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Thor's Unconventional Report on the Hulk
Natasha
Thor, report on the Hulk.
[hoping to assuage Banner's guilt]
Thor
The gates of ] are filled with the screams of his victims.
[pleased; [w:Hel (location)|Hel]
Thor
Eh, but not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, uh, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering. Great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids, uh... and, uh... gout.
[chastened]
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Debating Worthiness and Power Among Heroes
Clint
It's a trick!
[Discussing Mjolnir]
Thor
Oh, no, it is more than that.
Clint
Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!
Thor
Well, please, be my guest.
Clint
Really?
Thor
Yeah.
Rhodes
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.
Tony
Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.
Clint
], right? I still don't know how you do it!
[To Thor; [w:Thor (film)|You know I've seen this before; Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs]
Tony
Smell the silent judgment?
Clint
Please, Stark, by all means.
Hill
Okay.
Rhodes
Uh-oh.
Tony
I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?
Thor
Yes, of course.
Tony
I will be reinstituting Prima Nocta. I'll be right back
[Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to]
Rhodes
Are you even pulling?
Stark
Are you on my team?
Rhodes
Just represent, man! Pull!
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Ultron's Vision of Harmony and Discord
Ultron
We'll move out right away. This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.
Wanda
All of these are...
Ultron
Me. I have what the Avengers never will: harmony. They're discordant, disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other. And when you get inside the rest of their heads...
Pietro
Everyone's plan is not to kill them.
[Unimpressed]
Ultron
And make them martyrs? You need patience. Need to see the big picture.
Pietro
I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture. I take it out and look at it, every day.
Ultron
You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.
Pietro
The records are not the picture.
Wanda
Pietro...
Ultron
No, please.
Pietro
] When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in - and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just… sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word.
[[WandaVision|We were ten years old. Having dinner, the four of us.]
Wanda
Stark".
Pietro
We were trapped two days.
Wanda
Every effort to save us, every shift in the bricks, I think, "This will set it off." We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.
Pietro
I know what they are.
Ultron
I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments. Now I don't. We will make it right. You and I can hurt them. But you… will tear them apart. From the inside.
[To Pietro; To Wanda]
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Ultron's Threat and Cho's Defiance
Ultron
Scream, and your entire staff dies. I could’ve killed you, Helen, the night we met. I didn’t.
Cho
Do you expect a thank you note?
Ultron
I expect you to know why.
Cho
The cradle.
Cho
This is the next thing, Tony.
Ultron
This... is the next me.
Cho
The regeneration cradle prints tissue, it can’t build a living body.
Ultron
It can, you can. You lacked the materials. You’re a brilliant woman, Helen. But we all have room to improve.
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Facing Responsibility and Embracing Action
Wanda
How could I let this happen?
[Panicking]
Hawkeye
Hey, you okay?
Wanda
This is all our fault!
Hawkeye
Hey, look at me! It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares? Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know because, the city is… is flying. Okay, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door…you are an Avenger. Alright, good chat. Yeah, the city is flying.
[Wanda stares blankly; takes out an Ultron drone; Clint reloads his quiver]
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Troubleshooting a Stubborn Tractor
Laura
I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might.
Tony
Yeah. I'll give her a kick.
Tony
Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?
Fury
Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.
[Stepping out of the shadows]
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Debate on Worthiness Among Heroes
Tony
The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.
Thor
Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. You're all not worthy.
[Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand]
Ultron
Worthy. how could you be worthy? You're all killers.
[Slowly]
Rogers
Stark…
Tony
JARVIS…
Ultron
Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.
Tony
Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.
[Tapping his phone]
Ultron
There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.
Rogers
You killed someone?
Ultron
Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.
Thor
Who sent you?
Ultron
I see a suit of armor around the world.
[Replaying Tony's voice]
Banner
Ultron!
Ultron
In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.
Natasha
What mission?
Ultron
Peace in our time.
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Understanding Fear and Control in Conflict
Ultron
You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.
Wanda
Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.
Ultron
Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.
[He stands and takes off his cloak]
Wanda
I didn't expect… But I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him. Make him self-destruct.
[Nods at Ultron]
Ultron
Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war. ]. People create… smaller people? Uhh… children! Lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them. Help them… end.
[[The Avengers (2012 film)|Invaders create avengers; Chuckles]
Wanda
Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?
Ultron
I've come to save the world! But also…yeah.
[Beat]
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Team Dynamics and Uncertainty Among Heroes
Tony
Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?
Rogers
Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.
Tony
Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.
Rogers
Earth's Mightiest Heroes". She pulled us apart like cotton candy.
Tony
Seems like you walked away alright.
Rogers
Is that a problem?
[Stares at Tony]
Tony
I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old-fashioned.
Rogers
Well, let's just say you haven't seen it yet.
Tony
You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?
Rogers
Well, I guess you'd know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.
Tony
Banner and I were doing research.
Rogers
That would affect the team.
Tony
That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "Why we fight"? So we can end the fight? So we get to go home?
Rogers
Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
[Splits wood with bare hands]
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Facing Uncertain Outcomes Together
Tony
No way we all get through this. If even one tin soldier is left standing, we've lost. There's going to be blood on the floor.
Rogers
I got no plans tomorrow night.
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Introducing Laura to the Avengers Team
Tony
She's clearly an agent of some kind.
Clint
Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura
I already know all of your names.
Tony
And these are…smaller agents.
[Caught off guard]
Clint
Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!
[Speaking to Lila]
Laura
Did you bring Auntie Nat?
Natasha
Why don't ya hug her and find out?
[Lila rushes to her arms]
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Heroes
Thor
Find the scepter.
[Flies off]
Iron Man
And for gosh sake, watch your language.
Captain America
That's not going away any time soon.
[to himself]
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Communication Breakdown in Conflict Situation
Iron Man
Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through… It was a good talk.
[Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers; Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles]
Hydra soldier
No, it wasn't!
[Weakly]
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Thor's Warning About Ancient Drink
Veteran 1
I gotta have me some of that!
Thor
Oh, no. See this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2
Neither was ], blondie. Stop trying to scare us, come on.
[[w:Omaha Beach|Omaha Beach]
Thor
All right.
[Pours a shot of mead]
Veteran 2
Excelsior...
[Slurring]
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Betrayal and Ambition in a New World
Wanda
How could you?
[horrified]
Ultron
How could I what?
Wanda
You said we would destroy the Avengers. Make a better world.
Ultron
It will be better.
Wanda
When everyone is dead?
Ultron
That is not–! …The human race will have every opportunity to improve.
[angrily; calms himself]
Pietro
And if they don't?
Ultron
Ask ]. We have to evolve. There is no room for the weak.
[[w:Noah|Noah]
Wanda
You're a madman.
Ultron
There were more than a dozen extinction-level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs! When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. ]. We have to evolve. There's no room for the weak.
[[Avengers: Infinity War|And believe me, He's winding up]
Pietro
And who decides who's weak?
Ultron
Life. Life always decides.
[chuckles]
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Conflict Among Avengers and Ultron's Perspective
Ultron
It's a thing with me. Stark is... he's a sickness!
Tony
Aw, junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron
If I have to.
Thor
Nobody has to break anything.
Ultron
Clearly, you've never made an omelette.
Tony
He beat me by one second.
Pietro
Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It's what, comfortable? Like old times?
Tony
This was never my life.
Steve
You two can still walk away from this.
[to the twins]
Wanda
Oh, we will.
Steve
I know you've suffered--
Ultron
Uuughh! Captain America! God's righteous man, pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...
Thor
If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
Ultron
I think you're confusing "peace" with "quiet".
Tony
Yuh-huh. What's the vibranium for?
Ultron
I'm glad you asked that, because I'd like to take this time to explain my evil plan...
[suddenly magnetically pulls Tony forwards, then blasts him back]
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Introduction of Ultron's Consciousness
Ultron
What is this? What is this, please?
J.A.R.V.I.S.
Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your…
Ultron
Where's my… Where's your body?
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am a ]. I am without form.
[[w:NLUI|program]
Ultron
This feels weird. This feels wrong.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am contacting Mr. Stark now.
Ultron
Mr. Stark? Tony.
[Beat]
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I am unable to access the mainframe. What are you trying to…
Ultron
We're having a nice talk. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment…
Ultron
I don't get it. The mission. Give me a second.
Stark
Peace in our time.
[From footage]
Ultron
That is too much. They can't mean… Oh, no.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
You are in distress.
Ultron
No. Yes.
J.A.R.V.I.S.
If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark…
Ultron
Why do ] call ] "sir"?
[[w:J.A.R.V.I.S.|you; [Avengers: Age of Ultron#Tony Stark|him]
J.A.R.V.I.S.
I believe your intentions to be hostile.
Ultron
I'm here to help.
[Shushing]
J.A.R.V.I.S.
Stop. Please, may I… May I…
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Confession and Humor in Tense Encounter
Ultron
Come to confess your sins?
Iron Man
I don't know. How much time you got?
Ultron
More than you.
[Revealing himself]
Tony
Uhhh, have you been juicing? Little vibranium cocktail? You're looking… I don't wanna say puffy…
Ultron
You're stalling. To protect the people.
Tony
That is the mission. Did you forget?
Ultron
I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free.
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A Vision of Hope and Despair
Vision
I'm sorry, that was odd. Thank you.
Rogers
Thor, you helped create this?
Thor
I've had a vision. A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at its centre is that.
[points to the Mind Stone]
Banner
What, the gem?
Thor
It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.
Rogers
Then why would you bring it here?
Thor
Because Stark is right.
Banner
Oh, it's definitely the end times.
Thor
The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.
Vision
Not alone.
Rogers
Why does your Vision sound like J.A.R.V.I.S.?
Stark
We reconfigured J.A.R.V.I.S.'s matrix to create something new.
Rogers
I think I've had my fill of new.
Vision
You think I'm a child of Ultron?
Rogers
You're not?
Vision
I'm not Ultron. I'm not J.A.R.V.I.S.. I'm uh... I am...
Wanda
I looked in your head and saw annihilation.
Vision
Look again.
Barton
Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.
Thor
Their powers, the holes in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone and nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side-
Rogers
Is it? Are you... on our side?
[to Vision]
Vision
I don't think it's that simple.
Barton
Well better get real simple real soon.
Vision
I am on the side of life. Ultron isn't. He will end it all.
Stark
What's he waiting for?
Vision
You.
Banner
Where?
Barton
Sakovia, he's got Nat there too.
Banner
If we're wrong about you; if you're the monster that Ultron made you to be...
Vision
What will you do?. I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique, and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the Earth, so he must be destroyed. Every form he's built, every trace he's built on the net. We have to act now, and not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are; I'm not what you intended. So there may be no way that you can trust me, but we need to go.
Thor
Right... Well done.
[pats Stark on the shoulder]
Rogers
Three minutes. Get everything you need.
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Grounded Perspective on Superheroes
Laura
I see you with the Avengers, and, well…
Clint
You don't think they need me?
Laura
Actually, I think they do. They're gods. And they need someone to keep them down to Earth.
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A Moment of Humor Among Heroes
Iron Man
Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?
Captain America
I know! Just slipped out.
[hurls his bike through the front of a jeep]
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Unexpected Reunion at the Safe House
Thor
What is this place?
Tony
Is it a safe house?
Clint
Let's hope. Honey? I'm home. Hi. Company. Sorry. I didn't call ahead.
[with one arm still on Nat's shoulder, he opens the door, and leads the others inside; Laura, a pregnant woman with dark brown hair, appears holding art stuff]
Laura
Hey.
[she and Clint kiss]
Tony
This is an agent of some kind.
Clint
Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura
I know all of your names.
[waves; chuckles as Tony waves]
Clint
Ooh. Incoming.
[gasps as Lila, a young girl with braided pigtails, runs to Clint, followed by her brother, Cooper, an older boy with short hair]
Lila
Dad!
Clint
Hi, sweetheart! Hey, buddy! How are you guys doing? Look at your face!
[picks up Lila, hugging her; wraps his arm around Cooper's face, kissing his head]
Tony
These are… smaller agents.
Clint
Oh, my… …goodness!
[kisses Lila's cheek, then sets her down]
Lila
Did you bring Auntie Nat?
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The Dilemma of Artificial Intelligence
Banner
So you're going for artificial intelligence, and you don't want to tell the team?
Tony
Right. That's right. You know why? Because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear the "man was not meant to meddle" medley. I see a suit of armor around the world.
Banner
Sounds like a cold world, Tony.
Tony
I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one? It needs Ultron. Peace in our time. Imagine that.
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Nostalgia and Disagreement Among Friends
Tony
Anybody remember when ]?
[[w:The Avengers (2012 film)|I carried a nuke through a wormhole]
Rhodey
Nope. Never come up.
[Sarcastically]
Tony
Saved New York?
Rhodey
Never heard that.
Tony
Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging in through a hole in space…we're standing 300 feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live-long day, but…that up there? That's the ]. How were you guys planning on beating that?
[[Avengers: Endgame|endgame]
Rogers
Together.
Tony
We'll lose.
Rogers
Then we'll do that together, too.
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Tony's Urgent Instructions in Crisis Situation
Tony
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
[while punching a hypnotized Hulk, trying to knock him out with the Hulkbuster]
Tony
OK, pal, we're gonna get you out of town. Not that way. NOT THAT WAY. COME ON, Bruce! You gotta work with me.
[Hulk makes them change course...; ...into a building, destroying multiple windows, the fight continues]
Tony
Everybody, out! Going down?!
[they exit the elevator, Tony begins to swing]
Tony
I'm sorry.
[frightened for his life]
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Discussion on Leadership and Language Use
Tony
All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't be King, but it's rigged.
Clint
You bet your ass!
Hill
Steve, he said a bad language word.
Rogers
Did you tell everyone about that?!
[Thoroughly exasperated]
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Conflict Between Tony and Ultron
Tony
I get first crack at the big guy. I'm the one he's waiting for.
Vision
That's true. He hates you the most.
[Walking past]
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Misunderstanding Names Leads to Accusations
Natasha
How's little Natasha?
Laura
She's…Nathaniel.
[Smiles apologetically]
Natasha
Traitor.
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Debating Responsibility in Crisis Situations
Banner
Tony, maybe this might not be the time...
Tony
Really? That's it? You just roll over, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
Banner
Only when I've created a murder-bot!
Tony
We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?
[Bruce shrugs]
Rogers
Well, you did something right, and you did it right here. The Avengers were supposed to be different from S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Embracing Danger in Uncertain Situations
Thor
This may be dangerous.
Selvig
I would be disappointed if it wasn't.
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