25 quotes
Nostalgic Music Reference in American Reunion
Kara's Mom
Remember this song?
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Stifler's Humorous Take on Workplace Expectations
Stifler
Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.
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Unexpected Revelations in Friendships
Stifler
Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
Jim's Dad
The name's Noah, motherfucker!
[drunk]
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Unexpected Reactions at a Party Cooler
Stifler
I'm shitting in their cooler.
[whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler]
Jim Levenstein
I'm going to throw up.
[gagging]
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Nostalgic Band Camp Memories Recalled
Michelle
Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's hairy wet pussies...
Selena
Yes, yes. I remember.
[interrupts Michelle]
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Reflection on Youthful Behavior and Maturity
Kevin
Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch
Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Stifler
Check it out. Vagina shark.
Finch
I take that back.
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Stifler's Provocative Reminder to a Friend
Steve Stifler
Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin.
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A Clash of Nicknames and Ego
AJ
Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Stifler
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Stifler's Unconventional Morning Greeting
Steve Stifler
Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!
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Stifler's Reaction to Finch's Mom
Steve Stifler
Oh, Finch's mom!
[repeated line]
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Naming Choices and Relationship Advice
Sherman
At least I got to keep little Furlong.
[talking about his divorce]
Stifler
You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?
Sherman
Yes I did. You know why? Because ] is still the greatest film ever made.
[[Terminator 2]
Stifler
Dude, you need to get banged bad.
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Reconnecting with the Past: Unexpected Encounters
Kara
Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein
Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara
It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein
I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara
Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein
18, wow.
Kara
You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein
Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara
Please I want you to cum so bad.
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Unexpected Autocomplete Surprises During Online Shopping
Michelle Levenstein
Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up.
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Self-Worth and Doubt in Stifler's Perspective
Steve Stifler
I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron.
[after punching Dr. Ron out]
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Unexpected Encounter with a Hairbrush
Stifler's Mom
I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.
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Consequences of a Jet Ski Mishap
Kevin
You destroyed their Jet Skis.
Stifler
They splashed us, so...
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A Tense Exchange About Family Matters
Finch
How is your mother, Stifler?
Stifler
You stay away from my mom, Shitbreak!
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Defending Marriage Against Inappropriate Advances
Michelle Levenstein
Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!
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Class of 99 Stands Strong
Kevin Myers
Don't mess with the class of 99, bitch!
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A Reunion Celebration with Unexpected Plans
Jim's Dad
It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Stifler
You know what? I'm gonna get you fucked up.
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A Repeated Query on "Milf
MILF Guy #1
Milf?
MILF Guy #2
Milf...?
MILF Guy #1
Milf!
MILF Guy #2
Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2
Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!
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Nostalgia at Stifler's Party
Jim Levenstein
Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle
Yes. Yes I did.
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Advice on Delicate Situations
Jim's Dad
Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.
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Complimenting a Friend's Physical Appearance
MILF Guy #2
Dude, you have an amazing body!
[after seeing Oz rip his undershirt]
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Confrontation Over Personal Style Choices
Mia
What's with you jacking my style, bitch?
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