Premature Reincarnation Explored in Down to Earth
Taglines:
A story of premature reincarnation.
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Determination in the Face of Adversity
Lance:
We're going in there. If you can walk, let's walk. If you can't walk, it's time to roll. If you have crutches, then crutch your ass in there!
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Advice on Being Prepared and Resourceful
Lance:
Didn't your momma ever tell you to carry an extra handcuff key?
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New Slogan for Supportive Friendship
Lance:
From now on, we need to make a new slogan. If you get shot in the head, you get a bed. If you head is bloody, we're your buddy.
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Threat with Financial Power
Lance:
Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!
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Celebrating Tiger Woods' Impact on Culture
Lance:
Tiger Woods, Y'all, Tiger Woods, Y'all! Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, Y'all!
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A Declaration of Death and Betrayal
Lance: [''after learning that he wasn't supposed to die'']
You killed me! You killed me! You killed me!
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A Father's Extreme Frugality Explained
Lance:
My father's so cheap... that when we went to bed, he'd unplug the alarm clocks. "You can't tell time when you are asleep.
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Challenges of Love Across Socioeconomic Lines
Lance:
I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's going to be to try to get her as a broke black man?
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