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AVP: Alien vs. Predator Quotes

"Whoever wins... we lose."

PG-13 2004 · 1h 41m
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29 quotes
Choosing Sides in a Dangerous Conflict
Sebastian de Rosa The animals being hunted don't arm the hunters!
Alexa Lex Woods They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war. It's time to pick a side.
Sebastian de Rosa We are on our side!
Alexa Lex Woods We have to consider the possibility that we might not make it out of here.
Alliances in Unlikely Circumstances
Sebastian de Rosa The enemy of my enemy... is my friend.
Alexa Lex Woods Let's go find our friend.
[pyramid starts to reconfigure]
Hope for Total Destruction
Alexa Lex Woods It's a bomb. Well, I hope it kills every fucking one of them!
[Scar shows Alexa that he is activating the bomb in his wrist panel]
Naming the Sacrificial Chamber
Adele Rousseau What did you say this room was called?
Thomas Parks Sacrificial chamber.
A Commitment to Survival in Crisis
Alexa Lex Woods I'm not going to leave you to die down here!
Charles Bishop Weyland You didn't.
Caution: Potential Danger from Creatures
Alexa Lex Woods Careful. They bite.
[while exploring the abandoned whaling station, Miller is startled by a penguin]
Experts Called to Identify Mysterious Objects
Graeme Miller Any idea what these are?
Sebastian de Rosa No, you?
Graeme Miller No.
Maxwell Stafford It's a good thing we brought the experts.
Graeme Miller Well, yeah, it is a good thing, cos this is like finding Moses DVD collection.
The Inevitable Loss of Humanity
Taglines Whoever wins... We lose
Location of Bouvetøya Island Revealed
Alexa Lex Woods Where exactly on the ice is this?
Charles Bishop Weyland Bouvetøya Island. But it's not on the ice. It's 2,000 feet below it.
Determination to Survive in Dire Circumstances
Mark Verheiden We're never getting out of this place.
[Pyramid has reconfigured and Verheiden and Miller are cut off from the rest]
Graeme Miller You got any children?
Mark Verheiden A son.
Graeme Miller Yeah, I've got two. That means we do not have the luxury of quitting. We're gonna make it out of here. We're surviving this if I have to carry you the whole way.
The Value of an Unlikely Find
Alexa Lex Woods What's with the bottle cap?
Sebastian de Rosa What?
Alexa Lex Woods What's with the bottle cap?
Sebastian de Rosa Oh. This is a valuable archaeological find.
Understanding Ritual Sacrifice and Its Implications
Adele Rousseau What happened here?
Thomas Parks It's common in ritual sacrifice to take the heart of the victim.
[Nodding head]
Adele Rousseau That's nice.
Adele Rousseau But that's not where your heart is. Besides it looks like the bones were bent straight out.
Adele Rousseau Something broke out of this body.
Language Barrier in a Fearful Situation
Alexa Lex Woods How do you say "scared shitless" in Italian?
Sebastian de Rosa Non vedo l'ora di uscire da questa piramide con te, perchè mi sto cagando adosso. More or less.
The Importance of Preparedness and Safety
Alexa Lex Woods Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
[Rousseau is loading a pistol]
Adele Rousseau I don't plan on using it.
Alexa Lex Woods Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one.
Confronting an Unpleasant Adversary
Alexa Lex Woods You are one ugly mother...
[to an Alien]
Team Rallying Before the Challenge
Alexa Lex Woods Everybody, listen up! Gather round.
Sebastian de Rosa I told you she'd stay.
Graeme Miller Told you she'd stay. She can't resist my animal magnetism.
[towards Sebastian]
Rituals of Maturity in Alien Culture
Sebastian de Rosa I think this is a manhood ritual. The humanoid ones, they've been sent here to prove that they're worthy to become adults.
Alexa Lex Woods You're saying, they're, what, teenagers?
Acknowledging the Deception of the Situation
Sebastian de Rosa This whole thing was a trap.
