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"Evil is so totally busted!"

PG-13 2005 · 1h 31m
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D.E.B.S.
Unexpected Connections and Revelations
Scud Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...
Scud What?
Lucy I met someone.
Scud I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...
[Slamming on brakes]
Lucy No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.
Scud I'm not following.
[Puzzled]
Lucy Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.
Scud Freak Out? Why would I freak out...
Lucy Well, ya know sometimes you...
Scud OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?
[Freaking out]
Lucy What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
Scud Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?
Lucy No.
Scud Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!
Lucy So?
Scud Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!
Lucy Yes, well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.
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Misunderstandings in Romantic Interests
Janet Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend.
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt]
Scud You're not wrong.
Janet Yeah, but my friend... not into that.
Scud Right.
[under breath]
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A Dark Pact Between Friends
Max If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.
[referring to Amy]
Lucy Deal.
[smiles]
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Espionage vs. Expectations in D.E.B.S.
Dominique You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either.
Scud Knock em dead... but not really.
Ms. Petrie This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!
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Finding Authenticity in Connection
Amy Bradshaw I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me.
[to Lucy]
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Fashion Finds in Unexpected Places
Janet I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy Really? Where did you get it?
Janet Target.
Amy No way.
Dominique Silence!
Janet They also have it in teal.
[whispering]
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A Choice Between Risk and Security
Lucy Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?
Amy Everything.
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A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Lucy Did you just snap my bra?
Amy No.
Lucy Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.
Amy I was trying to be smooth.
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Conflict Between Max and Janet
Max I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
[to Amy]
Janet Perfect whore!
[under her breath]
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Unexpected Consequences of Personal Relationships
Mrs. Petrie Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style.
Amy I was doing research.
Mrs. Petrie I'll bet.
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Dislike for Australian Attitudes
Lucy Australia's toast.
Scud Uh-huh, what's your beef with the Australians?
Lucy I don't like their attitude!
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A Bet on an Almost Kiss
Janet Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]
Lucy Uhg!
[scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet]
Scud You owe me fifty bucks.
[smug]
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Language Barriers in Communication
Dominique You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
Janet You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.
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Reasons for Joining the Adventure
Lucy Why not?
[after Amy refuses to go out with her]
Amy Like a zillion reasons!
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy]
Lucy Well now you have to come with me.
[giggles]
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Recognition of Lucy Diamond's Authenticity
Amy Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...
[looking at Lucy through binoculars]
Max What?
Amy Real.
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Character Inquiry About Destination
Janet So, where're you going to?
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Reputation and Perception in Relationships
Janet Everybody's talking about it.
Amy About what?
Janet How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Amy Shut up!
Janet A gay slut!
[lowers voice]
Amy I'm not gay!
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Unconditional Agreement Before Proposal
Scud So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--
Janet Yes.
Scud I didn't ask you anything yet.
Janet Whatever it is, yes.
Scud Awesome.
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Casual Farewell from Lucy Diamond
Lucy Diamond I guess I'll see you around...same bat time or whatever.
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Conflicted Feelings About Attraction and Friendship
Amy Nothing happened.
Janet She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
Amy I am not!
Janet You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!
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Friendship and Rivalry in the Academy
Max Who's your best friend?
Amy You are my best friend.
Max And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?
Amy That's my bunk, bitch.
Max Okay, after I said that.
Amy D.E.B.S. stick together.
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First Impressions and Unexpected Conversations
Amy Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
Max High-protein diets are overrated".
Amy After that.
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Covering for Friends in Tough Situations
Amy Bradshaw Remember when you got drunk and nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed? I covered for you!
[to Janet]
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Freelance Assassins in Conversation
Lucy So, you're an assassin.
[on an awkward blind date]
Ninotchka Da.
Lucy How's that work?
Ninotchka It's mostly freelance.
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Confronting the Devil's Influence
Amy If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it.
[at Endgame, Amy delivers the formal acceptance speech Max wrote for her]
Amy If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B.
Amy Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil.
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Miscommunication Amidst Illness Concerns
Lucy I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
[clutching stomach]
Ninotchka Are you blowing me?
Lucy What?
Ninotchka Off. Are you blowing me off?
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The Irresistibility of Love
Amy Bradshaw I think love should be irresistible, like a drug, you know? I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. I just - I wanted... more.
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Misunderstanding the Definition of Criminals
Lucy I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Lucy What?
[chuckling confusedly]
Amy Pirates are criminals.
Lucy Oh. Whoops.
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Unexpected Compliments Amidst Chaos
Scud What...the hell?
Janet I couldn't stop them!
Scud You look nice.
[pauses]
Janet Thanks.
Janet What?
Max What are you doing?
[to Janet]
Janet Nothing!
[to Max]
Janet Sorry!
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Exploring Identity and Connection in D.E.B.S.
Mrs. Petrie Annie--
Madeline Amy.
Mrs. Petrie Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous Jungian symbiosis going on. What's that movie with Jodie, and the little dog falls in the well, with the lotion?
Madeline ].
[[Silence of the Lambs]
Mrs. Petrie You're the lamb, Amy.
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Meeting with a New Assassin in Town
Scud You're scheduled to meet 20:00 hours.
Lucy Where'd you find her?
Scud Zeda tipped us. Said she's available, she's in from Prague, relocating state-side.
Lucy Assassin?
Scud Check.
Lucy Where's the meet?
Scud Les Deux Amours. Trendy, yet discreet.
Lucy Cancel it.
[looking over the image of Ninotchka and shifting her eyes side to side as she thinks; gets up out of her chair]
Scud Why?! It's all set up.
Lucy I don't do blind dates.
Scud Yeah, well it's not a blind date if you know what they look like, ok.
Lucy Just tell her I'm not coming, ok. Say I came down with something.
Scud Come on Lucy it's been two years. You have to get out there.
Lucy I am out there. I went out with that drummer; the girl from the band that talked really loud.
Scud No, you didn't go out with her. We all went out together. And then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early.
Lucy Yeah well she talked really loud, like even when you were right next to her.
Scud I know.
[under his breath]
Scud Look I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to drown yourself in your little schemes to destroy the world. But you need to get over it already, ok. You were dumped.
Lucy I was not dumped.
Scud Oh you were dumped hard. And that sucks. And you took your time off to go to Antarctica or whatever.
Lucy Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
Scud But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy. You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin, and you're gonna show up. Lucy
Lucy Fine. Ok, I'll go. I'll be there.
Scud Just promise me you'll be open.
Lucy Open to what?
Scud Open to love.
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Shared Obsession with Lucy Diamond
Max I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet You too?
[incredulous]
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