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A Father's Desire for Home and Family
George Banks
Mr. Habib, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm going to be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I want to drive down that street and I want to pull into this driveway and I want to honk my horn...
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Unexpected Realities of Becoming an Uncle
Matty
I'm 4-foot 6. I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm going to be an uncle. Is there something weird about that?
George
Finally, someone who thinks like I do.
Nina
Oh, yeah. a 12-year-old.
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A Plea to Preserve Cherished Memories
George
Mr. Habib, please. You see this pathway? I laid these bricks with my own two hands, I planted grass, I built this fence, I BROKE THAT WINDOW WITH A FRISBEE, I painted these shutters. Don't bulldoze my memories, man. Sell me back my home.
Mr. Habib
For how much?
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Unexpected Surprises Disrupt Normalcy Again
Taglines
Just When His World Is Back To Normal... He's In For The Surprise Of His Life!
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Confrontation Between Gang Kid and Franck
Gang Kid
Hey man, what's up with that face, huh? Is that suppose to be me?
[''George sleeps after using 2 sleeping pills, and on their way to the hospital, his head is leaning on the window of the car'']
Gang Kid
You got a problem? Loser?
Franck
No we do not have a problem, so leaf us alone!
[''Franck rolls down the window a little'']
Gang Kid
Leaf, choo alone? What are you, a tree?
Franck
Ha, ha, ha, that is vary funny. You are obviously a comodian.
Gang Kid
Hey what kind of accent is that, man? What planet are you from?
Franck
Vut Planet? The planet of not wanting to be die, by a drive-by SHOOTING!
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Embracing the Unforeseen in Life
Taglines
Expect the unexpected.
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A Casual Farewell from Two Vastnick
Franck Eggelhoffer
Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!
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Frustration with Uncertainty and Sleep Deprivation
George Banks
What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?
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Concerns About Unusual Baby Names
Matty Banks
How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's going to sound like a law firm.
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Desire to Sell the Ideal Family Home
George Banks
We could sell this house is a second. It's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants.
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Embracing Youthfulness in a Changing Era
Nina Banks
Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s.
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Economical Movie Outing with Family
George Banks
Now, going to the movies. That'll be economical: one child, two seniors. Thanks.
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Surprise at Fatherhood and New Life
Franck Eggelhoffer
Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN.
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George Banks on Franck's Name Appeal
George Banks
Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it.
[''talking about his baby's name'']
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Identity Within the Schmaltz Family
George Banks
What are we, the Schmaltz family?
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