Pyramid Discovery by Charles Bishop Weyland
Charles Bishop Weyland My experts tell me this is a pyramid.
[shows a 3D image of the pyramid]
Alliances in Adversity
Taglines The Enemy of My Enemy is my Friend
Unexpected Moments on a Helicopter Journey
Jack the helicopter pilot Just past the P.S.R.
[flying over the ocean towards Antarctica]
Alexa Lex Woods Thanks, Jack!
Graeme Miller Oh, damn! I wish I got a picture.
Alexa Lex Woods Of what?
Graeme Miller Uh, the P.S.R. I wish he'd call it out before we passed it.
Alexa Lex Woods The P.S.R. is the "point of safe return". It means we've used up half our fuel so we can't turn back.
[laughing]
Graeme Miller Right, but if something went wrong, we could uh... land presumably.
Alexa Lex Woods We could ditch.
Graeme Miller Yeah, ditch.
Alexa Lex Woods But the temperature of the water would kill us in three minutes.
A Warning Against Betrayal
Charles Bishop Weyland Don't turn your back on me!
[to the Predator]
The Cost of Life and Legacy
Alexa Lex Woods There's no room for sick men on this expedition.
[Lex discovers Weyland with his respirator]
Charles Bishop Weyland My doctors tell me the worst is behind me.
Alexa Lex Woods You're not a very good liar, Mr. Weyland. Stay on the ship. We'll update you at the top of every hour.
Charles Bishop Weyland You know, when you get sick, you think about your life and how you're going to be remembered. You know what I realized would happen when I go? A ten percent fall in share prices. Maybe twelve. And that's it.
Alexa Lex Woods I've heard this speech before. My dad broke his leg seven hundred feet from the summit of Mount Ranier. He was like you. He wouldn't go back or let us stop. We reached the top and he opened a bottle of champagne... Had my first drink with my dad at 14,400 feet. On the way down, he developed a blood clot in his leg that traveled to his lung. He suffered for four hours before dying twenty minutes from the base.
Charles Bishop Weyland You think that's the last thing your dad remembers? The pain? Or drinking champagne with his daughter fourteen thousand feet in the air? I need this.
[pause]
Confrontation Between Technician and Mark Verheiden
Technician Hey. Hey, hey, come here, take a look at this.
Mark Verheiden You want a piece of me, you ugly son of a bitch!
[to the Alien]
Teamwork and Responsibility in Crisis Situations
Alexa Lex Woods We're gonna round up the rest of the team and get to the surface. Let's move! What are you doing?
[Stafford and Verheiden open their cases and pull out machine guns]
Maxwell Stafford My job. Yours is over.
Alexa Lex Woods My job is over when everyone is back on the boat safely. And that gun doesn't change anything.
Conflict Over Earth: A Battle for Survival
Taglines It's our planet... It's their war
The Meaning of La Luna del Cacciatore
Sebastian de Rosa When I was a kid growing up in Italy, you know what they call a moon that big? La luna del cacciatore.
[in Italian]
Alexa Lex Woods La luna del cacciatore.
[repeats]
Sebastian de Rosa Brava!
[in Italian]
Alexa Lex Woods What's that?
Sebastian de Rosa Hunter's moon.
Alexa Lex Woods Hunter's moon.
[they start laughing]
Expedition Safety Guidelines Explained
Mark Verheiden Laugh it up, Miller. Laugh it up.
Alexa Lex Woods Gentlemen? It is my job to keep you alive on this expedition, and I need your help to do that. Since I don't have the time to properly train you, I'm laying down three simple rules. One. No one goes anywhere alone, ever. Two. Everyone must maintain constant communication. Three. Unexpected things are gonna happen. When they do, no one tries to be a hero. Understood? Understood?
[towards Verheiden]
Mark Verheiden Yes, ma'am.
Alexa Lex Woods Good.
Team Leadership and Responsibility
Alexa Lex Woods Alexa Woods: When I lead my team, I don't leave my team.
[to Charles Bishop Weyland]