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Down to Earth Quotes

"A story of premature reincarnation."

PG-13 2001 · 1h 27m
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Celebrating Tiger Woods' Impact on Culture
Lance Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!
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Determination in the Face of Adversity
Lance We're going in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there!
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New Slogan for Supportive Friendship
Lance From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy.
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Challenges of Love Across Socioeconomic Lines
Lance I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?
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Premature Reincarnation Explored in Down to Earth
Taglines A story of premature reincarnation.
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A Father's Extreme Frugality Explained
Lance My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep.
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A Declaration of Death and Betrayal
Lance You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!
[''after learning that he wasn't supposed to die'']
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Advice on Being Prepared and Resourceful
Lance Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?
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Threat with Financial Power
Lance Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!
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