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Humorous Comparison of Physical Attributes
Darald Braden
You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard.
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Living Life Beyond the Music
Aldous Snow
Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life.
[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD]
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A Romantic Disaster Unfolds in Comedy
Taglines
The ultimate romantic disaster movie
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Debate Over Relationship Boundaries and Definitions
Dwayne
I don't understand what there is to think about.
Rachel Jansen
Because, D, he...
Dwayne
She licked the tip. That doesn't count.
Rachel Jansen
Of course it counts! He...
Dwayne
He what? He refused a blowjob from his ex-girlfriend mid-blowjob! Do you know what that's like for a man?! It's called blue balls, Rachel. This guy is like Gandhi, but better. He likes puppets! I love puppets.
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Confronting Mistakes and Emotional Turmoil
Rachel Jansen
Listen to me, Peter. I was a mess, too. I understand that, okay? But it does not excuse you acting like a complete asshole!
Peter Bretter
Rachel, look, I know that I fucked things up for a minute, but I am not like every other asshole!
Rachel Jansen
You should not be with anybody, right now. Anybody.
Peter Bretter
I know... I know that there is something here. I know I wasn't wrong about that. And yes, it's only been four days, but I know you feel it, too.
Rachel Jansen
I need you to leave. Do not write me, do not call me, do not email me. Peter, I need you to go.
[quietly]
Peter Bretter
I won't bother you anymore...I'm sorry.
[pause, nods]
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Reflection on Beauty and Ambition
Rachel Jansen
Wow, we’re really going up to the edge of this, huh?
Peter Bretter
Look.
Rachel Jansen
Wow, this is really beautiful. All right, so now that your show’s done, are you gonna finish the Dracula musical?
Peter Bretter
It’s not that was, you know. Sarah always thought it was crazy and...
Peter Bretter
I just don't feel like doing anything.
Rachel Jansen
Why?
Peter Bretter
Cause my heart is broken, and I can't imagine doing anything right now. It's probably the same reason... you don't go back to school, you know? Maybe it's good we got hurt like that, you know? don't know about you, but it makes me feel impervious to pain.
Rachel Jansen
Yeah. Kind of like there's nothing left to be afraid of.
Peter Bretter
Yeah. No, exactly.
Rachel Jansen
Right.
Peter Bretter
We could leap off this rock, and it won't hurt us as had as they did.
Rachel Jansen
So, jump then.
Peter Bretter
No, I meant that, like as a metaphor, you know?
Rachel Jansen
No. Just do it. You'll be fine. Jump.
Peter Bretter
Oh, god. Oh, god. I made her kill yourself. You must be crazy.
Rachel Jansen
So, are you gonna jump, or what.
Peter Bretter
No.
Rachel Jansen
Come on, Peter! I can see vagina from here. I can see hoo-ha.
Peter Bretter
I mean, I'll jump!
Rachel Jansen
Chicken, come on.
Peter Bretter
So what should I do? I should just let go?
[while hanging from a cliff]
Rachel Jansen
No, no, no, no, no. If you fall straight down, you'll probably hit a rock and kill yourself!
Peter Bretter
Totally. So what do I do?!
Rachel Jansen
Why don't you just press your feet up against the rock, and like, shoot yourself off!
Peter Bretter
What, like a frog?!
Rachel Jansen
I don't know, Peter- just get off the fucking rock!
Peter Bretter
Here I go! One!
[pause]
Rachel Jansen
Two!
Peter Bretter
Two! Two and a half-
[pause]
Rachel Jansen
Jump!
Peter Bretter
Three!
[jumps, falls awkwardly, but safely, into the sea near Rachel]
Rachel Jansen
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You saw right?
Peter Bretter
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw it.
Rachel Jansen
I was there I witnessed it.
Peter Bretter
Thanks.
[smiling]
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Lessons Learned in Everyday Life
Rachel Jansen
Where's your wife, sir?
Darald Braden
She is in bed.
Peter Brenner
How are things going with the lady?
Darald Braden
Not awesome. She's complicated- like ], you know, but- harder to... crack. But life is full of lessons, you learn something new every day, so... wonder what I'm going to learn... tomorrow? Well! Good night!
