One Kid, Two Dads, A Mystery Unfolds
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One kid. Two dads. A who done it.
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Confusion Over Maternal Affection
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All she said was "My son is yours." Unfortunately, she said it to both of them.
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Understanding Animal Behavior and Survival Instincts
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The reason why some animals eat their young.
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Annoyance and Preferences in Relationships
Jack Lawrence:
This kid is a major pain in the ass, he's just so damn annoying.
Carrie Lawrence:
You don't like anything that's annoying.
Jack Lawrence:
Who does?
Carrie Lawrence: [serious]
No, I mean that's a special thing for you.
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Unexpected Connections in a Car Trouble Encounter
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Unexpected Coffee Incident Leads to Confusion
Jack Lawrence:
What happened?
Dale Putley:
He poured hot coffee all over me. Took my clothes and he ran away.
Jack Lawrence:
Don't cry! Now where is he?
Dale Putley:
I don't know.
Jack Lawrence:
I don't like you.
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Discussion of Living Preferences
Rose:
Where do you like to stay?
Jack Lawrence:
My house, but it's in Los Angeles.
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Critique of Uninspired Conversations
Nikki:
Well, Scotty, you're boring. I liked you for a while, but now I can't stand looking at you. Even your voice makes me sick.
Dale Putley:
That was lovely.
Jack Lawrence:
Yes, Hallmark is waiting for you.
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A Nostalgic Encounter with Money
Dale Putley:
Jack, look at this.
Jack Lawrence:
It's money. I remember it from when I was single.
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Unconventional Interrogation Tactics Discussed
Dale Putley:
How did you get her husband to talk?
Jack Lawrence:
I head-butted him.
Dale Putley: [[w:Joe Pesci|Joe Pesci]
How ] of you. What are gonna do with her, run her through the Visa machine?
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Odds of Tragedy in Heroic Lives
Jack Lawrence: [[Lou Gehrig]
You're a tragic hero. You're ].
Dale Putley:
Who?
Jack Lawrence: [[Lou Gehrig; [Lou Gehrig; [Lou Gehrig]
]. Everybody knows ]. The baseball player. He died of ]'s Disease.
Dale Putley:
Wow, what are the odds on that?
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Discussion on Past Relationships and Family Dynamics
Jack Lawrence:
This is the "wives of Christmas past" conversation.
Carrie Lawrence:
Would you leave Penelope and Talullah out of this?
Jack Lawrence:
Iris and Debbie.
Carrie Lawrence:
Whatever!
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Struggles with Life and Despair
Dale Putley:
For years I've thought about killing myself. It's the only thing that kept me going.
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