Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) - Quotes

Furiosa: The Bommyknocker! Do the Bommyknocker!

Immortan Joe: Is he your father?

Furiosa: No. He slaughtered my mother.

Dementus: True -- that is true. And I can tell you, it made this child tough. Tough enough to survive all sorrows when they come her way. I did that for her! I did that for her.

Immortan Joe: [''Referring to Furiosa''] Who's that?

Dementus: That is my daughter, Little D. Little Dementus.

Immortan Joe: She looks nothing like you.

Dementus: Yes, well she has none of her perfections and none of my deficiencies.

Immortan Joe: Where's the mother?

Dementus: Magnificent woman. Fierce, intelligent. Taken so cruelly protecting this little one from marauders.

Immortan Joe: She looks pale.

Dementus: You look pale! She's perfect -- not like the genetic absurdities you have for sons.

Scabrous Scrotus: I am Scrotus!

Rictus Erectus: I am Rictus! We are the sons of the Immortan Joe!

Scrotus: And now... we're going to kill you.

War Boy: [''After a failed self-sacrifice attempt with an arrow sticking out of head''; [w:Valhalla|Valhalla] Is this Halvalla? Am I in ]?

Rider: What's Valhalla?

History Man: Valhalla is the Hall of the Slain. A paradise for dead heroes.

Dementus: Good for you. We're looking for a place of abundance!

War Boy: What’s abundance?

History Man: Abundance, plentifulness. Having a copious quantity of something.

War Boy: Co-- What’s "copus quantity"?

Dementus: A lotta stuff! A lotta good stuff.

Dementus: History Man? A Word Burger, please. Tears.

History Man: Human tears. The secretions of the lacrimal gland containing oils, salts, proteins, and stress hormones. The tears of joy and those of sorrow have different chemical compositions.

Dementus: Yes. Sorrow is more... piquant, zesty.

Toe Jam: My lips, Dementus's ear. My lips. Dementus.

Mary Jo Bassa: Whatever you have to do, however long it takes, promise me you'll find your way home. Plant this seed. Protect the Green Place. Give me this one gift. Promise. The stars be with you.

The People Eater: Among us are nine hundred and seventy-two devout warriors. Any one of them, if chosen, would've done the same. Each would die historic for the Immortan Joe. That's why you're fools. You're all fools for coming here!

Immortan Joe: Let him come. Body search, no weapons. Whatever he wants, we'll listen. Then kill him on the spot.

The Organic Mechanic: Don't worry, love; you'll make an excellent milker.

Fang: They were right, the crazy brothers -- she is a mighty thing. Bigger, faster, stronger, further...

The Bullet Farmer: That piece of anus-pus Dementus is running Gastown into the ground and blaming everyone but himself! You tell Immortan Joe, we need a meeting -- a war meeting. Otherwise, we're gonna get our tits caught in the wringer.

Scabrous Scrotus: Your way of thinking is how he rooks us. He's got you scared of his crazy!

The History Man: She took away his voice, and they spent the rest of the day in silence. There are those who prefer that she did more than shoot him. They claim that she ended him in ways more fitting. They tell of righteous perversities and witty mutilations. But this is the truth whispered to me by Furiosa herself. Deep in the Citadel, high up in the hydroponic gardens, there is a tree unlike any other. Its soil is human. Its nutrients human. Maggots debriding his necrotic flesh. It was an echo growing out of a human being.

The History Man: [[war; [w:Sumer–Elam war|The Sumerian fought the Elamite; [W:anglo-saxons|Saxon; [Vikings|Viking; [Wars of the Roses; [w:War of the Oranges|The Oranges; [w:Opium Wars|Opium Wars; [W:Six Day War|Six-Day; [American Civil War|North against South; [World War I|first; [World War II|second; [World War III|third; [Nuclear war|Nuclear War] There always was, is, and will be ]. ]. The ] fought the ]. And so the histories grew. There were the ]. ]. The ]. The One-Day, ], Thousand-Day Wars. ]. East against West. The ], ], ], and countless wars of religion and righteous belief. The Oil Wars. Water Wars. The Tri-Nation ]. The Battle of the Boomtowns. And now, my dears... The Forty-Day Wasteland War. Eyes for eyes. Teeth for teeth. Rage, fueled by grief.

The History Man: Behold, the might of Dementus. The Red Dementus and his Congress of Destruction!

The History Man: Make yourself invaluable, and Dementus will look after you.

The History Man: As the world falls around us, how must we brave its cruelties?

Praetorian Jack: My mother and father were soldiers. Even as the world fell, they yearned to be warriors for a virtuous cause. For them, it never happened. I wanna help you find this place, wherever it may be.

Praetorian Jack: You may be raw, but you have about you a purposeful savagery.

Praetorian Jack: It's been a hard day. I lost my convoy. I lost my crew. I'm gonna have to start again. And I'm driving off thinking I oughtta start with you.

Dementus: If you can't do me quick, you're going to have to do me slow. But you are never going to get anything close to what you want.

Dementus: [[fear; [Heaven; [Hell] I don't ] the loss of bliss in ]. Or retribution in ]. And I've got a fiendishly high pain threshold.

Dementus: Was she your mother? Sister? Did she beg, did she scream? The ones that yell the least tend to stick in my mind.

Dementus: [[nature] You fabulous thing. You crawled out of a pitiless grave, deeper than hell. Only one thing that is going to do that for you. Not hope. Hate. No shame in hate. It's one of the greatest forces of ].

Dementus: So gullible. I hold them profoundly in contempt!

Dementus: [[hope; [Justice] Didja see that? You how they fought for each other, this little army of two? Where were they going, so full of ]? There is no hope! Not for them, not for you, certainly not for me! The day I acquire Bullet Farm, these two destroy it! I had Gastown and I had Bullet Farm! With that, I could've crippled the Citadel and ruled the Wasteland! The Wasteland would've been a far better place for all of us! No! You two, you two break my heart. You break my heart... and it's not fair! You make me the Dark Dementus. And the Dark Dementus cannot afford to be soft! It's the price I pay to be your leader! It's the price we all pay to survive in the wasteland; we cannot be soft! There must be retribution! ]... and retribution!

Dementus: Stability born from a world of chaos. You. Me. We.

Dementus: Don't ever do that again, comrades; I'm a man with a fragile brain.

Dementus: Ah, questioning my boss-ority...

Dementus: [[truth; [power] Listen to this ]: Big shots rule only because you choose to follow. The ] is with you! You are free to choose!

Dementus: Lady and gentlemens! Start your engines.

Dementus: Who's got the goods? The bollocks, the testes to ride with Dementus?! You're gonna have to show me who you are! Yes? Because today, we dance to Darwin.

Imperator Furiosa: [[fruit; [life] This is our first ]. But it's not for you and me. Each of us, in our own way, will vanish from this earth. And then, perhaps... Some uncorrupted ] will rise to adore them.

Imperator Furiosa: [[childhood] My ], my mother... I want them back. I want them back!

Imperator Furiosa: Remember me?

Imperator Furiosa: If you find him, he's mine.

Imperator Furiosa: I am the Praetorian Furiosa!