[[The Da Vinci Code; pause]
Rachel Jansen
Good night, sir.
Peter Bretter
Night, sir.
Darald Braden
Off to find the mythical clitoris!
Rachel Jansen
So! Peter, were you able to get that crying lady out of your room? Cause, I could send someone up, if you want.
[Peter snickers into his drink]
Peter Bretter
Oh, you could?
Rachel Jansen
Yeah.
Peter Bretter
That's very funny. It is.
Rachel Jansen
Well, listen. The Sarah Marshall Show sucks. Who cares?
Peter Bretter
I do the music for that program.
[awkward pause]
Rachel Jansen
Well, did I mention that the music rocks?
Peter Bretter
That's very sweet of you. That's very sweet of you to say. You don't have to say that, though. It's not music. There's no melody, it's just tones. Just dark, ominous tones. "The Masturbating Dog-Killer is on the loose again! He'll kill the owner, but at least the dogs are happy!
[chuckles; mimics a line from the show; imitates one of his 'tones' and he and Rachel both laugh]
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Observation on Hair and Appearance
Kunu
I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
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Demo Submission and Personal Admiration
Matthew Van Der Wyk
or do you want it without your cake?
Aldous Snow
I don't drink.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
All right, so I came here to give you my demo. I just... I worship you, and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just take a listen and...
Aldous Snow
Okay.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Cause you know what? You don't wanna be the guy sitting there, watching BBC, and saying, "Oh, I saw that guy! He was my waiter, and I totally dismissed him like everyone else does in his life. And I totally was wrong, because he's a major, major, major influence on me now, and I feel terrible!
[''Mimics Snow's Essex/Cockney accent'']
Aldous Snow
That stupid English voice, was that me?
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Unfortunately, yes. You're really gonna like it.
Aldous Snow
I'll listen to it when you've gone.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
I have a question for you real quick Mr. S., I was actually meaning to ask you, what did you exactly think of my demo? Did you get it? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow
Oh no. I was gonna listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Just not at all?
Aldous Snow
No I didn't, because I've got my instincts and they weren't good.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Fuck you. Okay? Go fuck yourself. I can't yell right now, cause I'll get fired, and my boss ll hear me, and then I won't be able to pay off my student loans, but you know what? You're an asshole. I fucking hate you. I bought all your records, this whole fucking time I've been trying to get you to come hang out with me. I'm gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip! You fucking dick!
[''Whispers''; ''Walks away'']
Aldous Snow
I like him. That's quite moving.
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A Difficult Conversation About Love and Breakup
Sarah Marshall
Peter... as you know, I love you very much...
Peter Bretter
Are you breaking up with me?
[horrified; drops his towel and covers his face]
Sarah Marshall
Pete? Are you, um...?
Peter Bretter
I just need a minute.
[turns away, then hunches over and starts whimpering to himself]
Sarah Marshall
Okay?
Sarah Marshall
Do you want to put some clothes on?!
Peter Bretter
Would you like to pick out the outfit you break up with me in?!
[sarcastically]
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Confrontation Over Relationship Choices
Aldous Snow
Yeah, alright, that's enough!
Sarah Marshall
What?
Aldous Snow
I made a mistake, coming here with you. You're still involved with im next door, in't ya?
Sarah Marshall
Excuse me?
Aldous Snow
You should have seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then, we come back here, and you put on that... ghastly performance. I mean, I've heard that women fake orgasms, but I've never actually seen one. It really, deeply upset me.
Sarah Marshall
You should have seen yourself at dinner! Oh, I'm Aldous Snow... bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. No, no drinks for me thanks... bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
[mocking Aldous's accent]
Aldous Snow
That's a really reductive impression. If I wanted to see you act badly, I'd just watch your TV show. Which, obviously, I can't now, cause it's canceled.
Sarah Marshall
Oh my God, you're such a prick! And, you know what?! Lemme tell you something about these tattoos, okay?! That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!
Aldous Snow
Was that genuine, or did you fake that as well? Right, I'm gonna probably clear off, now. I'll have a little sleep for a couple of hours, but then, uh, I'm gonna probably go in the morning, okay?
Sarah Marshall
I hate your music.
