Enchanted (2007) - Quotes

Nathaniel's Promise to Protect the Queen

Nathaniel: [jumps into the well] Never fear, my queen. I will stop him!

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A Conversation About Departure and Expectations

Giselle: [from inside the bathroom] Hello?

Robert: Okay, you know what? You gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming or you're just...?

Giselle: [from inside] Prince Edward.

Robert: [Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue and pink dress] Whatever. Look, I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't...I can't get involved after that. Where did you get that?

Giselle: [Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains and looks quite shocked] I made it. Do you like it? You're unhappy.

Robert: [angrily] You made a dress out of my curtains?

Giselle: Oh, you are unhappy! I'm so sorry.

Robert: Oh, I'm not unhappy. I'm angry. An unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?

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Navigating Boundaries in Relationships

Robert: [to Nancy] Can't we just talk about this?

Nancy: [angrily; starts to storm out] Talk about what, Robert? How I never stay the night because we both agreed that Morgan's here and you have to set some boundaries. And I thought, "I'm so lucky, he's sensitive." I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control!

Robert: [he taking Giselle's towel off and her nudity, she smile and he spanking her butt] What...What about the grown-up girl bonding time with you and Morgan? About you bringing her to school. ;;

Nancy: [Giselle smiles] I'm so sorry, Giselle, you're naked. What, so you can have your own grown-up girl bonding time? I don't think so.

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Concerns of a Loyal Companion

Edward: [leaps down the well] Fear not, Giselle, I will rescue you!

Pip: [falls down the well] Yeah, but who's gonna rescue ME?!?!

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Seeking a Place to Rest

Giselle: Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.

Robert: What kind of place?

Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.

Robert: A hollow tree?

Giselle: Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.

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Navigating Kindness in a Big City

Giselle: You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight, and I'm afraid nobody has been very nice to me.

Robert: [cynically] Yeah, well, welcome to New York.

Giselle: [sincerely] Thank you!

Robert: [looks at her strangely] You sure you're okay?

Giselle: Yes.

Robert: Would you like me to call someone for you?

Giselle: Well, I don't think they would hear you from here.

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Facing Challenges in Unlikely Situations

Troll: That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you!

Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?

Nancy Tremaine: (after her cellphone rings in Andalasia) Wow, really good reception here!

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Queen Narissa's Perspective on Happily Ever After

Queen Narissa: [last words; laughs] How about this? "And they all lived happily ever after." Well, at least I did. What?! NOOO!

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A Race Against Time for Rescue

Queen Narissa: [whispers] You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12... She'll be dead.

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A Twist in the Story Unfolds

Queen Narissa: [to Robert] Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?

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Queen Narissa Promises a Spectacular Show

Queen Narissa: You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!

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Queen Narissa's Dismissive Greeting

Queen Narissa: [she arrives in New York and finds Nathaniel in a car] Hello, worthless. Miss me?

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Queen Narissa's Determined Threat

Queen Narissa: ['''Nathaniel''': Your Majesty, please...] Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!

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Celebrating Beauty and Excellence in Enchantment

Queen Narissa: Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!

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A Place Without Happily Ever Afters

Queen Narissa: ['''Nathaniel''': Oh, my most adored Queen, where did you send her?] To a place where there no happily ever afters.

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Queen Narissa's Defiance Against a Rival

Queen Narissa: [after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time] So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!

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A Prince's Gratitude to His Bride's Caretakers

Prince Edward: (to Robert and Morgan) Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.

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Prince Edward Discovers the Television Remote

Prince Edward: (after finding the television remote at a hotel he is staying at) It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror!

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Self-Confidence in Sleep

Prince Edward: I'm handsome even when I sleep?

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Prince Edward's Thoughts on Nathaniel's Admiration

Prince Edward: Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

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Confronting the Enemy in a Strange Land

Prince Edward: (holding a construction worker at swordpoint) Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place... Arty?

A Plea for Connection and Presence

Robert Philip: [to a dying Giselle] Please, don't leave me.

A Reluctant Dancer's Hidden Talent

Robert Philip: I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't.

Facing Disappointment and Accepting Reality

Robert Philip: I know what it's like when someone disappoints you. It's tempting to see things the way you wish they were instead of how they are.

The Illusion of Happily Ever After

Robert Philip: Forget about "happily ever after". It doesn't exist.

Perceptions of Identity and Confusion

Robert Philip: [to Morgan about Giselle] Just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

Reality Over Fantasy in Relationships

Robert Philip: [to Morgan after giving her a book] I know it's not the fairytale book you wanted, but this is better.

A Request for Entry

Giselle: Hello, please open the door.

A Wish for Happiness

Giselle: I wish you every happiness.

Joy in Every Task, No Matter What

Giselle: [singing] We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working throng!

Hope for True Love's Rescue

Giselle: I'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss.