Blade: Trinity (2004) - Quotes

Hannibal King: You're gonna be sorry you did that.

Asher Talos: [''Kicks him''] Why? No one's coming for you, King Shit.

Hannibal King: [''Asher starts mockingly clapping''; [w:incest|Go fuck your sister] Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. You like that, huh? ].

Danica Talos: Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?

Hannibal King: [Danica slaps him; Danica slaps him; Danica kicks him in the groin] It's in my left ass cheek. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself...

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore.

Hannibal King: [''Asher and Danica both have trouble breathing, and Jarko coughs explosively''; ''Jarko coughs a fire ball''; nothing happens; ''Still nothing''] No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... now! Huh, this is awkward. Do you have a cell phone?

Dracula/Drake: Do you know who I am?

Zoe: [[L. Frank Baum|Nome King] You're the ].

Dracula/Drake: Ah. The Nome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die?

Zoe: I'm not afraid. I'll go to heaven.

Dracula/Drake: There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift?

Zoe: [''Calmly''] My friends are coming to kill you.

Hannibal King: [''Stands''] Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!

Asher Talos: [''Picks up the dog''] Good dog.

Hannibal King: What the fuck?!

Asher Talos: [[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man] His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.

Hannibal King: You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?

Asher Talos: [''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood''] Yeah.

Jarko Grimwood: Precious, isn't he?

Hannibal King: Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.

Jarko Grimwood: [''Kicks King''] And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!

Hannibal King: [''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos''] Ow! I was talking... to her!

Danica Talos: [''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel] Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?

Hannibal King: How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?

Danica Talos: And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?

Hannibal King: [''Whispers''] I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Jarko Grimwood: [''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake] Spit it out, ]!

Hannibal King: [''Grimwood releases him''] All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.

Chief Martin Vreede: [''Drives up to warehouse''] You wanted to see me?

Virago: We've got trouble.

Blade: [''Walks up with Abigail''] Doing a little moonlighting, chief?

Chief Martin Vreede: [''Reaches for his gun but Abigail draws her gun before he can and she goes up to him confiscating his gun''] Shit!

Blade: [''Walks up to Martin and Virago''; ''To Virago''; ''Pulls her by shirt''; ''She slaps his hand away and he shoves her to the ground''] What are you doing here? Talk. Talk! Spill it!

Virago: You know what we're doing.

Blade: [''Points to warehouse''; ''Virago attempts to lunge but Abigail kills her and he points to warehouse''] What's inside?! Now, what's behind Door Number One?

Chief Martin Vreede: I can't tell you. They- they'll kill me.

Blade: [''Grabs Vreede by his jacket collar and force marches him to door''; ''Referring to wrist code reader''; ''Grabs Martin hand to wrist code reader and door opens''; ''Martin complies''] Kill you"? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better! You know the routine. Lights.

Abigail: [''Observing the ceiling high rows of suspended comatose human bodies air sealed hooked up to liquid input/output tubes''] God in heaven.

Blade: What is this place?

Chief Martin Vreede: It's a blood-farming facility. Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis was... too inefficient. Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? Under optimal conditions, a donor can generate... anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood. Productive.

Abigail: Where do you get all these people?

Chief Martin Vreede: They got processing centers in every major city. At any given time, there's what... 2, 3 million homeless wandering around America? They just pull them in off the streets. Nobody cares about them. We're doing this country a service, really.

Blade: [''Slowly claps''; [w:Final Solution|Vampire final solution] ].

Abigail: Are they aware? Do they feel anything?

Chief Martin Vreede: They're in a chemical-induced coma. They're brain-dead.

Blade: [''Grabs Martin and brings him to a blood puddle of the plastic air seal''] Look at this. This the future you want? Do you think that they have a place for you in their future?

Chief Martin Vreede: We don't have a choice. They're going to win. Can't you see that? He's come back! There's nothing stopping them now.

Blade: [''Shoves Martin ahead''; ''Martin runs away, after five seconds''; ''Shoots Martin in the back who falls lifeless, to system monitor''] There's me! Go! You got 20 seconds! Twenty. Shutdown password, what is it?

System monitor: Harvest.

Blade: [''She complies''] Put it in. Let's go.

Hannibal King: [''Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder''] Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! God! We're going to fucking lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?

Abigail: Shut up, King.