[long pause]
Aldous Snow
Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper the other day.
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Coping with Heartbreak in a Humorous Way
Taglines
A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man.
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Embracing spontaneity in life's challenges
Kunu
When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.
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Debating Relationships and Personal Liberties
Sarah Marshall
So... just so we're clear, and so that I can kinda hone in on your, your central thesis of the night, wade through all the bullshit, you're telling me you think you have the right to just fuck anyone, anywhere, anytime? That's what you're saying?
[after she, Peter and Rachel have each had a lot of wine]
Aldous Snow
Yes! That's right, there it is! Not so eloquently as you just put it, sweetheart, but... Ultimately, that is... Oh, no! Not the shirt! Take my eyes, but not the shirt! Mmm, yeah, that's pretty much what I believe, Sarah.
[spills his cranberry juice over the Tommy Bahama shirt Sarah bought him, and doesn't notice; notices the spill and laughs; laughing]
Sarah Marshall
When you're done making jokes, are you gonna get a napkin?!
Aldous Snow
D'you know what, I think I've improved it, actually! Against all odds, I think I deserve a design award!
Sarah Marshall
Just please get some seltzer water.
[quietly and angrily]
Aldous Snow
Um, garcon, could we get some...
[Matthew rushes over and tries vigorously to clean off Aldous' shirt, while Aldous tries to fend him off; Rachel laughs]
Matthew Van Der Wyk
I saw it from farther away. Okay, just lean back for a sec. Let me...
Aldous
No, it's all right, it's not there. You're very diligent, and I appreciate it, but, let go of the glass now, you're gonna have to walk away, bless you.
[Matthew reluctantly backs off as a waitress brings dessert]
Peter Brenner
Oh me, oh my, call the doctor.
[in mock reaction to the dessert]
Rachel Jansen
Oh, good!
[they both laugh; Rachel feeds Peter some of her dessert.]
Peter Bretter
I love Hawaii.
Rachel Jansen
It's good, huh?
[laughs]
Sarah Marshall
Yeah, it's nice, but I think, for like a week, tops. Any more than that, and I know I'd go crazy, because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world.
Rachel Jansen
Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life. I like living here.
[she feeds Peter another bite of dessert, then grabs his face and kisses him.]
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Extreme Discomfort Described by Aldous Snow
Aldous Snow
I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi.
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From the Makers of Iconic Comedies
Taglines
From the guys who brought you "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up
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Divine Planning and Urban Design Metaphor
Darald Braden
Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
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Confrontation Over Heartbreak and Responsibility
Sarah Marshall
What's wrong with you?
[As she is giving Peter oral sex, Peter feels guilty about Rachel]
Peter Bretter
Nothing is wrong with me, okay? I just don't feel right.
Sarah Marshall
Okay, okay! I didn't mean... well, you know what? Did you drink today? Because, sometimes when you drink...
Peter Bretter
Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so, my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore, Okay?! EVER! Cause you know what I just realized, huh? You're the goddamn Devil! Oh, yeah, wedding in Hawaii. Real original!
[walks past a wedding service on the lawn]
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A Moment of Unexpected Connection
Peter Bretter
I was just calling you. Um... wow.
[Rachel has just walked in on him naked in his changing room; he covers himself with his free hand; holds up his phone; after a moment, Rachel bursts out laughing]
Rachel Jansen
Oh, Peter! ) I'm sorry.
[keeps laughing; Peter grins sheepishly; she keeps laughing]
Peter Bretter
Stop laughing. Can, can you please stop laughing?
Rachel Jansen
I missed you.
[walks towards him]
Peter Bretter
Um, I just wanted to tell you, I've been thinking a lot about...
[Rachel cuts him off with a passionate kiss]
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Unexpected Hotel Check-In Request
Rachel Jansen
Welcome to Turtle Bay. What can I do for you?
Peter Bretter
I'm checking in. My name's Bretter. Peter Bretter. But actually, I don't have a reservation. Just thought I'd... take my chances.
[smiles weakly]
Rachel Jansen
Oh! Wow. Bold! We are all booked up, but we do have the Kapua Suite available.
[she looks through the registrar]
Peter Bretter
Um, okay. How much is that?
Rachel Jansen
$6,000 a night.
Peter Bretter
Wow.
Rachel Jansen
Beautiful views.
Peter Bretter
I can imagine... that's a little bit out of my price range. Sorry. That's a shame. This is such a beautiful... ( hotel.
[he looks around; he jumps as he looks out the window and sees Sarah walking by]
Rachel Jansen
Oh, yeah, it's Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene. People are excited that she's here.
[laughs]
Peter Bretter
She's my ex-girlfriend. We broke up three weeks ago.
Rachel Jansen
Oh. I'm sorry, sir.
Peter Bretter
Okay, like, this is fine, right?
Rachel Jansen
Sir?
Peter Bretter
It's totally fine. Okay, there she is. Did she see me?
[looks over his shoulder and sees Sarah entering the lobby]
Rachel Jansen
Uh-huh.
Peter Bretter
Is she coming over here?
Rachel Jansen
Yup.
Peter Bretter
I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
Rachel Jansen
Fair enough. Why don't you try unbuttoning it? Button it back up.
[Peter opens the top two buttons of the shirt and looks at her for approval]
Sarah Marshall
Peter?
Peter Bretter
Hey. Hi.
Sarah Marshall
What are you doing here?
Peter Bretter
I came here to murder you.
[chuckles hysterically]
Sarah
Really, what are you doing here?
Peter Brenner
I have been having a tough time, you know, back in L.A. Uh, but then, I came here, and here you are. I just think that's too crazy to...
Aldous Snow
Hey there, little sex object! I've lost a shoe Have you seen it anywhere? It's like this one, but obviously it's, um opposite of um, excuse me, Misses? I've lost a shoe. It's like this one. It's like, this one's fellow. Sort of like the exact opposite of this one, in fact.
[enters the lobby; slaps Sarah's rear and kisses her forehead, catching her off-guard; holds up a black flip-flop; to Rachel]
Rachel Jansen
Uh-huh?
Aldous Snow
Not like, an evil version, but just, you know, a shoe, like this, but for the other foot, otherwise I'd have to...
Sarah Marshall
Aldous, this is Peter.
Aldous Snow
Hey! Alright, Peter! Nice to meet you, mate. Aldous. Good to meet you, man.
[shakes hands with Peter and shoulder-bumps him]
Sarah Marshall
My ex-boyfriend.
Aldous Snow
Oh, right! Hey, I'm Aldous Snow.
Peter Bretter
I know who you are. Yeah, you're very, very famous.
Aldous Snow
Yeah, I am, I am... for my sins. So, are you, um, staying here as well?
Peter Bretter
I'm not, as a matter...
Rachel Jansen
I'm sorry. Excuse me, Mr. Bretter, Ms. Marshall. But, we were, um, able to book the Kapua suite for you, sir, for four nights.
[to Peter]
Peter Bretter
You were?
Rachel Jansen
Yes, sir.
[smiles and nods]
Peter Bretter
Marvelous!
Aldous Snow
Perfect! Perfect amount of time. Listen, if you want to have dinner with us one of those nights, you're very...
Sarah Marshall
Aldous!
Peter Bretter
No. No, that's very gentlemanly of you, but, uh, you two enjoy your trip, and, uh, I'll be just fine on my own in my Kapua Suite.
Aldous Snow
Alright, Peter.
Sarah Marshall
Have a good trip, Pete.
Aldous Snow
I like your shirt. It's colorful. Bye, ta-ta! I was wearing two shoes this morning, wasn't I?
[he and Sarah walk away; to Sarah]
Peter Bretter
Bye, now. Thank you. Thank you for bailing me out like that, but I still can't afford that room.
[to Rachel]
Rachel Jansen
Nobody can. It's for, like, Oprah, or like, Celine Dion. Really, it's not a big deal. So, you can stay in the suite, but since you're not technically a guest, you have to clean up after yourself. Otherwise, here is your room key, and enjoy your stay!
[hands him a key]
Peter Bretter
Why are you doing this for me?
Rachel Jansen
She's here with some guy already? Kind of messed up.
Peter Bretter
Yeah, right?! Thank you.
Rachel Jansen
Really, it's not a big deal. Go, go enjoy yourself!
