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Interview Experience Leads to Disgust
Walt
How was the interview, mother?
Mom
It made me want to puke my face off!
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Bender Joins In on Underage Activities
Bender
Watcha doin', mini-meatbags? Underage gambling? Shame on you. Count me in!
[puts money on desk]
Dwight
We're not gambling, we're playing ]
[[w:Dungeons and Dragons|"Dungeons and Dragons!"]
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Misunderstanding the Purpose of Warnings
Computer Voice
(alarm sound) Warning. Out of dark matter fuel.
Leela
That's not a warning! A warning's supposed come before something bad happens.
Computer Voice
(alarm sound) Warning. Engines will shut down in one second.
Leela
That's more like it.
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Miscommunication Between Zoidberg and Amy
Zoidberg
Amy, cancel my appointments.
Amy
Stop calling me!
[on intercom]
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A Comedic Plea for Alliance in Crisis
Titanius Anglesmith
Oh great king, your army is the last hope of Cornwood. Let us join forces, before the light of good is extinguished forever!
[to Roberto as king of Wipecastle]
Roberto
You calling me crazy!? Just coz I got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!!
Titanius
Pardon?
Roberto
Stop laughing at me, flyin avocado!
[draws sword; shrieking while stabbing]
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Unexpected Turn in a Fantasy Adventure
Dragon Fry
So it comes down to this, a dungeon, and dragons!
Zoidberg
I didn't see it coming.
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A Shocking Revelation of Parentage
Ignus
Mommy never told you about my father.
Greyfarn
She said he was a foul He-demon.
Ignus
Exactly. You are my father.
Greyfarn
No. No, that's impossible.
Ignus
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Greyfarn
No, no!
Ignus
Yah-hah. I heard Mommy say so.
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Imagination and Logic in Conflict
Dr. Perceptron
I will now delicately jerk out your imagination, severing fantasy's grip on your nerd-circuit.
Bender
Coooooornwooooooooooooood!
[as he disappears]
Dr. Perceptron
Illogical. Illogical. Computational overload.
Nurse Ratchet
But doctor, I love you.
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Reality and Fantasy in a Strange Land
Frydo [Fry]
So this land is real?
Greyfarn [Professor]
Oh, dreadfully real. If you die here you'll really be dead. But instead of science we believe in crazy hocus pocus. It's sort of like Kansas.
Leegola
God help us.
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Mysterious Announcer at The Scary Door
Scary Door Announcer
Imagine in a realm, an announcer who can barely understand. He refers to but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about The Scary Door.
[''gibberish speech'']
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Complimentary Magazines Discontinued in Lobby
Hermes
As a result of these losses, we will no longer be providing complimentary porno mags in the lobby.
Scruffy
Durnit.
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Confrontation Over Responsibility and Consequences
Professor
Who did this? Answer now or be punished.
Leela
Fine, I admit it. It was me.
Professor
You will be punished!
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Declaration of Leadership Amidst Absurdity
Titanius
Okay, since I'm the only robot here who isn't , I declare myself leader of the royal army!
[''after talking with king of wipe castle; makes crazy noises with his finger on his mouth]
Guard 1
What royal army might that be?
Titanius
Huh?
Guard 2
When the king went insane, he declared war on scallops, so he tied the army to a boat and sent them out to sea. They were never seen again!
Guard 1
Scallops musta got em.
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A Moment of Sacrifice and Remembrance
Gynecaladriel (Amy)
Well at least we'll be remember by song.
Titanius (Bender)
Wait a second, I have an idea. I surrender! Here, eat my friends! Just give me one more second of sweet, sweet life!
[seizes his comrades]
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Character Dynamics in Futurama's Dialogue Scene
Professor
Walt, the leader among imbeciles!
Walt
Hey, they resent that!
Professor
Larry, the sniveling middle child.
Larry
Sorry. Thank you.
[nervously]
Professor
And you, Igner. The evil I can tolerate. But the stupidity.
Igner
We're owl exterminators.
Professor
Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo!
[children laugh]
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Misunderstanding About Seating Arrangement
Dr. Perceptron
I was in your seat, I forgot that we had changed places
Mad Hatterbot
CHANGE PLACES?
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Leela's Unusual Transformation in Futurama
Leegola [Leela]
Oh, Lord, I'm half-horse and half-naked.
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Misinterpretation in a Fantasy Encounter
Leegola
What else can we slay? Is that a ] over there?
[[w:Hobbit|Hobbit]
Titanius [Bender]
No, that's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit.
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Innocent Question Leads to Awkward Response
Fry
Hey Professor can I ask you something about Bender?
Professor
Of course Fry, show me where on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you.
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