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D2: The Mighty Ducks Quotes

"The puck stops here!"

PG 1994 · 1h 46m
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Blame and Accountability in Competition
Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson Gunnar, you lost it for me.
Gunnar Stahl You lost it for yourself.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Hockey or Circus: A Comparison
Gordon This isn't a hockey game. It's a circus.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
A New Player Joins the Team
Dwayne Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?
Jesse Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!
[rest of the Ducks laugh]
Tibbles That's Dwayne Robertson, from Austin. He's the best puck handler I've ever seen.
Gordon You mean, for his age.
Tibbles No, I don't.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Overcoming Adversity in Competition
Averman We can't make it. Iceland's bigger, stronger, faster, they got more facial hair.
[about Team Iceland]
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Teenage Challenges and Hormonal Chaos
Gordon That guy's a teenager?
[Sees Portman for the first time]
Portman Don't you know that everything's on FIRE?
[Skating along, singing to music on his headphones, knocking Ducks players over as he does so]
Tibbles Uh, yeah, hormones.
Gordon He's a goon!
Portman C'mon, Tex, sing it with me! "Everything's..." Here you go, sweetie!
[Knocks another player over and puts his arm around Dwayne; Dwayne shakes his head, Portman continues on; pushes another player over and tosses his stick to Julie]
Gordon My kids don't play that kind of hockey.
Tibbles I believe they're called "enforcers", Gordon. And when you play Iceland, you're gonna need him.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Off-Season Training Oversight
Gordon Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
Averman You know, I knew we forgot something.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
A Lighthearted Tease About Goalkeeping Skills
Russ Hey, Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
[laughs]
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Respect and Identity in D2: The Mighty Ducks
Dwayne Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!
Connie Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'm a DUCK!
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
A Comedic Moment of Team Chaos
Dwayne This is more crowded than a truckload of goats.
Julie Somebody better watch their hands.
Averman Yecch. Somebody licked me!
Fulton Ugh, I smell something.
Entire team GOLDBERG!
Goldberg It wasn't me!
Portman No, it was me!
Gordon I can't think of any fashion to make it clearer. You are a team. To win this thing, we're going to need to work as one. Now, as ONE–––skate!
Gordon Everyone goes their own way, everyone falls down. Now get up and do it again!
Gordon Alright, Rancher Dwayne. Go round me up some stray calf.
[Then he promises double dessert to the last player left standing]
Tibbles I know you athletes need your food, but let me interrupt you for a moment. Winning the Junior Goodwill Games is more than just a victory. It's a chance to be immortalized in a time-honored tradition.
Dwayne Hey, that's us!
Tibbles Today it's a cereal box. Tomorrow it's video games, action figures, lunch boxes. Perhaps they'll even make a movie about you. Stranger facts have happened. Now, just where everybody knows who you are, put away these old Duck jerseys because from now on you'll be wearing these!
Charlie This stuff has Hendrix written all over it.
Gordon They're our sponsors, Charlie.
Charlie Then what? Why can't we be USA Ducks or at least keep our Duck colors?
Gordon Charlie, it's business stuff.
[The fact is, he explains, they aren't the Ducks anymore. They are a new team. Team USA]
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Comment on a Haircut
Averman Nice haircut. What, ya lose a bet?
[to Gordon]
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Breakfast Banter Among Friends
Jan For breakfast, my specialty: Jan's has-
Gordon and Charlie -enpfeffer and eggs.
Jan Ja.
Gordon Thought I'd smelled something burning.
Jan I see you've met my new apprentice.
[referring to Charlie]
Charlie Jan told me you did this job when you were my age.
Gordon That's right, and I hope he pays you more than he paid me.
Charlie You got paid?
Jan Eat everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold.
[quickly]
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Puck Stops Here: Mighty Ducks Return
Taglines The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back.
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D2: The Mighty Ducks
Conflict Over Responsibility and Family Ties
Gordon Hans couldn't make it?
[to Jan]
Jan Now don't get me started with that strudel-head. He went back to the old country for the summer, left me to run the shop all by myself. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know.
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