Peter Bretter
Rachel...
[tries to read her nametag]
Rachel Jansen
Jansen.
Peter Bretter
Jansen. I mean, a thousand times, thank you! You know what I mean? I...
Rachel Jansen
Go. Go enjoy yourself!
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Growing Apart in a Relationship
Sarah Marshall
I feel... I've been feeling... that, for a long time, we've been growing apart. We're leading different lives.
Peter Bretter
Who's the dude? Who's the dude?
[stands up]
Sarah Marshall
What?! No, that's not what this is about! There's no one else.
[stands up]
Peter Bretter
I know what's happening here. I really do. You've been working so much lately, that we haven't got to spend much time together and you're forgetting what it's like to be with me. But maybe if we just held each other or something, you would remember what it's like to be with me.
Sarah Marshall
No.
Peter Bretter
Please hold me. Please.
[Sarah hesitates; he comes over to her and hugs her, still naked. Sarah hugs him back reluctantly]
Sarah Marshall
There's someone else. I'm sorry.
[Peter pulls away from her and looks at her in shock; she walks out in tears]
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A Cure for Emotional Pain
Kunu
It looks like you got a little pain behind those eyes.
Peter Bretter
Yeah, maybe a little.
Kunu
There's really only one cure for that.
Peter Bretter
Yeah, what's that?
Kunu
Weed. You got any?
Peter Bretter
No.
Kunu
Oh. Well then let's go surfin'!
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Escaping Heartbreak: A Mutual Decision
Taglines
When Peter got dumped by his girlfriend, he wanted to get as far away as possible. Apparently... so did she
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Work Conflicts and Dinner Plans
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Well, I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my fucking job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of work. So, I can't just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I'm done. Hold on, I gotta call you back. Mahalo, all right! Hey, how's it going?
[into the phone, deadpan; notices Peter approaching]
Peter Bretter
Hey. Uh, I'd just like to grab some dinner, please.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Okay, great. Is your wife gonna meet you?
Peter Bretter
No.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Or, your girlfriend?
Peter Bretter
No. I don't, uh, I don't have a girlfriend.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
You're just... by yourself?
Peter Bretter
Yeah.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
Man, that sucks. Okay, so just one! Here's your wine list and your menu. Come on. Do you want. like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting all by yourself.
[leads him to his table]
Peter Bretter
I'll be all right, thank you.
Matthew Van Der Wyk
I just would be so depressed.
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Misunderstanding During a Phone Call
Peter Bretter
Hello?
[answering the phone after he has been sobbing on his balcony]
Rachel Jansen
Peter?
Peter Bretter
Sarah?
Rachel Jansen
No, it's Rachel Jansen, from the front desk.
Peter Bretter
Hey.
[making an effort to control his voice]
Rachel Jansen
Hey, what's going on up there? I'm getting complaints about a woman, crying hysterically?
Peter Bretter
Yeah, you know what, and I hear her too, and it sounds like she's having such a hard time. I think it's coming from the floor above me.
[his voice begins to break again]
Rachel Jansen
You're on the top floor.
Peter Bretter
I'll try and keep it down.
[pause]
Rachel Jansen
Are you okay?
Peter Bretter
Yeah, you have a nice night.
Rachel Jansen
Okay.
[she hangs up. Cut to Peter curled up on his floor, sobbing just as loudly.]
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Unexpected Connections in a Comedy Setting
Peter Bretter
Wow! You came... I- I can't believe that you came.
Rachel Jansen
Peter, this is... this is great. It was really funny, yeah.
Peter Bretter
Thank you. You know what? I didn't realize that it was a comedy and then, someone told me that, and it just, like opened the whole thing up! How long are you in town for?
[they laugh, then there is an awkward pause]
Rachel Jansen
Open-ended.
Peter Bretter
Oh! Wow. Bold.
Rachel Jansen
Yeah, you know... I'm kinda checking out some schools.
[smiles]
Peter Bretter
Congratulations.
[smiles]
Rachel Jansen
Yeah, maybe. [pause You never called.
Peter Bretter
You told me not to... and I listened. Wasn't easy...I might have called once and hung up, from a private number.
[pause; he and Rachel laugh]
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