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Secret Decoder Rings for Nightstalkers
Hannibal King
So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?
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Acknowledgment of Movie Reality
Blade
So the movies are true.
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Offering reassurance in a tough situation
Hannibal King
Hang in there kitten, I'll get help.
[''Danica lies dying of the Daystar Virus'']
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Questioning Tactical Decision-Making
Blade
Is that supposed to be tactical?
[''Looking at Hannibal King's sticker, "Hello my name is ''FUCK YOU"'' '']
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Turning a Frown Upside Down
Hannibal King
I picked Danica up in a bar, spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.
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The Endless Nature of War
Hannibal King
And Drake's final gift... Let's just say the FBI got their body... just wasn't the one they were banking on. Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends.
[''Last lines'']
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Questions About Life After Vampires
Hannibal King
Hey Blade, I got a question for you. Let's say we succeed in wiping out all the vampires. What then, huh? Ever ask yourself that? I mean, somehow I don't picture you teaching kara-tay at ]. He hates me, doesn't he?
[[w:YMCA|the local "Y"; ''Blade walks away'']
Danica Talos
Yeah. He hates me, doesn't he?
Hannibal King
Yeah. Why do you wear that symbol?
[''Referring to crucifix necklace'']
Danica Talos
Old habits. I was a good Catholic school girl. Once.
Hannibal King
I was there ].
[[w:crucifixion of Jesus|when they crucified him]
Danica Talos
He died for their sins.
Hannibal King
Not mine.
Danica Talos
And what are your sins? Would you care to confess them?
Hannibal King
Take it off.
[''Grabs her by hair'']
Danica Talos
Why?
Hannibal King
I will make you a better one. There's an old saying; kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all... a God.
[''She complies and he grabs her by hair, bites her on neck, lets her fall on bed and he gets on top her''; ''Proceeds to continue feeding'']
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The Inevitable Nature of Thirst
Dracula/Drake
Funny, isn't it? My people were trying to create a new kind of vampire, when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. So, allow me a parting gift. But know this: sooner, or later, the thirst always wins.
[Last words]
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A Moment of Oversight in Blade: Trinity
Blade
Forgot my sword.
[''Crashes out a fourth story window and lands smoothly on the ground'']
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Vampire Gene Experimentation Revealed
Hannibal King
Jesus Christ! What the fuck?!
[''Stands'']
Asher Talos
Good dog.
[''Picks up the dog'']
Hannibal King
What the fuck?!
Asher Talos
His name's ]. We've been porting the vampire gene into other species. Experimenting.
[[w:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]
Hannibal King
You made a goddamn vampire... Pomeranian?
Asher Talos
Yeah.
[''Hands Pac-Man to Jarko Grimwood'']
Jarko Grimwood
Precious, isn't he?
Hannibal King
Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, this dog has a bigger dick than you.
Jarko Grimwood
And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?!
[''Kicks King'']
Hannibal King
Ow! I was talking... to her!
[''In an annoyed tone''; ''Points to Danica Talos'']
Danica Talos
Poor King. You look so... distraught! Asher, hand me that chair. You're tasting a little bland, lover. Are you getting enough ] in your diet? Have you tried... Lake ]? ]?
[''Kicks him''; ''Sits in the chair and licks one of King's wounds''; [w:fatty acids|fatty acids; [w:Trout|Trout; [w:Mackerel|Mackerel]
Hannibal King
How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?
Danica Talos
And how about everyone not saying the word "dick" anymore? It provokes my envy. Tell us about Blade, King. What's this weapon he's planning?
Hannibal King
I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is... ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
[''Whispers'']
Jarko Grimwood
Spit it out, ]!
[''Grabs King''; [w:LGBT slang#Slurs|you fucking fruitcake]
Hannibal King
All right! Fuck! I'll tell you about the weapon! It's a new flavor-crystal formula. Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories, plus it helps prevent tooth decay; there, I said it.
[''Grimwood releases him'']
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Unexpected Trouble for Chief Vreede
Chief Martin Vreede
You wanted to see me?
