13 quotes
Negotiating Babysitting Rates
Chris
I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
Brad
If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour.
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Navigating Safety in an Unfamiliar Neighborhood
Chris
Sir, would you please take us to the next corner, and drop us off?
[to Joe Gipp]
Joe Gipp
In this neighborhood? Hey... I wouldn't even get out of the car in this neighborhood.
[chuckling]
Brad
Could you drop us off at the nearest mall?
Joe Gipp
A mall"? Where do y'all think we're at, Boise, Idaho? Shoo!
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Mistakes and Responsibilities in Babysitting Adventures
Chris
Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
Sarah
What about Brenda?
Brad
That was her parents mistake.
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Unexpected Visitor at the Door
Chris
Who was at the door?
Brad
Stray dog.
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Embracing Danger for Financial Gain
Daryl
Did you steal all of these cars?
Joe Gipp
Yeah. It gets me some good money.
Daryl
Isn't it kind of dangerous?
Joe Gipp
Hey, I like danger, all right?
Chris
You should try babysitting.
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Friendship Tensions and Relationship Struggles
Brad
You're such a loser.
[to Mike]
Daryl
Here we go again.
Brad
I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend, but you've got her, and you treat her like this?
Mike
Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.
Brad
I'd love to hit you. I'd love to pound on your face!
[grabs him by the collar]
Mike
Yeah? Go ahead.
Brad
But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.
Daryl
I will.
[kicks Mike in the rear, sending him crashing onto a table]
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Confusion Over a Name in Conversation
Daryl
Mike what?
Chris
Mike what" what?
[confused]
Brad
Mike what, what" -- what're we talking about?
[equally confused]
Daryl
What's his last name?
Chris
Todwell. Are you writing a book?
Daryl
Mike Todwell?! Do you know him?!
Brad
They go out.
[Shrugs at Daryl, who goes back to asking Chris more questions]
Daryl
He drives a red Camaro, right?
Chris
Oh gee, Daryl, are you a gearhead AND a sex fiend? Anyway, a lot of guys drive red Camaros.
[Brad snorts]
Daryl
Yeah, but do they all have the license plate... "SO COOL"?
[raises both thumbs in an exaggerated manner; Brad bursts out in laughter while Chris smiles]
Chris
That's Mike.
Daryl
He's the guy who beat me up last summer for touching his car, which I didn't do.
Brad
Oh, that was him?!
Daryl
That was him!
Chris
Mike wouldn't do that.
Daryl
Yes, he would.
Chris
No, he would not!
Daryl
Yes, he would; he DID! He kicked my ass! You wanna see the footprint?
Chris, Brad, Sarah
NO!
[firmly and in unison]
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Confrontation Between Babysitter and Gang Leader
Gang Leader
Don't...fuck...with the Lords of Hell.
Chris
Don't fuck with the babysitter!
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Unexpected Encounters in a New Neighborhood
Brenda
Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!
Old Man
Get out of my house!
[banging on telephone booth]
Brenda
You just moved!
[kicks out a small box and the guy's slippers]
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Threats and Frustrations in Babysitting
Chris
Now, boys. If either of you give me any grief over the next 60 minutes, I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.
Daryl
Raped?
Chris
I'm too old for this crap.
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Unexpected Compliments Amidst Loneliness
College Girl
I'm so lonely!
Daryl
How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
College Girl
That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me!
Daryl
Really?
College Girl
Want to go to bed?
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Chaos in the Car: A Teen Debate
Daryl
The chick is losing it.
Chris
I am not!
Sarah
You guys want some candy?
[to Daryl and Brad]
Chris
Brad, no chocolate! Your acne! Sara. It is time for your cough syrup. Daryl, fasten the seat belt!
Sarah
She's definitely losing it.
Chris
I am not losing anything, I am still in control here! Got it?!
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Babysitting Blues Sung by the Characters
Chris
♪ I've got the... babysitting blues. ♪
Sarah, Brad, Daryl
♪ Baby, baby. ♪
Chris
♪ Babysitting blues. ♪
Sarah, Brad, Daryl
♪ Baby, baby. ♪
Chris
♪ Babysitting blues. ♪
Albert Collins
♪ Now, there're nights ♪
Chris
♪ You swear you were born to lose. Yeah! ♪
Albert Collins
♪ Like tonight. ♪
Chris, Albert Collins
♪ And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes. ♪
Albert Collins
♪ Some guys are out to get em. And the girl's probably dead. She ain't got a nickel. ♪
Sarah, Brad, Daryl
♪ And we should be in bed! ♪
Albert Collins
♪ And you're outta luck. ♪
Chris
♪ Out of luck watching these guys. I've got the...babysitting blues. ♪
Everybody
♪ Baby, baby. ♪
Chris
♪ Babysitting blues. ♪
Everybody
♪ Baby, baby. ♪
Chris
♪ Babysitting bluuues. ♪
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