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A Wish for Happiness
Giselle
I wish you every happiness.
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A Reluctant Dancer's Hidden Talent
Robert Philip
I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't.
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Joy in Every Task, No Matter What
Giselle
We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working throng!
[singing]
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A Plea for Connection and Presence
Robert Philip
Please, don't leave me.
[to a dying Giselle]
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Navigating Boundaries in Relationships
Robert
Can't we just talk about this?
[to Nancy]
Nancy
Talk about what, Robert? How I never stay the night because we both agreed that Morgan's here and you have to set some boundaries. And I thought, "I'm so lucky, he's sensitive." I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control!
[angrily; starts to storm out]
Robert
What...What about the grown-up girl bonding time with you and Morgan? About you bringing her to school. ;;
[he taking Giselle's towel off and her nudity, she smile and he spanking her butt]
Nancy
I'm so sorry, Giselle, you're naked. What, so you can have your own grown-up girl bonding time? I don't think so.
[Giselle smiles]
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A Place Without Happily Ever Afters
Queen Narissa
To a place where there no happily ever afters.
['''Nathaniel''': Oh, my most adored Queen, where did you send her?]
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A Prince's Gratitude to His Bride's Caretakers
Prince Edward
(to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
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Queen Narissa Promises a Spectacular Show
Queen Narissa
You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!
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Hope for True Love's Rescue
Giselle
I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss.
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Queen Narissa's Determined Threat
Queen Narissa
Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!
['''Nathaniel''': Your Majesty, please...]
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A Race Against Time for Rescue
Queen Narissa
You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12... She'll be dead.
[whispers]
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The Illusion of Happily Ever After
Robert Philip
Forget about "happily ever after". It doesn't exist.
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Reality Over Fantasy in Relationships
Robert Philip
I know it's not the fairytale book you wanted, but this is better.
[to Morgan after giving her a book]
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Nathaniel's Promise to Protect the Queen
Nathaniel
Never fear, my queen. I will stop him!
[jumps into the well]
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Prince Edward's Thoughts on Nathaniel's Admiration
Prince Edward
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
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Queen Narissa's Dismissive Greeting
Queen Narissa
Hello, worthless. Miss me?
[she arrives in New York and finds Nathaniel in a car]
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Confronting the Enemy in a Strange Land
Prince Edward
(holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?
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Facing Challenges in Unlikely Situations
Troll
That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you!
Phoebe Banks
Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?
Nancy Tremaine
(after her cellphone rings in Andalasia) Wow, really good reception here!
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Celebrating Beauty and Excellence in Enchantment
Queen Narissa
Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!
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Queen Narissa's Defiance Against a Rival
Queen Narissa
So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!
[after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time]
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Seeking a Place to Rest
Giselle
Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
Robert
What kind of place?
Giselle
I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.
Robert
A hollow tree?
Giselle
Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.
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Prince Edward Discovers the Television Remote
Prince Edward
(after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!
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Perceptions of Identity and Confusion
Robert Philip
Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.
[to Morgan about Giselle]
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A Conversation About Departure and Expectations
Giselle
Hello?
[from inside the bathroom]
Robert
Okay, you know what? You gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming or you're just...?
Giselle
Prince Edward.
[from inside]
Robert
Whatever. Look, I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't...I can't get involved after that. Where did you get that?
[Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue and pink dress]
Giselle
I made it. Do you like it? You're unhappy.
[Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains and looks quite shocked]
Robert
You made a dress out of my curtains?
[angrily]
Giselle
Oh, you are unhappy! I'm so sorry.
Robert
Oh, I'm not unhappy. I'm angry. An unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?
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Queen Narissa's Perspective on Happily Ever After
Queen Narissa
How about this? "And they all lived happily ever after." Well, at least I did. What?! NOOO!
[last words; laughs]
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Self-Confidence in Sleep
Prince Edward
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
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Facing Disappointment and Accepting Reality
Robert Philip
I know what it's like when someone disappoints you. It's tempting to see things the way you wish they were instead of how they are.
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A Twist in the Story Unfolds
Queen Narissa
Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?
[to Robert]
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Concerns of a Loyal Companion
Edward
Fear not, Giselle, I will rescue you!
[leaps down the well]
Pip
Yeah, but who's gonna rescue ME?!?!
[falls down the well]
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A Request for Entry
Giselle
Hello, please open the door.
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Navigating Kindness in a Big City
Giselle
You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight, and I'm afraid nobody has been very nice to me.
Robert
Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
[cynically]
Giselle
Thank you!
[sincerely]
Robert
You sure you're okay?
[looks at her strangely]
Giselle
Yes.
Robert
Would you like me to call someone for you?
Giselle
Well, I don't think they would hear you from here.
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Giselle's Disappointment in an Unpleasant Encounter
Giselle
You... are not a very nice old man!!
[after an old man steals her tiara]
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