Hannibal King: [''Laughs, Abigail holds out a vial''] See you in 28 days." Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?

Abigail Whistler: It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmorhaging.

Hannibal King: Is it going to hurt?

Abigail Whistler: [''Pause''] Yeah, it's going to sting a little.

Hannibal King: Really?

Hannibal King: [''Screams''] Fuck... me!

Dracula/Drake: [''Holding a baby over the edge of a tall building''] Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you.

Blade: Why'd you kill Vance?

Dracula/Drake: He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean.

Blade: I wouldn't know.

Dracula/Drake: You will.

Blade: How are you able to survive in sunlight?

Dracula/Drake: [[Bram Stoker|Stoker; [w:Dracula|fable] Haven't you read ]'s ]? I was the very first vampire. I am unique. Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword.

Blade: You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.

Dracula/Drake: [''Throws baby ahead of him with Blade catching baby, then realizing Dracula/Drake has disappered''] Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine.

Zoe: Why do you do that?

Blade: Because there's something bad inside of me. This keeps it from getting out.

Zoe: Why can't you just be nice?

Blade: Because the world isn't nice.

Hannibal King: [[w:YMCA|the local "Y"; ''Blade walks away''] Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at ]. He hates me, doesn't he?

Danica Talos: Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?

Hannibal King: [''Referring to crucifix necklace''] Yeah. Why do you wear that symbol?

Danica Talos: Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.

Hannibal King: [[w:crucifixion of Jesus|when they crucified him] I was there ].

Danica Talos: He died for their sins.

Hannibal King: Not mine.

Danica Talos: And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?

Hannibal King: [''Grabs her by hair''] Take it off.

Danica Talos: Why?

Hannibal King: [''She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her''; ''Proceeds to continue feeding''] I will make you a better one. There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God.

Hannibal King: We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.

Blade: Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon.

Hannibal King: Well, we were originally going to go with the Care Bears, but, uh … that was taken.

Hannibal King: Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.

Blade: How do you bankroll this operation?

Hannibal King: I date a lot of older men.

Dr. Edgar Vance: [[w:Presidento of the United States|the president; [w:White House|the White House] How about ]? You know who that is. Who's in ] right now?

Blade: An asshole.

FBI Agent Ray Cumberland: Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? 30? 40? 50?

Blade: 1,182. But they were all familiars. People who work for them.

Dracula/Drake: [Last words] Funny, isn't it? My people were trying to create a new kind of vampire, when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. So, allow me a parting gift. But know this: sooner, or later, the thirst always wins.

Dracula/Drake: [To Blade in his true form] Are you ready to die, "motherfucker"?

Dracula/Drake: There is an old saying: kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god.

Danica Talos: FUCKING HANNIBAL KING! I should have ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance!

Hannibal King: [''Last lines''] And Drake's final gift... Let's just say the FBI got their body... just wasn't the one they were banking on. Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends.

Hannibal King: [''Last lines, original ending''] And Blade? The virus didn't kill him. Because he was a hybrid, his heart never stopped beating. It simply slowed down. And so, he slept, waiting for the moment when he can walk the Earth again.

Hannibal King: [''Danica lies dying of the Daystar Virus''] Hang in there kitten, I'll get help.

Hannibal King: [''Walking down hallway and coming across vampire Pomeranian; ''Two vampire [[w:rottweiler|rottweilers] Fuck me. ] show up] Fuck me sideways!

Hannibal King: So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?

Hannibal King: [''After watching Blade casually kill a familiar; ''Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal''] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, just a thought, but you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. Sorry. I, uh … I ate a lot of sugar today.

Hannibal King: I picked Danica up in a bar, spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.

Hannibal King: [''First lines, voiceover''] In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride.

Blade: [''Crashes out a fourth story window and lands smoothly on the ground''] Forgot my sword.

Blade: [''Looking at Hannibal King's sticker, "Hello my name is ''FUCK YOU"'' ''] Is that supposed to be tactical?

Blade: [''To a familiar; ''The familiar runs''; ''Shoots him''] Go. You've got twenty seconds. Twenty.

Blade: So the movies are true.

Blade: [''To a baby after catching it thrown by [[w:Dracula|Dracula/Drake] ] at the edge of a skyscraper] Cootchie-Coo.

Blade: [''A cell phone rings while he is holding a familiar upside-down''] Oh, it's you!