Unexpected Reactions at a Party Cooler
Stifler: [whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler]
I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein: [gagging]
I'm going to throw up.
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Complimenting a Friend's Physical Appearance
MILF Guy #2: [after seeing Oz rip his undershirt]
Dude, you have an amazing body!
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Naming Choices and Relationship Advice
Sherman: [talking about his divorce]
At least I got to keep little Furlong.
Stifler:
You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?
Sherman: [[Terminator 2]
Yes I did. You know why? Because ] is still the greatest film ever made.
Stifler:
Dude, you need to get banged bad.
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Nostalgic Music Reference in American Reunion
Kara's Mom:
Remember this song?
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Confrontation Over Personal Style Choices
Mia:
What's with you jacking my style, bitch?
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Stifler's Humorous Take on Workplace Expectations
Stifler:
Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.
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A Clash of Nicknames and Ego
AJ:
Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Stifler:
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Unexpected Revelations in Friendships
Stifler:
Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
Jim's Dad: [drunk]
The name's Noah, motherfucker!
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Consequences of a Jet Ski Mishap
Kevin:
You destroyed their Jet Skis.
Stifler:
They splashed us, so...
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Reconnecting with the Past: Unexpected Encounters
Kara:
Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein:
Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara:
It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein:
I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara:
Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein:
18, wow.
Kara:
You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein:
Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara:
Please I want you to cum so bad.
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A Repeated Query on "Milf
MILF Guy #1:
Milf?
MILF Guy #2:
Milf...?
MILF Guy #1:
Milf!
MILF Guy #2:
Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2:
Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!
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Advice on Delicate Situations
Jim's Dad:
Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.
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A Reunion Celebration with Unexpected Plans
Jim's Dad:
It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Stifler:
You know what? I'm gonna get you fucked up.
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Nostalgia at Stifler's Party
Jim Levenstein:
Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle:
Yes. Yes I did.
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Nostalgic Band Camp Memories Recalled
Michelle:
Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's hairy wet pussies...
Selena: [interrupts Michelle]
Yes, yes. I remember.
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A Tense Exchange About Family Matters
Finch:
How is your mother, Stifler?
Stifler:
You stay away from my mom, Shitbreak!
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Reflection on Youthful Behavior and Maturity
Kevin:
Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch:
Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Stifler:
Check it out. Vagina shark.
Finch:
I take that back.
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Unexpected Encounter with a Hairbrush
Stifler's Mom:
I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.
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Stifler's Provocative Reminder to a Friend
Steve Stifler:
Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin.
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Stifler's Unconventional Morning Greeting
Steve Stifler:
Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!
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Stifler's Reaction to Finch's Mom
Steve Stifler: [repeated line]
Oh, Finch's mom!
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Self-Worth and Doubt in Stifler's Perspective
Steve Stifler: [after punching Dr. Ron out]
I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron.
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Class of 99 Stands Strong
Kevin Myers:
Don't mess with the class of 99, bitch!
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Defending Marriage Against Inappropriate Advances
Michelle Levenstein:
Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!
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Unexpected Autocomplete Surprises During Online Shopping
Michelle Levenstein:
Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up.
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