[''Drives up to warehouse'']
Virago
We've got trouble.
Blade
Doing a little moonlighting, chief?
[''Walks up with Abigail'']
Chief Martin Vreede
Shit!
[''Reaches for his gun but Abigail draws her gun before he can and she goes up to him confiscating his gun'']
Blade
What are you doing here? Talk. Talk! Spill it!
[''Walks up to Martin and Virago''; ''To Virago''; ''Pulls her by shirt''; ''She slaps his hand away and he shoves her to the ground'']
Virago
You know what we're doing.
Blade
What's inside?! Now, what's behind Door Number One?
[''Points to warehouse''; ''Virago attempts to lunge but Abigail kills her and he points to warehouse'']
Chief Martin Vreede
I can't tell you. They- they'll kill me.
Blade
Kill you"? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better! You know the routine. Lights.
[''Grabs Vreede by his jacket collar and force marches him to door''; ''Referring to wrist code reader''; ''Grabs Martin hand to wrist code reader and door opens''; ''Martin complies'']
Abigail
God in heaven.
[''Observing the ceiling high rows of suspended comatose human bodies air sealed hooked up to liquid input/output tubes'']
Blade
What is this place?
Chief Martin Vreede
It's a blood-farming facility. Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis was... too inefficient. Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? Under optimal conditions, a donor can generate... anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood. Productive.
Abigail
Where do you get all these people?
Chief Martin Vreede
They got processing centers in every major city. At any given time, there's what... 2, 3 million homeless wandering around America? They just pull them in off the streets. Nobody cares about them. We're doing this country a service, really.
Blade
].
[''Slowly claps''; [w:Final Solution|Vampire final solution]
Abigail
Are they aware? Do they feel anything?
Chief Martin Vreede
They're in a chemical-induced coma. They're brain-dead.
Blade
Look at this. This the future you want? Do you think that they have a place for you in their future?
[''Grabs Martin and brings him to a blood puddle of the plastic air seal'']
Chief Martin Vreede
We don't have a choice. They're going to win. Can't you see that? He's come back! There's nothing stopping them now.
Blade
There's me! Go! You got 20 seconds! Twenty. Shutdown password, what is it?
[''Shoves Martin ahead''; ''Martin runs away, after five seconds''; ''Shoots Martin in the back who falls lifeless, to system monitor'']
System monitor
Harvest.
Blade
Put it in. Let's go.
[''She complies'']
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The Resilience of Blade's Hybrid Nature
Hannibal King
And Blade? The virus didn't kill him. Because he was a hybrid, his heart never stopped beating. It simply slowed down. And so, he slept, waiting for the moment when he can walk the Earth again.
[''Last lines, original ending'']
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Tracking Nodes and Unlikely Alliances
Hannibal King
You're gonna be sorry you did that.
Asher Talos
Why? No one's coming for you, King Shit.
[''Kicks him'']
Hannibal King
Sure they are. See, when you join our club, you get all these groovy little door prizes. And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. That way, if one of us goes missing, the others check the satellite, which is in space, and presto: instant cavalry. You like that, huh? ].
[''Asher starts mockingly clapping''; [w:incest|Go fuck your sister]
Danica Talos
Okay, King. Where's this little "tracking node" of yours?
Hannibal King
It's in my left ass cheek. Fine. It's in my right ass cheek. Okay, seriously, now: it's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whiteys and see for yourself...
[Danica slaps him; Danica slaps him; Danica kicks him in the groin]
Danica Talos
Enough! It's not funny anymore.
Hannibal King
No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt! Which means the fat lady... should be singing... right... about... now! Huh, this is awkward. Do you have a cell phone?
[''Asher and Danica both have trouble breathing, and Jarko coughs explosively''; ''Jarko coughs a fire ball''; nothing happens; ''Still nothing'']
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Naming the Nightstalkers in Blade: Trinity
Hannibal King
We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.
Blade
Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon.
Hannibal King
Well, we were originally going to go with the Care Bears, but, uh … that was taken.
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Blade's Unconventional Moment at the Skyscraper
Blade
] at the edge of a skyscraper] Cootchie-Coo.
