth and Deception
Andrew:
I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?
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