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American Pie 2 Quotes

"This summer it's all about sticking together."

R 2001 · 1h 51m
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American Pie 2
The Concept of Friendly Hello Sex
Jim Levenstein But we never even had friendly hello sex.
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Unexpected Bathroom Incident Involves Stifler
Officer Where's Steve Stifler?
Stifler I got peed on.
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Jim Levenstein Introduces Himself Humorously
Jim Levenstein My name is Petey, and I have gigantic balls!
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Stifler's Observation on Underwear Design
Steve Stifler Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!
[When walking past a girl in a short skirt before a lecture]
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Stifler's Take on Love and Relationships
Steve Stifler Stif-meister's palace of love--uh, straight love.
[answers the phone after awkward situation with Jim and Finch]
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Stifler's Frustration with Female Attention
Steve Stifler Where are the fuckin females? Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
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Stifler's Embrace of Unconventional Fun
Steve Stifler Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
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A Father's Unfiltered Observation on Adolescence
Jim's Dad My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis. , but that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis, or maybe you do.
[Stands up to the women]
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Accidental Super Glue Mishap
Jim Levenstein I kind of super-glued myself to, uh, myself.
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A Father's Awkward Introduction at a Gathering
Jim's Dad Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
[to parents of girl they caught in bed with Jim]
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Embracing spontaneity and carefree attitude
Steve Stifler Shake this!
[Grabbing his crotch]
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Stifler's Excited Return to Grand Harbor
Steve Stifler Oh, yeah! The Stif-meister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Stifler's Enthusiasm for a Warm Bath
Steve Stifler That's it, bathe the Stifmeister. Ohhh, Ohhhh that's GREAT! How'd you get it so nice and warm? Oh, I can taste the bubbles! Actually, I can't.
[Thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony]
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Skepticism About Women's Sexual History
Steve Stifler When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?
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Reflection on Past Relationships and Reputation
Jim's Dad Ah, yes, the one that got away.
Jim Yeah.
Jim's Dad Yeah. Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. Oh, I didn't see it. It, uh, was brought up at a PTA meeting.
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Comment on Mrs. Stifler's Attractiveness
Officer 1 This is the Stifler house, isn't it? You ever see Mrs. Stifler?
Officer 2 Jeez, what a MILF.
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Stifler's Regret After Kissing Jim
Steve Stifler Oh God, I kissed Jim.
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Stifler's Bold and Crude Statement
Steve Stifler Eat shit, Shit break'.
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An Awkward Memory Shared
Michelle Flaherty This one time--um, here.
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Jim's Surprising Observation on Flutes
Jim Levenstein That's a lot of flutes.
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Summer Changes and Missing Friends
Kevin My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.
Finch How did you do that magic you did?
[talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom]
Trucker Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!
Danielle Johnny West is missing.
[Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed]
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Advice on Authenticity from a Father Figure
Jim's Dad Hey. Keep it real, homies.
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Stifler's Frustration with Female Presence
Steve Stifler Where are the fucking females?
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Encouragement to take action
Steve Stifler Whack away, Jim. Whack away.
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Stifler's Warning About the Ficus
Steve Stifler Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus.
[after Finch describes watering a ficus as a "pure tantric moment"]
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A Bold Challenge from Stifler
Steve Stifler Finch, fist yourself!
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Stifler's Confusion About Tantric Practices
Steve Stifler Tantric, what the fuck is Tantric?
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Expectations and Experiences in Relationships
Jim Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.
Finch Rump roast...
Oz What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia!
Jim Ah, yes, you would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch and then ditched me after prom.
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Glued Hands Lead to Comedic Chaos
Deputy Hands where we can see em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, goddamn it!
[Jim raises his left hand with the porn tape glued to it]
Jim I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued. Sorry.
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Emergency Inquiry in American Pie 2
Male EMT Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?
[when Stifler jumps onto the ambulance where Jim is being treated]
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Navigating New Experiences and First Times
Jim Levenstein This is my first time, uh, si-since my first time.
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Unexpected Exclamation in American Pie 2
Michelle Flaherty Jim?! holy potatoes!
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