Fast Five (2011) - Quotes

Military Convoy Hijacked by Drivers

Monica Fuentes: You need to look at that. Berlin, 3AM this morning. A team of drivers hijacked a military convoy.

Hobbs: Toretto?

Fuentes: Nope.

Hobbs: Ain't interested.

Fuentes: [Opens the file to see a picture of Letty Ortiz] Yes, you are. Keep looking. Do you believe in ghosts?

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Team Loyalty in High-Stakes Confrontation

Reyes: [Lying on the ground after crawling out of his wrecked car] Help me.

Hobbs: [Pulls out his gun and shoots Reyes in the face, without looking at him] That's for my team, you son of a bitch.

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Arresting Realities in Fast Five

Luke Hobbs: Hey Toretto, you're under arrest.

Dominic Toretto: [to Brian] I don't feel like I'm under arrest. How about you Brian?

Brian O'Conner: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.

Hobbs: Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in.

O'Conner: We didn't kill those feds. That was Reyes.

Hobbs: I don't give a shit. I'm just here to bring two assholes whose names hit my desk.

O'Conner: Yeah, that sounds like a real hero.

Hobbs: That's funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough-guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Toretto: I don't think so.

Hobbs: [His men aim weapons] Your mistake is thinking you got a goddamn choice, boy!

Toretto: [Crowd wields guns] And your mistake? Thinking you're in America. You're a long way from home. This is Brazil!

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The Consequences of Being Talkative

Roman Pearce: What? Why me?

Brian O'Conner: Out of all of us, you got the biggest mouth.

Tej: That is for damn sure.

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Competence and Definition of Special Agents

Roman Pearce: It's done. See I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.

Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define "special".

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A Tense Exchange Over Intention and Attraction

Roman Pearce: Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?

Gisele: [Aims her gun at Roman] They open the same time as I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?

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Comedic Banter Over Stolen Items

Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?

Roman Pearce: [[Martin Luther King, Jr.|Martin Luther King] Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give ] his car back?

Tej: [[w:Rick James|Rick James] As soon as you give ] his jacket back.

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Assessing the Necessity of Apprehending Criminals

Chief of Police Almeida: Is all this really necessary to apprehend two men?

Hobbs: Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One's a former federal officer, been in deep cover for five years, knows everywhere you're gonna come from. The other one's a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you.

Almeida: Well, if there's anything we can do to help–

Hobbs: Two things. One: I need a translator.

Almeida: We have plenty of people in the public relations department -

Hobbs: [hands him a dossier] Elena Neves.

Almeida: A patrol officer?

Hobbs: You heard me.

Almeida: But why? We have many more experienced people.

Hobbs: I like her smile.

Almeida: What's the second thing?

Hobbs: Stay the fuck out of my way.

Team Strategy for Capturing Professional Runners

Luke Hobbs: [Briefing his team] All right, listen up. The men we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down in the hardest possible way, so make sure you got your funderwear on. We find them; we take them as a team and we bring them back. And above all else, we don't ever– EVER– let them get into cars.

Ascending to the Top of the List

Brian O'Conner: [Sees DSS readouts of the entire team] We just went from the middle of the "most wanted" list to the very top.

Power of the Unseen Monster

Dominic Toretto: [Miffed at Brazilian street racer challenging him for pink slips; Indicating his Charger] That little coupe may run the streets around here, but that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever.