Russell Brand Biography
Russell Brand (born 4 June 1975) is a British comedian, actor, columnist, author, TV & radio personality, presenter, activist, and campaigner. Brand achieved mainstream fame in the UK for presenting a Big Brother spin-off, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and for his radio show, among other television series and award ceremonies. He is noted for various controversies that have surrounded him in the British media, such as the 2008 prank calls that led to his resignation from the BBC.
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Strange Companionship in Times of Misery
Trinculo:
Misery acquaints a man with strange bed fellows.
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Demo Submission and Personal Admiration
Matthew Van Der Wyk:
or do you want it without your cake?
Aldous Snow:
I don't drink.
Matthew Van Der Wyk:
All right, so I came here to give you my demo. I just... I worship you, and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just take a listen and...
Aldous Snow:
Okay.
Matthew Van Der Wyk: [''Mimics Snow's Essex/Cockney accent'']
Cause you know what? You don't wanna be the guy sitting there, watching BBC, and saying, "Oh, I saw that guy! He was my waiter, and I totally dismissed him like everyone else does in his life. And I totally was wrong, because he's a major, major, major influence on me now, and I feel terrible!
Aldous Snow:
That stupid English voice, was that me?
Matthew Van Der Wyk:
Unfortunately, yes. You're really gonna like it.
Aldous Snow:
I'll listen to it when you've gone.
Matthew Van Der Wyk:
Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel.
Matthew Van Der Wyk:
I have a question for you real quick Mr. S., I was actually meaning to ask you, what did you exactly think of my demo? Did you get it? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow:
Oh no. I was gonna listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life.
Matthew Van Der Wyk:
Just not at all?
Aldous Snow:
No I didn't, because I've got my instincts and they weren't good.
Matthew Van Der Wyk: [''Whispers''; ''Walks away'']
Fuck you. Okay? Go fuck yourself. I can't yell right now, cause I'll get fired, and my boss ll hear me, and then I won't be able to pay off my student loans, but you know what? You're an asshole. I fucking hate you. I bought all your records, this whole fucking time I've been trying to get you to come hang out with me. I'm gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip! You fucking dick!
Aldous Snow:
I like him. That's quite moving.
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