Provocative Comments on Theater and Controversy
Cricket Feldstein:
Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz:
Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein:
Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Dana Marschz:
Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet!
Elisabeth Shue:
That was a sink.
Dana Marschz:
It was?
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Cultural Perspectives on Talent and Opportunity
Dana Marschz:
You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture.
Mr. Marquez:
I have to take exception to that characterization.
Dana Marschz:
Heywood's a bad boy. He's a gang banger. A deadbeat. But he also has a gift.
Mrs. Marquez:
Who is Heywood?
Dana Marschz:
Your son. Heywood Jablome.
Dana Marschz:
Oh. I just got that.
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Defiance Against Authority in Theatre
Cricket Feldstein:
No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls.
Dana Marschz:
Why do they have to do this?
Cricket Feldstein:
My balls?
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Nervousness Around Ethnic Groups Expressed
Epiphany Sellers:
I still get nervous around ethnics.
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Embracing Consequences in a Challenging Situation
Cricket Feldstein:
You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!
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The Consequences of Poor Choices
Dana Marschz:
It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!
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Unexpected Confidence Amidst Personal Struggles
Dana Marschz: [in commercial]
I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!
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Timing and Personal Matters in Life
Dana Marschz:
It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.
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A Better Life Awaits Beyond Tucson
Dana Marschz:
Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson.
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A Disturbing Expression of Frustration
Dana Marschz:
I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE!
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