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Bee Movie Quotes

"Honey just got funny."

PG 2007 · 1h 31m
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Curiosity about Sting's Identity
Barry So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before?
Sting I was with a band called ].
[[w:The Police|The Police]
Barry But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you?
Sting Uh, no, I haven't.
Barry No, you haven't. And so here we have another of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
Sting Oh, please.
Barry Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because, I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
[flips a few pages on his notebook]
Montgomery Not his real name?! You idiots!
Uncredited Voice Performance in Bee Movie
Additional Voices ] (uncredited)
[[w:Carl Kasell|Carl Kasell as Himself]
Discussion of Honey Farm Ownership
Barry So, Mr. Klaus Van Der Haden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there.
Klaus I suppose so.
Barry And I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
Klaus Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
Barry Beekeeper." I find that a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
Klaus Uh, no.
[quietly]
Barry I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
Klaus No.
[clearly]
Barry No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
[Vanessa places a bear-shaped honey jar on the counter]
Klaus W-w-well, they're very lovable creatures. Uh, ], ], oh, ].
[[w:Yogi Bear|Yogi Bear; [w:Fozzie Bear|Fozzie Bear; [w:Build-A-Bear Workshop|Build-A-Bear]
Barry Yeah, you mean like this? ] is on a rampage as an animal control specialist keeps him restrained] Bears kill bees! How'd you like his big, hairy head crashing through your living room?! Bitin into you couch! Spittin out your throw pillows! Rawr, rawr! Okay, that's enough. Take him away.
[the doors open as Vincent from [[w:Over the Hedge|Over the Hedge; to the specialist; Vincent calms down as he is taken away]
Panic and Distraction in Conversation
Vanessa It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
Barry It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
Rose Parade Princess Character Reflection
Additional Voices ] as Rose Parade Princess
[[Reese Witherspoon]
A Dark Proposal Between Friends
Barry How about a suicide pact?
Vanessa How would we do it?
Barry I'll sting you, you step on me.
Vanessa That just kills you twice.
Vincent the Bear's Perspective on Life
Additional Voices ] as Vincent the Bear
[[Frank Welker]
Defying Expectations: The Flight of Bees
Narrator According to all known laws of ], there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is ].
[first lines; [aviation; [Impossibility|impossible]
A Conversation on Accomplishments and Identity
Barry Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for your guest spot on ] in 2005.
[[w:ER (TV series)|ER]
Ray Liotta Thank you, thank you!
[laughs]
Barry I also see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome but with a churning inner turmoil that's always ready to blow.
Ray Liotta I enjoy what I do! Is that a crime?!
Barry Not yet, it isn't. But is this what's come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and read your line, sir?
Ray Liotta Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
[angrily]
Barry This isn't a Goodfella! This is a bad fella!
Ray Liotta WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY JUST STEP ON THIS LITTLE CREEP AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME?!? YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT!!!
[furiously tries to squash Barry with his Emmy]
Teamwork in Challenging Situations
Vanessa Oh, you poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
Barry Yes, and Adam here has a been a huge help.
[sarcastically; Adam asleep in an empty Cinnabon box]
Uncredited Voice Role in Bee Movie
Additional Voices ] as Bee (uncredited)
[[w:Robert Jayne|Robert Jayne]
The Perspective of Pollen Jocks
Additional Voices ] as Pollen Jocks
[[David Cowgill]
Deleted Scene Featuring Giraffe R. Apple
Additional Voices ] as Giraffe R. Apple (deleted scene)
[[w:Wayne Knight|Wayne Knight]
The Struggle of Yogurt Night
Vanessa Listen, you'd better go because we're really busy working.
Ken But it's our yogurt night!
Vanessa Oh, bye-bye.
[ushers Ken out of the shop]
Ken WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?!!
[furiously]
Reflections on Short Educational Experiences
Barry 3 days of grade school, 3 days of high school...
Adam Those were so awkward.
Barry 3 days of college... I'm glad I took that one day off in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive.
Adam You did come back different.
A Playful Take on Black and Yellow
Barry B. Benson black, Yellow, black, Yellow, ooh, black and yellow, yeah, let’s shake it up a little!
[first actual line spoken in-universe]
Struggling with Identity and Acceptance
Ken OHHH!!! THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE!
Andy Let it go, Kenny. Let it all go.
Ken WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!
Choosing Identity: Bees or Keychains?
Barry So what do you say, are we gonna be bees or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
Bees We're bees!
Random bee Keychain!
Barry Then everyone follow me... except Keychain!
Pollen Jock Hold on Barry, you earned this.
[places a pollen jock jacket on Barry and the 3 pollen jocks cheer while Vanessa gives him a thumbs up]
Barry I'm a pollen jock, and its a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves!
[the pollen jocks toss Barry a nectar pack]
Adam Nice.
Janet That's our Barry!
[proudly; Martin nods proudly in agreement]
Barry B. Benson's Casual Inquiry
Barry B. Benson Ya like ]?
[brainstorming pickup lines for Vanessa Bloome; [w:Jazz|jazz]
Barry B. Benson's Discontent with a Situation
Barry B. Benson This isn’t a ]! This is a BAD fella!
[About [[Ray Liotta; [Goodfellas|goodfella]
The Perspective of a Bee
Additional Voices ] as Male Bee #1
[[Eddie Frierson]
Courtroom Inquiry About Friendship
Mr. Montgomery Mr. Benson Bee, I'm going to ask what I think the entire court here would like to know... what exactly is your relationship to that woman?
[Vanessa gasps]
Barry We're friends.
Mr. Montgomery Good friends?
Barry Yes.
Mr. Montgomery How good?
Barry Now, hang on--
Mr. Montgomery Do you live together?
Barry Wait, that's not--
Mr. Montgomery Are you her little... bedbug?
Mr. Montgomery Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the county of nature God put before us. If we were to live the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what if would mean? Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know he could be on steroids!
Barry Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us, cause we're the little guys! And what I'm hoping is that after this is all over, you'll see how by taking our honey, you're not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are!
A Conversation About Dairy and Assistance
Cow Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
Barry I had no idea.
Vanessa Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment?
Barry (to the cow) Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate here will be able to help you.
Mooseblood Sorry I'm late.
Cow He's a lawyer, too?
Mooseblood Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
[shows the cow his briefcase]
Consequences of Actions in Bee Society
Adam Hey, did you hear about Frankie?
Barry Yeah.
Adam You going to his funeral?
Barry No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
Adam Yeah, I guess he could've just gotten out of the way.
Family Dynamics and Communication Challenges
Martin Our son, the stirrer.
Janet You're gonna be a stirrer?
[extremely happy]
Barry Nobody's listening to me!
Martin Wait'll you see the sticks I have for you.
Barry I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Janet Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!
[ignores Barry]
Barry Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody "dawg"!
Communication Breakdown Among Friends
Martin We're still here, Barry.
Janet I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't have responsibility when you yell at him.
Martin Then why are you yelling at me?
Janet Because you don't listen!
Martin Argh, I'm not listening to this.
Graduation Ceremony at Honex Industries
Buzzwell Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15! And that concludes our graduation ceremonies...
[beat, changes time]
Barry Yay!
Buzzwell ...and begins your career at Honex Industries!
Flowers and Political Campaigns in Bee Movie
Vanessa My only interest is flowers.
Barry Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.