[''To a baby after catching it thrown by [[w:Dracula|Dracula/Drake]
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Unexpected Reaction to a Surprising Situation
Hannibal King
Fuck me. ] show up] Fuck me sideways!
[''Walking down hallway and coming across vampire Pomeranian; ''Two vampire [[w:rottweiler|rottweilers]
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Struggles Between Goodness and Darkness
Zoe
Why do you do that?
Blade
Because there's something bad inside of me. This keeps it from getting out.
Zoe
Why can't you just be nice?
Blade
Because the world isn't nice.
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A Challenge of Mortality and Defiance
Dracula/Drake
Are you ready to die, "motherfucker"?
[To Blade in his true form]
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Character Exchange on Identity and Attitude
Dr. Edgar Vance
How about ]? You know who that is. Who's in ] right now?
[[w:Presidento of the United States|the president; [w:White House|the White House]
Blade
An asshole.
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Unexpected Funding Sources in Unlikely Places
Hannibal King
Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.
Blade
How do you bankroll this operation?
Hannibal King
I date a lot of older men.
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Confrontation Between Dracula and Blade
Dracula/Drake
Careful, Daywalker. They've told me so much about you.
[''Holding a baby over the edge of a tall building'']
Blade
Why'd you kill Vance?
Dracula/Drake
He'd outlived his purpose. He died a good death. Quick. Clean.
Blade
I wouldn't know.
Dracula/Drake
You will.
Blade
How are you able to survive in sunlight?
Dracula/Drake
Haven't you read ]'s ]? I was the very first vampire. I am unique. Look at them. Scurrying around like insects. They don't know what it's like to be immortal, or living by the sword.
[[Bram Stoker|Stoker; [w:Dracula|fable]
Blade
You're not immortal. I must have heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.
Dracula/Drake
Perhaps I will too, then, but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you'll fall before mine.
[''Throws baby ahead of him with Blade catching baby, then realizing Dracula/Drake has disappered'']
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Urgent Countdown from Blade
Blade
Go. You've got twenty seconds. Twenty.
[''To a familiar; ''The familiar runs''; ''Shoots him'']
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Regret Over Missed Opportunity for Revenge
Danica Talos
FUCKING HANNIBAL KING! I should have ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance!
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Encouraging Connection and Self-Reflection
Hannibal King
You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, just a thought, but you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. Sorry. I, uh … I ate a lot of sugar today.
[''After watching Blade casually kill a familiar; ''Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal'']
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Blade's Kill Count Revealed to FBI Agent
FBI Agent Ray Cumberland
Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? 30? 40? 50?
Blade
1,182. But they were all familiars. People who work for them.
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Unexpected Recognition in Blade: Trinity
Blade
Oh, it's you!
[''A cell phone rings while he is holding a familiar upside-down'']
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The Truth Behind Blade's Storyline
Hannibal King
In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride.
[''First lines, voiceover'']
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Confrontation Between Dracula and Zoe
Dracula/Drake
Do you know who I am?
Zoe
You're the ].
[[L. Frank Baum|Nome King]
Dracula/Drake
Ah. The Nome King. How sweet. Tell me, child, do you want to die?
Zoe
I'm not afraid. I'll go to heaven.
Dracula/Drake
There is no heaven. No God, no angels. The only thing in your future is nothingness. But what if you could change that? What if you could remain a child forever? Wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you accept that gift?
Zoe
My friends are coming to kill you.
[''Calmly'']
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Tension and Humor in a Vampire Battle
Hannibal King
Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! God! We're going to fucking lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
[''Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder'']
Abigail
Shut up, King.
Hannibal King
See you in 28 days." Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?
[''Laughs, Abigail holds out a vial'']
Abigail Whistler
It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmorhaging.
Hannibal King
Is it going to hurt?
Abigail Whistler
Yeah, it's going to sting a little.
[''Pause'']
Hannibal King
Really?
Hannibal King
Fuck... me!
[''Screams'']
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The Value of Life and Death
Dracula/Drake
There is an old saying: kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god.
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